Golmaal Returns (गोलमाल रिटर्न्स)

"Fishy, Fishy.. Everything's going to be Fishy."

"Let's carry on with Fishy Fishy."

"Life goes on with Fishy Fishy."

"Let's carry on with Fishy Fishy."

"Fishy, Fishy!"

"Let's carry on with Fishy Fishy."

"Life goes on with Fishy Fishy."

"Let's carry on with Fishy Fishy."

"Fishy, Fishy!"

"So many beautiful faces, everywhere l look."

"But my eyes are stuck on you." -"Say you wanna love."

"My days are spent thinking about you."

"But how do I spend the nights?"

"l dream about you."

"You are in my dreams."

"l'm begging you. l'm right down on my knees."

"ls there a vacancy for somebody like me?

"Because I feel that you are my destiny."

"ls there a vacancy?"

"l'm the best you'll see."

"Because you're the one for me, you're my destiny."

"Let's carry on with Fishy Fishy."

"Life goes on with Fishy Fishy."

"Let's carry on with Fishy Fishy."

"Fishy, Fishy!"

"Let's carry on with Fishy Fishy."

"Life goes on with Fishy Fishy."

"Let's carry on with Fishy Fishy."

"Fishy, Fishy!"

"No, no, no. You don't know me at all."

"lts great fun."

"l don't trust just anyone."

"lt takes a lot for me to believe you."

"Here she comes."

"Here she comes." - "l'm begging you.."

"l'm right down on my knees."

"ls there a vacancy for somebody like me?

"Because I feel that you are my destiny."

"ls there a vacancy?"

"l'm the best you'll see."

"Because I feel that you are my destiny."

"l'm gonna think about it."

"There's no doubt about it."

"You are a hunky funky chunky monkey."

"Say it loudly."

"lt's Fishy number two." - "Fishy Returns."

"Me and you should sing it too."

"What what what what, sing it girls!"

"Fishy, Fishy.. Everything's going to be Fishy."

"So many beautiful faces, everywhere l look."

"But my eyes are stuck on you."

"My days are spent thinking about you."

"But how do I spend the nights?"

"Here she comes. - l dream about you."

"Here she comes. - You are in my dreams."

"Here she comes." - "l'm begging you.."

"l'm right down on my knees."

"ls there a vacancy for somebody like me?

"Because I feel that you are my destiny."

"ls there a vacancy? l'm the best you'll see."

"Because I feel that you are my destiny."

"Let's carry on with Fishy Fishy."

"Life goes on with Fishy Fishy."

"Let's carry on with Fishy Fishy."

"Fishy, Fishy!"

"Let's carry on with Fishy Fishy."

"Life goes on with Fishy Fishy."

"Let's carry on with Fishy Fishy."

"Fishy, Fishy!"

Happy anniversary. - Wish you the same.

Why didn't you bring out this cake for our anniversary last night?

You know why. 'Kyunki Saas Bhi Kabhi Bahu Thi'..

..'Kuchh Is Tara', 'Kasamh Se' (Hindi serials)..

And you can't afford to miss that, right?

lt's you who missed something. - What?

Where's my anniversary gift?

You.. That must have hurt a lot.

A little. But your love was like a pain killer.

But it would've hurt a lot more..

..had your name been Pushpanjali Lakshmi.

Where's my gift?

Here you go. A scuba-diving suit!

l thought, since you're into the fish import and export business..

..you should get a chance to explore the underwater world.

Get into it right away, and let's go scuba-diving!

No, you know l'm scared of water.

Besides, the water is freezing today!

Help!

Gopal, someone's drowning!

Gopal?

There you go. - Are you okay? - I'm okay. l'm fine.

You're welcome. - Oh, thank you so much. Thank you so much.

So, how was the water? Freezing or hot?

Someone pushed me into the water! Hey, who was it..

You've given me a fine jolt.

What is this?

ls this why it didn't hurt?

lt did hurt at the start! lt hurt a lot! l did try!

But then, l stuck a sticker because I wanted to make you happy.

And then you stuck to that girl like a sticker yourself!

You'll never change!

Ekta!

What a disaster!

Shut up! I've had enough!

l've reached my boundary!

Not boundary, Sir. You've reached your limit.

Shut up, Sawant! The boss is always right.

Look over there! What is that?

Just like every bucket makes an ocean..

Sir, every drop makes an ocean!

Shut up, Gopal! The boss is always right. - Yes, Sir.

Similarly, every fish has been responsible..

..in making my.. I mean, Bablu Pachisiya's Golden Fisheries.

And what did l find out today? That we're going through a loss!

And all due to carelessness on your part!

l'll soon be reduced to a pauper, all thanks to you!

l'll be.. out of place nowhere..

..and at home everywhere!

No, Sir. You're saying it wrong.

You'll be out of place everywhere, and at home nowhere, Sir!

Shut up! - Yes, Sir. - The boss is always right.

The boss is always right.

You know, l found out..

..that some of our old staff is stealing the fish and lobsters.

ln fact, Peter and Pali have even started..

..a stall in their neighborhood..

..called Prawns' Corner! That's why l've decided..

No, Sir. Please, don't sell the company.

Sir, if the company is sold off, l'll SMS (Short Message Service)..

Shut up! - Subodh..

Mr. Subodh Mehra, you type out messages all the time!

l'm sure your entire salary is spent on sending those messages.

Absolutely. - So, what was l saying?

Yes! I'm going to fire the old staff and hire new people!

Strictly vegetarians! No fish-eaters, no fiascos!

Correct. - Correct. - Correct, Sir.

But if we hire inexperienced people..

No more discussions!

Gopal and you, start training fresh new talent.

l don't want any old people.

lf the staff is fit, the company will be a hit!

And that applies to the three of you!

Good.. good night, Sir!

Did you hear him, Gopal? The boss is always right.

l want the recruitment list for the new staff by this evening.

Make it quick. And stay away from him.

Hey! - You heard him? The boss is always right.

l want the list by this evening.

Lousy SMS! - Hello!

l'll prepare the list while you party with the loot?

What loot? - Oh, come on!

The one you were playing a 'Baywatch' guy with!

l'll get you! - Mom!

Who's in charge on the dock? - I am.

Tell me. - l'm inspector Madhav Singh Ghai. And you are..

Everybody knows who I am. l'm Gopal Kumar Santoshi.

Nice meeting you.

According to our informers, along with exporting fish..

..you're also into exporting cocaine and heroin.

lt's profitable, but it's illegal.

l think it's your informers who are into those drugs.

Oh. - Nothing of that sort goes on here. Please leave.

l will, after conducting a thorough search of your ship.

Do you have a search warrant?

Yes, show it to him.

Sir.. - Yemove it.

Sir? - What? - I forgot to bring the warrant.

Sorry, Sir. I forgot. - Idiot!

What did you think this was? A park where you could take a stroll?

l.. - Come on, scoot!

Look, l'm a police officer..

l'll come back! Hey, who are you trying to kiss?

l'll be back with the warrant. - Out! - You be ready!

Understand? - Security!

Let's get out! Get inside, everybody!

He's a mad man! - Let it go, Sir.

A maniac! - Let's get out of here, Sir.

He's crazy!

Your hairstyle..

l missed you, Lucky!

You know, there's a party tonight at Mrs. Bhujwala's place.

Celebrities are going to grace the event.

And like always, I want to look different, you know!

Come on, sweetheart!

Lucky, do you know something?

l was given a direct entry into the Miss India contest.

Unfortunately, l got married before that.

My husband said that l didn't need to enter the contest..

..because I'm different.

Lucky, your sweetheart has just stepped out of the gym!

Wow, Lucky! You look at everyone, but she's giving you the look!

Why don't you go talk to her?

Yes, go talk to her.

He's right.

When she comes to know that your mouthpiece is damaged..

..you won't stand a chance!

Hey, Lucky! Sparks are flying between the two of you.

But why is the smoke coming out of there?

There!

Oh, my God! What is this?