Liv & Maddie

Let me go, Daktron!

Hey!

Okay, we've gotta get out of here.

Daktron will reassemble and come back for us.

Cut! Nice scene.

-Thank you. -That's a quick ten, everyone.

Since we have a break, I'm gonna go find Maddie.

Ooh!

To talk about your first date?

Ooh!

Stop.

Actually, don't stop. I might do it myself.

I have a date. Ooh!

It is so no fun teasing you.

-Hey, Maddie. -Hey!

Big night tonight.

Yeah. It's our, uh... first date.

What are we doing?

Oh, no, no, no, no, no. Remember you beat me at Tree House H.O.R.S.E.

Oh, yes. How could I forget?

You are kind of adorable when you're frozen in fear.

Take that back.

I am totally adorable when I'm frozen in fear.

Yeah. (laughs, snorts)

You won, which means you plan the date.

-Right. -Mm-hmm.

Yes. I'm planning the date.

Pfft, I mean you... you better not also be planning the date

'cause like I'm the-- the planner.

Cool.

So, what are we doing?

Oh, well...

we are obviously having the best first date in the history of first dates.

Uh, you know, I don't usually do this before I do something awesome,

but bam! What?

That, my good sir, is a pre-bam, what.

Which I mean is, like, pretty much unprecedented.

Don't bam-what unless you plan to back it up.

Oh, I'mma back it up.

I'mma back it up, I'mma back it up.

Wait, are we break dancing or are we just backing it up?

Because either way, I am so in.

Now back it up, now back it up.

Okay, okay, okay. Okay, okay, Joey, Joey, Joey.

I need your help.

I love being helpful.

So... I need your help... planning my first date with Josh.

'Cause wh-- what does a guy even wanna do on a first date?

Oh.

You've come to me as an example of masculinity?

Lemme just take a second to blush.

Okay. Okay.

The two of you just need some place where you can be alone.

Bonus points for working in kitties or a puppet show.

Thank you, Joe. That's good advice.

You gonna do the opposite of what I said?

-I am. -Whoo! I was helpful.

Ears up here, Porcu-Pipers.

Let's do the Liv Rooney number.

You know the song. Crack a smile,

and let's sing along.

-Two, three, four. -All (in harmony): Hey!

Me and the beat do not go great together.

But Show Choir is an easy A,

and this scientist needs one class he can coast in.

You know, aside from Statistical Thermodynamics.

That was porcu-perfect, Porcu-Pipers!

Well done, us.

Straight A's all around, am I right?

You are wrong!

Parker, you're off beat and off key.

But, uh, that's still an A, am I right?

More like an F.

An F?

But Mr. Bell, I can't fail a class.

That was the agreement when I was promoted to high school.

They'll ship me back to middle school.

I can't go back there.

They threw me a parade.

Well, if you want to raise your grade, you'll have to

perform a solo at the Porcu-Piper Pep Performance.

In front of the whole school?

No!

Then I guess you'll fail.

A baseball game?

This is perfect.

Yeah.

I was gonna go for something, like, romantic and private-

but then I figured that was dumb, right?

-Oh, so dumb. -Yeah.

Announcer: It's a beautiful day for a ball game.

Who's ready for some Stevens Point Cheese Curds baseball?

Me. I'm ready.

Whoo!

Haha.

Yeah, and it gets better.

This is actually a charity fundraiser,

so there are some major leaguers playing with the Cheese Curds today.

And actually, starting at shortstop,

we have San Fransisco Giant Brandon Crawford.

-Brandon Crawford? -Yep.

Spit in my eye and call me a duckling.

He's an All-Star! He's won two World Series, he's my favorite player.

How did you know?

I mean, you know, I have my ways.

I've got to hand it to you, Mads...

you really know how to plan a date.

Say it. Say it!

Bam! What?

Yeah! I told you so.

Hey! Three hot dogs over here.

I'm so sorry. Did you want a hot dog?

-Mother. -Hm?

With Dad away,

you obviously need a break.

-Oh. -So I'm taking over

the household chore that you hate the most.

-Cleaning the bathrooms? -Nope, that's gross.

Oh.

I am taking over grocery shopping.

-Really? -Yep.

I found an app that gives us deals

on everything from apples to zucchinis.

-Uh-huh. -By the way,

I am not buying zucchinis because they are disgusting.

Well, thank you, Joey. I now have an afternoon free.

I guess I could do my nails or-- oh, take a bath,

or read a book.

I'm taking over grocery shopping,

not listening to you yammer on.

Still love you, baby!

There you go, that's a G chord.

It's our first G chord as a couple!

Yep, right after our first bowl of soup as a couple

and our first sneeze and "gesundheit" as a couple.

Babe, this is our first recap as a couple!

I'm sorry, I'm just really, really excited.

It took us so long to get together.

I'm just enjoying every sweet, little moment we have together.

Farewell, Stevens Point.

I'm hopping a train.

From now on, the boxcar will be my classroom.

A toot toot!

Should we ask about this?

We're having us time, don't get sucked in.

Yeah, he just, uh, opened your fireplace.

I'm sucked in. Yo, Parker.

What's, uh, what's up, buddy?

Well, I have chosen to live the life of a wandering genius.

Solving crimes and science problems from town to town.

Wow, I would totally watch that show.

But, um, why?

Well, Mr. Bell's giving me an F.

What? How?

No one gets an F in Show Choir.

And I don't wanna be the first.

So, tell Mom I love her.

I'm out.

Okay, wait. What if Liv and I tutored you?

Babe, this could be our first talent makeover as a couple!

Oh. (chuckles heartily)

Let's get that kid an A, Show Choir style.

Liv: All right, Parker,

on the path to mastering show choir,

there are three 'P's.

What are those three 'P's, you may ask.

-Hm? -Well...

Oh, there's a song to help you remember.

Yeah, this isn't gonna work for me if you're just gonna burst into song.

Ha! I mean, that's...

-Kind of... -Both: ...the point of show choir.

-But... -Well...

then if you'll excuse me, I need to hop on the 6:15 to Minnetonka.

-Okay. -Okay, okay, okay.

We'll just say it. Ugh.

The first 'P' is pizazz.

Wow.

You keep a sparkle hat in your case?

I got an A in Show Choir.

All right, the second 'P' is precision.

And the third 'P' is--

Put a sock in it?