The Wild Life

¶ Get your motor runnin' ¶

¶ Head out on the highway

¶ We're lookin' for adventure ¶

¶ In whatever comes our way

¶ Yeah, darlin', gonna make it happen ¶

¶ Take the world in a love embrace ¶

¶ Fire all of your guns at once and explode into space ¶

¶ I like smoke and lightning ¶

¶ Heavy metal thunder

¶ Go racin' with the wind ¶

¶ Yeah, darlin', gonna make it happen ¶

¶ Take the world in a love embrace ¶

¶ Fire all of your guns at once and explode into space ¶

¶ Like a true nature's child ¶

¶ We were born, born to be wild ¶

¶ We can climb so high

¶ I never wanna die

¶ Born to be wild

¶ Born to be wild

¶

¶ Get your motor runnin' ¶

¶ Head out on the highway

¶ We're lookin' for adventure ¶

¶ In whatever comes our way

¶ Yeah, darlin', gonna make it happen ¶

¶ Take the world in a love embrace ¶

¶ Fire all of your guns at once and ¶

¶ Explode into space

¶ Like a true nature's child ¶

¶ We were born, born to be wild ¶

¶ We can climb so high

¶ I never wanna die

¶ Born to be wild

¶ Born to be wild

All right, what are you doing here?

Sitting, sir.

Uh-huh.

There's a sign out front says no trespassing.

You read that?

Yes, sir. Absolutely, sir.

School doesn't start till next week.

Get out...

the same way you got in.

Yes, sir.

Thank you very much.

Is Dickie around?

Dickie doesn't work here anymore.

He got fired.

Shit, that's too bad. Yeah.

Let me get a fifth of Jack Daniel's,

half pint of mescal and rum,

couple of daiquiris in a can,

some Bloody Mary mixers,

and... I'll get a 12-pack of Bud

while you ring it up.

Is there a problem?

Not if you have some I.D.

Oh, yeah.

There you go.

Thomas Drake. The wrestler?

All-state.

I know. I saw you at the invitationals last year.

You were great.

Thanks, my man.

Didn't you used to go out with Mary Moseley?

Oh, yeah!

I nailed her in the backseat of my car.

Oh, boy, was she a hose beast.

Mary Moseley's my little sister.

Did you say Kleinman or Moseley?

Moseley.

Oh! Mary Moseley's a terrific girl.

I'm amazed I even got her confused with Mary Kleinman,

because Mary Moseley's fantastic.

She's...

she's a fabulous girl.

She... she is.

Tom, I find it hard to believe that you're 28

and still in high school.

It's for my dad.

See, he's kind of an alcoholic.

Sorry.

It's casual.

Hey, hey, kid, we've been waiting here for 20 minutes!

I'm sorry, sir. One at a time.

What is goin' on?

Bill, this is a league man.

How many times do I have to tell you

league people don't wait?

Where's the other kid?

I'm sure Tommy's on his way.

On his way?

I don't pay him to be on his way.

Now, I am fed up with his act.

If he isn't here in ten minutes, he's out.

I'd rather cut him loose and give you the raise.

I could use a raise.

Ten minutes.

Hi, Tommy.

Did you see that bulge he had

in the wrestling team photo last year?

I can't believe they print those pictures.

Tommy!

Ahh!

Two, three, four and five.

Thanks.

Yo, man. Tommy.

Been doin' your job for two hours.

Get to work.

It's casual.

You guys okay?

Excuse me, miss,

but could I check the security on your back entrance?

We've had some prowler reports in the neighborhood.

Sure, Officer. Go right ahead.

Sorry to bother you, ma'am,

but we'd rather pay a precautionary visit like this

than endanger your safety.

Well, that camera above the door

photographs everyone as they come in.

You may photograph everyone, miss,

but, uh...

does everyone know...

how to make you...

squeal with pleasure?

Huh? David, please.

Mr. Carlton only left a minute ago.

I know. I saw him go.

I missed you tonight.

There was a huge explosion by the high school.

Hell of a lot of damage.

I grabbed the punks who did it.

You okay?

It's a job.

David, I thought maybe we could go out tonight.

Mm-hmm.

It's dangerous.

Don't worry about it, all right?

I'm a cop.

Hey, Jim!

Jim!

Hey, Tony, what's up?

How's it goin'?

All right.

Where have you been?

Just hangin' out.

All right!

Not bad.

At least you don't look like a flamin' geek anymore.

Thanks.

Hey, did you see Apocalypse Now on cable?

Eleven times.

Just keep that back entrance double-deadbolted, miss,

and I wouldn't worry about the prowlers.

Okay. Thank you, Officer.

You're too young to smoke, son.

Hi, Jim.

Hi, Anita.

What do you got that's fresh?

Oh, everything's fresh.

Lady, please don't disturb league lanes.

Thank you.

Sorry, Bill.

He is so nice!

You know, Bill, you're a lucky guy.

You're moving into the woman palace of all time.

I'm proud of you.

'cause when they talk about the Bill Conrad years,

they'll say, Bill Conrad?

We never knew just what a wild man he really was...

until he moved in to the house of love.

Thanks a lot.

So I guess the first party's

tomorrow tonight...

right?

Not a chance.

Mistake.

¶ I'm tired of wasting all my precious time ¶

¶ You got to be all mine

¶ All mine

¶ Foxy lady

¶ Here I come

Hey! Turn that shit off.

Maybe you didn't hear what I said.

I said turn that shit off.

Okay, come on. Let's go.

Get outta here.

You really scare me.

He's pretty tough, Glen.

Think you can handle him, buddy?

Come on. Hit me.

Who is this kid?

You're too young,

and too little for me to execute.

Then don't give me shit.

Fuckin' muscle-heads grow up to be cops.

You almost got us killed.

Hey, as soon as you're scared, you're dead.

Just like Charlie said about 'Nam...

we went in sloppy and we came out sloppy.