We Bare Bears

Okay, here it is.

The date is June 24th.

I've found what I believe to be a cave.

Oh. This furniture looks handmade.

Aw, dang. Oh. There.

Nobody will notice.

Hmm. Porridge maybe.

Yep, that's porridge.

Oh, hey, I've read that... oh!

We were all freaked out, you know? I can't really...

Hey, what the... My chair!

My porridge! Who are you? How'd you get in here?

Stay back! Aah!

All right, all right. Turn on the light. Okay!

Ow!

All right, we got you, you little rascal.

What are you doing in our cave?

Oh, wow. So, this is your cave?

Perfect! Mind games, eh?

I know your type.

Now tell us why you were filming in here and touching our...

So it's true what the scientists say...

Your cavities are atrocious.

Would you say that your poor dental hygiene

contributes to your surly nature?

I don't know what "surly," means,

but I'm gonna pretend it means "radical."

So thank you.

But that wasn't the answer we need.

Wah! Oh, no!

Sorry. I can't find it. It's too dark in here. Maybe it's over...

Aah! Ohh! So bright!

How are we supposed to be cool with you

throwing our mood lighting around?

I'm sorry! It was an accident!

My paws are sweaty! Hey, now.

What are you writing there? Let me see.

Highly suspicious, I'd say.

Yeah, this is super-invasive.

Ice bear has too many secrets.

It isn't invasive. Really.

I'm doing research on local bears.

It's an assignment for my class.

Class for what... Kindergarten?

Up top.

Actually, it's a college course.

I skipped a couple of grades.

So the joke's on you.

Well, the proof... Is in the pudding.

We got your backpack.

I'm gonna mess with your stuff

and get answers at the same time.

Oh-ho! What's all this?

I'm eating your stuff!

How's it feel?

Whoa.

Aww. Is this you?

"Chlu..." "Cha-low-ee."

"Chloh..." "Ch..."

Ice bear has never seen a smaller human.

Stop! Give me that!

And spit those out! Gah!

You're not even eating them right.

Here you go.

They're a little spicy.

Oh, my gosh, you guys. These are so good.

Can... can we have another?

Sure! Whoo!

Actually, I vecan we opior gu. Have another?

Would you mind ii around for a t

to study your behavior?

I'll bring you as many gummies as you want.

Deal!

Should I be doing something?

Nope. Just be normal.

Hey, friend. How's it going? You need anything?

Are you almost done? When can I see?

Hang on. Oh, yeah.

Cool, cool, cool. You got it.

Done!

Done! Done! Done!

Ice bear believed in you.

Um, now that you're done, you wouldn't happen

to have anything spicy for us, would you?

Spicy? I don't think I know what you're talking about.

But you... you said...

The thing.

Just kidding!

I got loads!

Go ahead!

We worked so hard for this.

Oh, no! The last bus!

I've got to go!

Sorry for dashing! I'll see you guys!

Well, that was fun.

Now time to enjoy our spoils.

Huh? Oh, no.

Chloe's laptop... she needs this. Hmm.

Well... Now that it's here, a little peek can't hurt.

Here it is... the assignment.

Let's full-screen. Next slide.

"Large and needy beasts of the nor..."

wha... ugh. That's a horrible photo.

"Powerful stench"?

It's an alluring musk!

Ice bear smells like clean babies.

We don't make people uncomfortable.