South Park

Oh, my Gosh! Oh, honey!

I can't believe you went to Jared!

This is a new beginning for us, darling.

I'm just so excited for our future.

Ooooh, yeah! Take that, cop!

You want some, too, sheriff?!

Yeah! There you go, bitch!

Another dead cop!

And another one!

Yeah, you want some, too, copper?!

You want a piece of this, you god damn pigs?!

Officer, you have to let us out of here!

We don't have much time!

Yeah, that's the last cop. Let's get outta here!

Sir, you have to listen to us.

ManBearPig is real.

Oh, God. Here we go again.

"We gotta stop ManBearPig!

We gotta take it serious!"

But we do!

ManBearPig is gonna kill everyone,

and he is not gonna stop!

Oh, well, then I guess

I don't have to do anything about it.

Can you get off your god damn video game

for five seconds so we can have a conversation?

Where the hell is Al Gore? Why isn't he coming for us?

Nobody's coming for us, Stan. They think we're murderers.

And that's why we have to break out of here ourselves.

Excuse me, officer? Shut up.

I don't wanna hear anything about ManBearPig

and how we're all doomed.

No, it's not that. It's just...

I noticed you're still riding you're horse

all the way back to camp.

Yeah. Trains and stagecoaches don't go to my camp.

No they don't, but...

you can use cinematic mode to make it way easier on yourself.

What the hell are you talking about?

All right, everyone.

I realize a lot of people have died

and most of the roads have been destroyed

due to all the fires, so I'd like to thank you all

for coming to tonight's symposium...

"When Should I Start to Worry?"

I'd like to make this an open discussion

and hope we can all participate in ways

that give better insight.

Yes, Mr. Clarkson?

I'm pretty sure there's a ManBearPig.

And I'm fairly certain that he has eaten two of my children

and destroyed our home.

When should I start to worry?

That's an excellent question.

There's definitely evidence that all the death

and destruction around us is due to a ManBearPig.

But no exact correlation to a ManBearPig.

Definitely not,

and that's why we are all here,

to try to pinpoint when should I start to worry?

I think that the time to start worrying is coming.

I don't know if I believe in ManBearPig or not,

but I do know that I'm open

to the idea of starting to worry.

I think Stephen echoes a lot of our feelings right now.

Arghhh!

Foolish mortals!

Your time is nigh! Face your end!

Um, it looks like Satan is here.

Should I start to worry?

Stan?!

We broke out of jail, Dad.

Come on. Get outta sight.

Cartman tricked the guard.

We all ran home to be with our parents.

Where's Mom? Your mom's been out

trying to find you a lawyer and a therapist.

We've been doing all we can, son!

Dad, that thing we saw take Ned...

It was ManBearPig. It was real.

What are you talking about. It was just a bear.

No, Dad! It's...

Why do you keep looking at the TV?

What? Why? I dunno. What?

You've been playing "Red Dead Redemption"?

A little bit!

I mean, when I'm not doing all the stuff for you.

I thought you were working on getting me out!

Sorry! I needed a little break.

You're all the way to Saint Denis?!

That's like 40 hours of gameplay!

How could you... Are you high right now?

I'm a little high, yes!

Oh, my God.

Oh, what?! I'm sorry!

I'm sorry I needed to decompress with all this shit going on.

I can't believe you would get high and play video games

while your son is in jail!

You're such an asshole!

Well, at least I'm not a school shooter!

It wasn't me! It was a demon named ManBearPig!

Oh, whatever! "ManBearPig! ManBearPig!"

You sound like your freakin' grandpa.

Yeah, because I learned a lot about... Woah, woah.

What are you talking about, "I sound like grandpa"?

He's been talking about ManBearPig coming

since I was 14.

It's nothing new.

Someone made a deal with it... a long time ago...

Do you know how to craft stamina tonics?

Mom?

Dad?

I don't know if you can hear me.

I feel so alone right now.

I feel like the whole world is falling apart

and somehow I'm supposed to do something but...

I don't know what that is anymore.

Fear not. Do not give up on yourself.

You must keep believing.

Mr. Gore?

Where have you been?!

It's me. Al Gore.

Yeah. Where have you been?!

You cannot lose faith, my child.

Even though everyone is ripping on you.

Even though they don't believe you,

and they're saying you're just seeking attention

because you lost the presidency,

you have to be strong.

What happened to you?! Are you dead or something?

No! Not dead!

Just merely using a flashlight on glass

to apply the Pepper's ghost technique.

Wait, what?

Oh, God damn it!

You see my point?

Things aren't always as they appear.

You have to stay strong, my little crusader.

I can't do this alone. I need help.

I did, too.

Didn't get it.

What more do you want from me?

I've atoned for my mistake.

I'm sorry that we were getting a lot

of different information at the time.

You know, even you were wrong

about a lot of the things you said would happen...

What's that?

Nothing. I didn't mean...

See ya later, alligator.

No, no, no, no! I'm sorry!

I am sorry, please! I'm cereal!

I didn't mean to say you were wrong,

just that some of your predictions

didn't happen... Oh, yeah.

You're real cereal.

Please, please! Please!

I'll do anything! I just want everyone to be safe!

All I was doing was trying to be your mentor.

You know who my mentor was?

Me! Al Gore!

Hello, Al Gore.

It's him! Just in time, too.

Thanks for coming in my time of crisis, Al Gore!

Sorry to call you down, sir, but this is a bad one.

Oh, no. That's fine.

I finally arrest four school shooters

and can play some "Red Dead Redemption,"

and then I get a call about another school shooting.

This one really doesn't look like a school shooting, sir.

Five different witnesses say it was definitely...

ManBearPig.

God damn it!

There is no such thing as a ManBearPig, you got that?!

We're working with facts here, not goofball theories!

Yes, but, sir, all the forensic scientists

say there are bear and pig footprints...

scientists!

Why are you trying to figure out what's going on

with scientists?!

The only thing I want to know is

who committed this school shooting

since our school shooting suspects

are in jail! Detective!

Detective, we just got word from the station.

The four shooting suspects broke out a while ago.

Oh, well, there you go! It was them again!

Gee, I didn't need any freakin' scientists

to figure that out, did I?

Get 'em outta here!

Now how the did those kids

break out of my jail?!

Jenkins said they tricked him.

Said they could show him a way to fast travel

in "Red Dead Redemption" by upgrading his camp,

and then they just took off.

There's a way to fast travel if you upgrade your camp?

Jesus.

You better start from the beginning.

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