Brassic

Mr McCann, I've got a proposal.

Mr McCann, I've got a proposal.

The bank gave you a loan. Yes.

I hope you are not telling me any porkies.

The safe is no longer here.

The safe is no longer here.

Terence- You're done.

He wouldn't do anything to Tyler, would he?

Nothing is happening to the boy.

Where is Tyler? He is gone. I lost him.

Where is Tyler? He is gone. I lost him.

Tyler? I'll get him back.

"My darling Vinnie.

I am scared, so I have to go.

I will miss you forever.

I will miss you forever.

And I hope you can forgive me."

# I am just a man

# Tipping on the wire

# Tipping on the wire

# Tight rope walking fool

# Balanced on desire

# Balanced on desire

# I can not control

# These ever changing ways

# These ever changing ways

# So how can I be sure

# The feeling will remain

# The feeling will remain

# It'll always change

# It'll always change

# But everything I am is yours- #

Oh, fuck me!

Careful dickhead! Hey up! Vinnie?

Come here, Ringo. Good to see you.

Come here, Ringo. Good to see you.

You stink of patchouli oil, man. It's overwhelming?

I nearly fucking killed you there.

Yeah, I'm sorry. I'm fucking miles away at the minute.

Yeah, I'm sorry. I'm fucking miles away at the minute.

Yeah, well, I'm glad I nearly killed you there,

'cause me and the band have got a gig tonight.

Brilliant. 'Cause, er, you'll never guess who's getting married again?

Brilliant. 'Cause, er, you'll never guess who's getting married again?

Yeah? Go on? Well guess.

I don't... know. No guess, man.

Fuck me. Pete the eunuch? No, it's me, you daft twat.

Fuck me. Pete the eunuch? No, it's me, you daft twat.

Hey! Fantastic!

And you'll never guess who I'm getting married to.

I don't- It's Babs.

Babs? Fucking Babs... is who YOU'RE getting married to.

Babs? Fucking Babs... is who YOU'RE getting married to.

But you got married and you got divorced.

And now we're getting married again.

The prawn cocktail thing nearly tore you a new arsehole, didn't it?

The prawn cocktail thing nearly tore you a new arsehole, didn't it?

You were really upset.

Well, the thing is I put that behind us, Vin.

You know, forgive and forget.

She's a good girl and it's for keeps this time. Good man.

She's a good girl and it's for keeps this time. Good man.

That's fucking fantastic. I'm made up for you, man.

Listen I'll see you tonight, then? Grand.

Eight o'clock, Crow's Nest. It's a fucking date.

'Ere, bring Erin. Oh... Alright, cheerio, dickhead.

'Ere, bring Erin. Oh... Alright, cheerio, dickhead.

Yeah.

Go on, get out of it, you big cunt.

Fucking hell! Bell end. What ya doing?

Sorry. Fuck me. Sorry. Miles away.

# The best things in life are free

# The best things in life are free

# But you can give them To the birds and bees

# I need money... #

I just wanna know where she is, know what I mean?

Yeah. Well, she says she doesn't want finding.

Yeah. Well, she says she doesn't want finding.

Yeah, I know. But she's fucked off with my little lad, Cardi,

and I'm fucking- My heart's breaking.

and I'm fucking- My heart's breaking.

She's scared about McCann.

Yeah, but fucking hell. He's not gonna be around much longer, is he?

He's getting sent down, hopefully.

He'll be gone out of our life's forever.

Just need to see her...

..so I can talk to her properly.

I don't like seeing you sad, man.

I don't like seeing you sad, man.

Do you wanna throw the ball? Oh shit, yeah.

Oh, fuck me. Dude, shit.

Hey! You fucking idiots! Idiots!

Hey! You fucking idiots! Idiots!

He's fuck- He's- He's run off.

We are Tonguesten and we came here to rock your bloody tits off!

We are Tonguesten and we came here to rock your bloody tits off!

That is shit, innit?

That to me, is the dying screams of a murder victim.

Ted Bundy, the musical.

Ted Bundy, the musical.

I'd fucking watch that.

That name - Tonguesten, yeah?

I mean, I assume it's a play on the word Tungsten,

but it's not even a heavy metal. It'll shatter on impact.

but it's not even a heavy metal. It'll shatter on impact.

You know what, yeah?

They should have called it something like, Titanium-

Shut up!

Have you-Have you heard from her? No! Fuck no!

Have you-Have you heard from her? No! Fuck no!

No. Only a few WhatsApp video's from Tyler, that's it.

Have you heard anything? Nah.

Hiya, boys! Eh, boys?

Oh, Sugar, you're always seeking attention.

You alright, Babs?

What's going on with that little diabetes shoe you've got there?

What's going on with that little diabetes shoe you've got there?

Ketamine and roller skating do not mix.

Well, you look very well. Aw, this is the glow of true love.

Well, you look very well. Aw, this is the glow of true love.

I think it's great that you're trying again.

There's not many couples could get over that prawn cocktail incident.

It was shrimp. And it was a misunderstanding.

It was shrimp. And it was a misunderstanding.

So Barbara, when's the big day? Are we all invited, then?

This Saturday, in Merthyr Tydfil where my parents are.

You are all more than welcome.

You are all more than welcome.

Tonguesten are playing!

Oh, well, in that case, abso-fucking-lutely not!

Thank you very much.

Thank you very much.

'Hi, it's Erin. Leave a message after the beep. Bye.'

'Hi, it's Erin. Leave a message after the beep. Bye.'

Look, it's me again. For the fifteen hundredth fucking time.

I know you're getting these messages, Erin...

..and I just wish I knew where you were.

I only want to help you out, ya know?

Fucking hell's teeth!

Oh, course. Why won't it be!

Oh, course. Why won't it be!

Fuck are you doing in middle of woods?

Oh, this is nice and cosy, Vin.

What do you want?

Well, I gave my friends the slip to come and find you. Right, then?

Well, I gave my friends the slip to come and find you. Right, then?

Because, Vinnie, there's one thing I need from you, before I get wed.

Go on then? I need you to make love to me.

Go on then? I need you to make love to me.

Pfft! Gross! Taking the piss?

You do fancy me, don't you? No! Well, that's not true.

That's not the issue, though, is it Babs?

That's not the issue, though, is it Babs?

You're getting fucking married, this weekend, to bloody Ringo.

Yeah, exactly.

I mean, I'm committing myself to him for the rest of my life.

But before I get hitched, I just need one last one,

But before I get hitched, I just need one last one,

and I'm choosing you, Vinnie.

No, you. Just away over there.

No, you. Just away over there.

Er, no.

Oh, come on. We're here now. I'll just take my clothes off.

Jesus Christ! What is wrong with you?

Wading through the woods like a sexual tyrannosaur.

Wading through the woods like a sexual tyrannosaur.

You doing like that- Er, no!

You're terrifying tonight. What's matter with you?

Come on. Nobody'd know.

I will know, won't I? I'll know. That'll never leave me. I'm very sad.

I will know, won't I? I'll know. That'll never leave me. I'm very sad.

I'm very depressed, and fuck me, dude, I'm missing my fucking boy.

And even if I wanted to shag ya...

And even if I wanted to shag ya...

..my todger doesn't really work.

What if I showed you my boob trick? Go on then.

What if I showed you my boob trick? Go on then.

Together. Hmm.

Single. Individual. Together.

Single. It's amazing. Do you want a brew?

No, do you wanna finger me? No! How many sugars do you want?

Uh, three, please.

Hi, Daddy.

Mummy and me are having a great time on our trip,

Mummy and me are having a great time on our trip,

but look. I broke my arm, and it doesn't even hurt.

And... I've drawn you, too,

And... I've drawn you, too,

but mum says it's got too much hair.

Love you, daddy.

Hmm. He's cute.

I never knew that you and Erin uh-uhh.

I never knew that you and Erin uh-uhh.

Hmm, yeah, many moons ago. We were wrecked.

Ended up coming away with this little horror.

Ended up coming away with this little horror.

You must miss him like crazy. I do, yeah.

Feels like someone's ripped my bloody arm off. Hmm.

And you've no idea where they are? No.

And you've no idea where they are? No.