Bastard

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Are you okay?

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Miss!

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Miss.

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Where are you going?

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Wherever you can take us.

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The usual.

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It'd be a pleasure, Miss...

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Miss Hannah.

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Good to meet you, Miss Hannah.

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You should get in the car.

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Yeah?

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If you want a ride.

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Hey, we really appreciate this.

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So, do you have a name?

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Uh, yeah. Max.

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Well, Maxy...

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You got a nice car.

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You're sweet.

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Hey, I think we're ready.

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Do you mind if I check my ride? I don't wanna forget my toothbrush.

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Just hurry it up. I don't wanna roast out here. It's burning.

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Dibs.

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- Bullshit. - Come on. It's my turn.

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I reeled him in. He's my fish to fry.

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Semantics.

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Big word.

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Rock, paper, scissors.

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What, are we seven?

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You have to get used to it if you want a kid around.

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Right?

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- I win. - I guess you do.

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Are you serious about that kid?

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Hammer-time serious.

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You can light the next one up, babe.

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- Okay? - Mm-hmm.

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Shit. That's a hell of a long time for a toothbrush.

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- I needed my floss too. - Yeah?

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Well, some say that's more important.

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You're gonna have to get in the back, man. Sorry.

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Step out of the car.

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- Huh? - Step out of the car, Maxy.

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- What the fuck is this? - Dude.

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Don't panic. Happens to the best of us.

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- And the worst. - And the worst.

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Get the fuck out of my car right now. What the...

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Hey, babe?

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I was thinking about, like, drugs and that.

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Like how people will classify something a drug...

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- (SAWING) - and stamp it with this negativity.

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You know, like weed.

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Like, all this negativity for something so happy.

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- (BONE SNAPS) - (SAWING CONTINUES)

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But then I got to thinking, like...

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can't anything be a drug?

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You know? Like water. Okay?

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Water's a drug. Seriously.

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You go cold turkey on water...

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your throat swells up, you hallucinate...

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get the shakes and, like, die.

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That's a worse relapse than I've seen a heroin junkie get.

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Where's the warning label on a bottle of water? Huh? Huh?

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"May get addicted.

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Side effects... drowning and dizziness."

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What do you think?

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Babe.

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Hey.

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How you doing?

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- I'm... - Awful.

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Dainty. Empathetic.

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I'm terrific.

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Good.

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'Cause you're my drug.

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Mrs. Hannah West.

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- (SAWING) - (GRUNTING)

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You can't do this, Jake.

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I-I'm only doing what you can't.

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Don't. I'll talk to him. I'll make him stop.

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- Look at you. - (SCOFFS) Look at you.

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- You look afraid. - What would I have to be afraid of?

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- There comes a time in every man's life... - Holy shit. You know what?

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I'm gonna pass on the Tumblr life advice. This guy? He's a real keeper.

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- (WOMAN) Please. - (MAN) What do you want me to do?

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Do something!

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Stop him!

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No!

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If you were smart, you'd leave too.

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Hey, you ready?

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Yeah?

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What?

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- I-I need my paintbrush. - Paintbrush.

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- I'll buy you new ones, okay? - Okay.

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