My Dear Boy (我的男孩)

Subtitles and Timing By The Dearest Team @ Viki

Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you.

Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you.

Thank you.

What do you do in your free time?

It's not always the same. Sometimes I would have a meal with my friends.

Sometimes I would watch a movie or take a nap at home.

Is that so? Then let's watch a movie later.

Sure. But I'm afraid that I'll fall asleep.

I had to work overtime this week so I'm very tired.

Then that's fine. Why don't we call it a day so you can rest earlier?

It's okay! If I go home now, my mother will nag me. I would never be able to sleep.

Then... let's go to the bookstore.

- To read books? - Do you not read books often?

Of course I do.

But... I've been staring at the computer screen the whole day.

I'm afraid that my eyes will get sore.

Other than going to a movie or the bookstore, I'm fine with wherever else you want to go.

Then... let's go...

If you want to sleep with her, why don't you just say it?

You're too tired and dizzy.

You don't want to watch a movie, go to the bookstore or go home.

His hints are so clear, I don't know why you don't understand.

Even if you suggest a hundred places to go, it's useless.

He just wants to sleep with you.

All men are the same. If you believe me, ask him.

She's crazy. Let's go.

Don't forget to buy condoms.

I hope you both have a great night together!

What are you looking at?!

Look here!

I'm talking to you. Can you hear me?

Hey, hey! I'm talking to you. You should look at me.

- Do you have any manners? - Excuse me.

Are you ready to order?

I still don't want to eat.

Okay, no problem.

I'll remind you that the last order is at 9:00 pm.

Also, we have a sitting fee.

At least I ordered a bottle of wine.

What about him?

Can you give me another ten minutes?

No problem.

Thank you.

Ten minutes later, your heart will still be broken.

She's not coming.

You've waited for a long time.

Has she called you at all?

This is what it means to be stood up by someone.

Do you understand?

You don't? Let me explain.

She doesn't want to have a meal with you. But if she rejects you straight up,

you would continue to bother her.

That's why she made you a fool.

Waiting foolishly, waiting foolishly.

Waiting foolishly.

No way! Excuse me, crazy aunt.

I don't know what happened in your life that makes you have such a pessimistic view on life.

But I must tell you that not every man only wants a sexual relationship.

Also, not every person who is late means they are standing someone up.

When they don't arrive in time,

you should worry about why they're late and not be suspicious of their lateness.

Have you ever thought about the scenario if the person was rushing over to have dinner but got into an accident,

and you are here being annoyed, suspicious of them, and misunderstand them.

Don't you think that you're the stupid and crazy one here?

Short-lived pains are better than long-lived pains.

It's better to treat your pain now.

Instead of starting to feel the pain now.

Ten minutes later,

you still have to feel the pain.

Just admit it.

She doesn't want to have a meal with you.

In other words,

she doesn't like you.

Excuse me.

What is it?!

Didn't you say ten minutes? Are you really that inflexible?

Can't you see that this pitiful, foolish man has just been stood up and is in pain?

I'm not rushing both of you to order.

It's because there are four customers outside waiting.

Right now, at this time, the seats here are awkward.

Since I see that the both of you seem to click,

can you both sit together so that I have four seats available?

Your luck is not bad.

It just so happens that I could not be happier than I am today.

So, I'll treat you.

Ten minutes is up. Let's order.

Do you think that breathing in the air here and drinking a glass of water

is enough to just leave.

There is a sitting fee here. It's a waste if you don't eat.

Appetizer: Baked snails and Caesar salad.

Soup: Mushroom cappuccino.

Main dish: For her, you ordered lobster pasta.

For you, you ordered white wine clams.

The type of souffle for dessert should be decided by the manager.

That way, it makes it seems like you made great plans.

No problem. I'll decide the type of souffle.

- Please review. - Thank you.

This meal is around $3000.

How old are you?

Are you working yet?

Does your family have a lot of money?

It doesn't look like it though.

It wasn't easy saving up $3000 and now you are being stood up.

How pitiful.

The number you are calling is currently unavailable.

- Her phone is-- - If you want to cry, cry.

Cry out all of the wronged feelings you have.

Talk about them, don't hide it in your heart.

You're very lucky.

You have a senior in love counselling sitting in front of you.

Do you know why there are the roles of seniors in this world?

Because they can give clueless people like you,

the best, the most effective, and

the most practical answer.

What's your name?

An Qinghui.

An. Qing. Hui.

I'm An Qinghui.

I hope you both have a goodnight together!

What are you looking at?!

I am in the most stressful

semester in school.

The worst part about it is that

my mom is in her menopause period.

Mom! Where's my lunch?

What lunch? Do you think that because I gave birth to you that I have to make lunch for you?

From today on, make your own meals!

That's why recently

my days have consisted of suffering from hunger and cold,

like the notion of being chased by time.

Wait! Wait!

During these dark days,

the only support that keeps me going,

is her.

She's my junior at school. She's the most beautiful girl in the entire school.

No. She's the most beautiful scenery in my life.

Until what time were you up drawing?

I didn't sleep at all. You?

2 am.

It's good that my mom and dad were there. In the end even my mom came to help me.

I never thought that--

- What? - Go help her.

Why don't you help her yourself?

Hey, did you know that there's a type of relationship called quietly giving?

Did you know that there's a type called "by no means retrievable"?

Hurry up and help her.

Here, I'll take this.

You're squishing my hand.

Go! Go! Go!

Junior! Junior! I'll help you.

Thank you, senior.

No problem, since you're in the same program.

- Are you doing watercolor today? - Outdoor sketching.

Outdoor sketching? That's awesome!

But I hate sunbathing.

No way! Sunbathing is good, you get Vitamin D.

Luckily, she's my best buddy.

She's in the same program as Ni Gulu.

Or should I say that because she's in the same program as Ni Gulu,

which is why I became best buddies with Ni Gulu.

Anyway, that's not the main point.

The main point is that we all call her "Shampoo."

Because her name and the commercial of the shampoo name

only has a character difference.

Once I think about these three characters (her name),

my heart would start to throb.

I think this is

the feeling of a first love.

Unfortunately, this first love only belongs to one person.

Well, not really.

There would be some people who interrupt.

Go away!

- Are you going to participate? - No.

No? For sure?

Fine. No problem.

Then don't blame me for not being a good friend.

What?

Can you guarantee that I won't regret it?

It will be totally worth it.

Let me tell you, this time you just have to wear this outfit,

then take this special plastic bag we made.

All you have to do is blow into the plastic bag.

Anyway, you just need to wear this and blow into the bag. We'll do the rest.

You're telling me to wear this?

Then be made fun of on the internet?

Only a small portion of people would recognize you.

No thanks.

- Do it! - No!

Before you graduate,

don't you want to give yourself an answer?

What do I get in return?

Shampoo's going to fail her pottery class.

Isn't that class just so happen to be your best?

It's a sign. A sign.

Let me tell you, I'll make a sign for you.

You just have to follow the plan.