نخستین 200 خط.
Sins are hell...
lt's punishment for straying the right path...
Good deeds are heaven...
The final destination of good...
My dear soldiers and friends,
the purpose of this meeting is,
we got tired doing our duty without taking rest for eons,
except this world, all the other worlds have entertainment,
so, on Chitragupta's advice,
the older generation including me are going to heaven,
Hail Lord Yama!
l'm handing over the reign to my son Junior Yama,
and install him as the king!
Son Junior Yama!
Greetings to father!
God bless you!
The responsibility you're giving me,
l'll fulfill it to make Gods' praise and sinners shiver with fear,
and do justice to everyone.
May you succeed in your Endeavour!
Lord, we're getting late.
Ramba, Urvashi, Menaka are waiting for to come to heaven.
Calm down your raising hood of desires for some more time like me.
Son, l'm tell you a secret of God before leaving this place.
What is it, father?
Take on people of any language coming to hell,
you'll never face any trouble,
but be extremely careful with people of one particular language.
English? - No!
Hindi? - No!- Then?
Telugu!
Father, your name sends shivers down the spine of 3 worlds,
why are you shaken with uttering Telugu?
Telugu people as dangerous as they're good.
Though they may be Telugu people, they're just lowly humans, right?
l'll show them the heat and taste of my youth power.
Lord, your son got your size but not your brain.
Tell him your past to make him realise.
Son, a Telugu man came in 1972,
how am l to describe greatness of the man of the era!
Citizen of lndia! A revolutionary!
Wipe out the dictatorship! Leader of workers of hell!
A human!
He shut the hell with pickets and made your dad wet his pants.
Before l could forget it as bad dream,
ln 1985, another Telugu man came,
his dance and poses, terrific!
Though it was my mistake, your father got the stick.
Before l could forget that as bad dream,
recently an enfant terrible came,
though not yet 30, he stole your father's death rope,
he made him go to pillar and post to get it back.
Son...son...
Lord, he may have got shocked hearing about Telugu people.
Son!
Keep this in mind and do you duty with utmost care.
You're short tempered too!
Though your father had problems, l managed it with my experience,
don't know how many troubles you'd face with new Chitragupta.
Come lord...
Go!
Father! - What's it son?
After hearing from you, l've started to have an unknown fear.
lt's good for me to have an experienced man here.
Where can you get an experienced man instantly like me?
Why someone else? Let it be yourself.- Prince!
Great! Good decision! - Lord Yama!
Good decision! - Soldiers!
Lord! - Chitragupta!
Serve my son with devotion!
Already l'm late. l'll go to heaven and have a ball...
The idea is mine and enjoyment is yours!
Lord! - What are you thinking?
That is...
Get on the duty immediately and open the account of sinners!
Hey you Junior Yama!
You spoiled my idea offun, l'll see that you too don't have fun.
The Telugu man who is scaring you,
l'll make wrong entries and make him come here,
and show you what purgatory in hell is!
Unable to bear his torture,
what a grave mistake you've committed Chitragupta!
and make you say please go away from here!
Where's that hot like chilly Telugu man!
Here!
Andhra Pradesh! - Chennai!
Central Prison Puzhal, Chennai
Beat!
Like nobody can Sachin's 100 centuries record,
nobody can beat your record of going to prison 100 times.
This is proud moment for the class of professional goons like us.
Did you bring the FlR? - Bullet too is ready, Raja.- Come!
Where's our first stop? - Apparel shop in Pondy bazaar.
Where's the next stop? - T. Nagar.
Which one first?
Don't do it, please.
To hell with your shyness, go away! - You're different.
Beat seven people!
One!
Four!
Where's the seventh?
Please don't do anything with me.
Why are you creating havoc in my place?
Will you lodge case on me? - Why are you beat us?
Your neighbour paid Rs.500 to warn you by throwing stones,
what was your complaint to the police?
Broke my apparel shop. - Done it.
Broke jewel shop. - Done it.
Entered home and broke things. - Done it.
l've done full justice to your complaint, bye.
lf the mistake is mine, l'll accept any punishment,
if anyone punishes me for framed charges,
let it anyone or his mother's husband,
l'll have a ball with him! Mind it!
l found you Bullet Raja!
Let me see how long can you carry on this life of happiness!
As soon the right times come, l'll get a Telugu man to terrorize you.
Search the skies for an emperor like him...
Roam around with pride and collar up..
There's nothing like good or bad, no shame or shy either...
l don't give a damn about anyone, that's my attitude...
l can't sit like three monkeys to teach morals...
l'll change to the direction whichever way my heart takes...
l'm a thread less top... l'm a ring without finger...
l'm a good man to myself and a bad man to everyone else...
l'll live as like, who will dare ask me...
God gave me everything except fear...
Look son, for every man,
education, character, intelligence, knowledge...
Good-Bad, Peace-Patience, learn this to come good in life...
ls it, Shasthri?
Can't hear anything? Develop brain!
Not come good in life, first you'll escape from here.
The man who pays me the highest, l'll listen to him only...
There's no greater thing than money in this world...
Mass...mass... he's pure mass...
lf you cross swords with him, your base will get blown up...
Move...move... burning...burning...
You said about fire? - Nothing sister!
Last night had a raw drink, so its burning...
Stomach is burning! lt'll cool off.
You bloody bugger! - How pleasant Telugu scold is!
Don't get sleep unless l get involved into trouble...
l don't care if you think why is he so proud?
To tell you point blankly, l've no fear of death...
Sorrows and difficulties dare not come to me...
Neither l've wife nor she's pregnant or my son is named Somalingam...
l don't any excess baggage to hold on...
One who has riches will have high BP and diabetes...
A man who has nothing will have little proudness...
Do complete justice to the money taken, boys!- We'll do it, Raja!
Catch them! Don't leave them!
Marriage is going on here, good place to escape.- ls it?
Let's go in.
This time was fixed by me especially for my disciple,
many relatives are entering as evil elements to stop this,
so l request you to taken on them strongly.
Okay sir. - Where are the rich women?- Why dear?
To save them and theirjewellery,
l like you! l see royalty in your face. - l know it sir.
A wonder would happen in your life today.
l want to know this, bye sir. - God bless you.
You go right, l'll go, left. - okay.
More the women, their necks are good.
You want sweet, dear! - l stole half kilogram gold.
l stole 50 kilograms of gold. - Where?
You can't get her. - Why? ls she CM or PM's daughter?
Bride!
Should l sacrifice? - Saw herjust minutes before only.
Should it happen to me?
God! What's this? - Where are you going?
lt's all over, uncle.
Engagement is not yet over.
What did you say now?
l said engagement is not yet over.
You want two sweets, dear!
l think her curly hair is blocking!
Hey girl, l love you!
l said to one and four girls fell down. Do you've any idea?
What happened? Why is she so shocked?
What did you tell her?
With your blessings, l told her 3 beautiful words.
All the best?
No, l love you!
Brother! Somebody here is saying l love you to your would be bride.
How dare you say l love you to my fiancè?
She's your fiance not wife, right?
Moreover you look smart,
Seetha, Geetha or Sangeetha will work out for you.
l've liked a girl after years, please leave her.
He too blessed me. lsn't it, sir?
We've come to an understanding,
so you too take a good look and select one of us.
She's looking at me, l'm feeling shy.
Look at him also, he may feel bad.
Look, he's wearing good clothes too, she'll see you also.- Move!
You've fallen in love with a girl l've been desiring for 10 years.
l'll not spare you alive.
Boy, cool...cool...
lf anyone sits in the chair l book with my kerchief, l'll rip his skin,
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