Steven Universe

And Steven!

The rubies are back?

They showed up on their little ship

acting very angry,

so I put them in time-out.

I thought we were done with these guys.

Why did you come back here?

Let's release one and just ask what they're up to.

Ooh! Ooh! Can I pick?!

Go for it.

Hmm.

Oh! Let's talk to Leggy!

- Leggy? - I named them

based on the placement of their gems.

There's Leggy, Army, Navy, Eyeball, and, uh... Doc.

Leggy seems like the easiest to talk to.

Leggy, come on down!

Hey! Hi. I'm Steven.

What brings you back to Earth?

Uh... I don't know?

Oh, uh, I understand.

I used to forget why we'd go on missions all the time.

I'll just go stand over here then.

Let's take a chance on Army.

Good afternoon!

I'll tear you limb...

Huh? Hey. Don't be like that.

Why, I ought to...

Aw.

- Hey, what the... - Next!

Uh... Navy?

If I remember correctly, we were on Earth...

Uh...

This is so embarrassing.

Oh-ho.

Oh. Aah!

Aah!

Okay. Uh, eyeball?

I'm not telling y'all nothing about nothing!

The only one left now is, uh... Doc.

Where's Jasper?!

Last time we came,

you tricked us into playing that stupid game!

Then, you said, "She's on Neptune,"

so we looked, and she wasn't there!

She wasn't on Neptune

or any other planet in this whole dang solar system!

Tell us where she is right now.

No games, no tricks, and no slick disguises.

Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!

Hey!

I'm right here!

Is she serious? There's no way this is gonna...

Look! It's Jasper!

Jasper! I'm Ruby 1F4-Cut-4ND.

I fought in the war for Earth.

Uh... at ease.

I was on the ground in Facet 6 when I heard the tale

of the Facet 9 Kindergarten Quartz That Could.

They said you popped out of the ground with your helmet on

and took out 80 crystal gems before the sun went down.

When I found out this mission was to look for you,

I nearly dissipated my form!

It is an honor to finally meet you.

Yup. That's me!

Always huge, never small, all the...

All the time since I was made!

Wait a minute.

You look different than I thought you would.

Oh, here it is.

Oh, you must mean my tan... You know, from the sun.

Stupid Earth sun! Ah!

I hate this planet!

Curse this planet!

Well, it's a good thing we finally found you.

Yellow Diamond is awaiting your return.

We'll take you back to Homeworld right away.

No! I mean...

I, Jasper,

have decided to stay on Earth.

What?! Why?!

Yeah, why, Jasper?

Because I gotta stay here with these guys.

Yep, gotta keep 'em prisoner... for the diamonds.

Jasper. Such devotion.

Well, Yellow will definitely want to know about this.

You'll have to file a report at the nearest Diamond base.

Where's that?

I think we passed it on the way here.

You dummies! It's, uh...

It's... Hmm.

It's there!

I gotta hold this all the way to the moon?!

Uh, hold this.

Hold these... prisoners.

Gotta bring the rebel prisoners if we're going to the moon.

Can't leave them here unsupervised.

Very well. To the ship!

What are you doing? This isn't going to work.

You can't hold that form forever.

I can do this.

We'll go to the moon, come back,

and they'll leave us alone.

Just play along.

Oh, hey!

You guys want to be prisoners, too?

Not really.

All right. Just checking.

Hup, hup, hup, hup, hup, hup, hup!

Whoa. It's huge in here!

I thought it'd be super-cramped.

Hey! This ain't no pleasure cruise!

Yeah!

Show some respect, you crystal germs!

Yeah, you tell 'em, Jasper!

I bet they got those germs from Earth!

Aw, curses!

I can't believe we've been caught!

And by none other than Jasper!

I'm so cross over it.

Uh-huh.

That sure is Jasper... The one that caught us.

Harumph.

Of all the indignities!

Do what you want. I'll never talk.

Huh, I wish.

Yeah. She talks a lot!

Go sit over there now!