Freaky Friday

Honey, wake up.

- No. - Anna.

Greet the day.

Honey, you gotta wake up.

Ow!

That's it!

Oh! I have had it!

Aah!

Anna, hurry up!

What? I'm ready.

Would you settle on a station?

Okay!

I'm going to get a little stud here, okay?

I don't want my maid of honor looking like a harlot.

Come on, Mom. Everyone's got one.

Everyone? Harry, everyone has one.

I can't believe you! You're ruining my life.

You know what? End of discussion. Feet down.

Okay. If I can drive.

- Did you bring your permit? - No. I can't find it.

- You can't find it? - Ha ha!

What did you do with it, troll?

Why do you always have to blame him?

You couldn't find anything in your room.

Why do you always take his side?

Oh, look, Anna, let's not do this now, please.

And fix your shirt.

- Look, there's Stacey Hinkhouse. - Joy.

Hi, Stacey.

Hi, Mrs. Coleman. Congratulations on your big day.

Thanks a lot. Say hi to your mom.

- Okay, bye. - Okay, bye. Hi, girls.

You never see Stacey anymore.

- How is she? - Evil. She hates me now.

Why?

Would you leave your brother alone?

See? She always starts it.

Bye, honey.

Make good choices.

She had the same shirt?

Yeah, but this looks okay, right?

- Sure. - Yeah.

So it's cool?

- No. - Oh, definitely not.

- Oh, kill me. - Anna, what?

I can't believe it. It's Jake.

He's gonna think I'm so stupid, I can't even put on a shirt.

You've never even met the guy. Guess what? He doesn't care.

He's not even looking.

He's totally looking.

- I think he's gonna talk to you. - Shut up.

Oh! Thanks.

Sorry.

Why would I want a leprechaun ice sculpture?

I'm not even Irish.

Could you hold on?

Seсora, Seсora! Cuidado!

Cuidado!

I am so sorry. I'm so sorry, sir.

Mr. Bates, I don't understand this "F".

You missed the point of the book.

It's "1984." How could anyone miss it?

It's a blatant attack on totalitarianism.

About a rigid society,

dominated by one all-powerful, ego-tripping dictator.

My grade is final.

Except he had hair.

Anna!

Hello, Anna.

What do you have today?

Meat loaf.

Turkey.

Evan, I'm so sorry.

I had some car trouble.

Okay. I thought you forgot about me.

I could never forget about you. I see you every day.

What about tomorrow?

Is this new? Am I gonna see you tomorrow?

You're gonna see me tomorrow, but not next week,

because I'm going on my honeymoon.

Oh, my God! You're not coming back.

- All my therapists quit on me. - I'm not gonna quit on you.

I'm gonna be available on my cellphone.

I checked. There's no service on the north side of the island.

It will be fine.

Okay.

I've had a better week.

You're counting the minutes, aren't you?

No.

How many minutes are left?

54.

All right, this morning was good.

But then I got up.

Ohh!

Great.

No. No, no, no. Absolutely not.

I said no salmon.

No, it has to be halibut.

Well, I don't care about the extra cost.

How much is it?

Hold on one second.

Hello?

Hi, Harry.

No, you may not touch the power tools.

Yes, I would consider the lawnmower to be a power tool.

Okay. I'll see you at home.

Okay. Halibut.

Could you hold on one second?

Hello. Dr. Coleman.

Yes, Elizabeth.

Yes, Elizabeth, I'll be at the appointment tomorrow.

Okay, good.

And, Elizabeth, remember, you are a smart, strong,

beautiful, independent woman,

and you don't need a man to complete you.

Thank you.

Goodbye.

Excuse me.

Is this yours?

Thanks.

Tenor medium.

So, what do you play?

I play my dad's old Telecaster.

Nice.

Cute shirt.

Thanks.

So, you're in a band?

Sorta.

What do you mean, "sorta"?

Oh, we're still stuck in our garage phase.

Ah, okay.

Well, if you ever get out of your garage, let me know.

Yeah, totally. You can come check me out.

I mean the band.

I'll be there, too, if you want to come check.

I'm Anna.

Jake.

So, what do you say? Do you want a ride?

Yeah, I'd like that.

Here you go. You can wear my extra helmet.

Oh, I just realized I have to meet my friends,

and they're waiting for me.

Your mom would kill you.

So dead and so grounded.

No, I get it. Moms and motorcycles.

Yeah.

So, see you around.

Anna.

So, listen.

You like The Hives?

They're awesome.

Well, look, I've got this import.

I was thinking if you wanted, we could check it out.

Coleman.

One second.

If I were you, I would be thinking less about boys

and a little more about your honors qualifying exam.

I'm ready for the test, Mr. Bates.

"Prepared" is to "you" as "not" is to "test."

What does that mean?

Exactly.

What are you doing? Get out of my room!

Help me!

Mommy!

Stop! Anna!

Sing it on the second verse.

There she is.

Hey! What happened?

Nothing. Just taking care of my brother.

Thank you.

Mommy, Mommy, Mommy.

Come here. Oh, sweetheart.

All right. Ready?

I'm gonna give you three.

No. Ready? One, two, three.

Oh, honey, go back inside. I'll be right there.

Anna!

Hold still, honey, hold still.

I promise there will be serious consequences for her.

Hey, Tessie!

Hey, Dad, you're early!

- What? - You're early!

I can't...

You're early.

Hold on. I need my glasses.

Grandpa!

Hey, monkey! Hey, hey, hey. Hey.

What is this? One of them thongs?

I don't want to know.

What's up? What's up?

- Hey, guys. - You guys know these yard apes?

You're early.

What?

Glad you could make it.

I brought an early wedding present.

What?

I thought I'd get the author to sign it.

What?

- I thought I'd ask... - I can't hear you. Hold on.

Let's get out of here.