Return to... Return to Nuke 'Em High AKA Vol. 2

Good morning students.

This is Principle Westly.

Sharpen your number 2 pencils and bang those erasers

it's another glorious day here at old Tromaville High.

Hall Monitors are out in force so don't be late for your first. . . period .

Ah, please.

Please, someone help me please!

Ew, check out that gash!

Mop it up! Mop it up!

Mop it up! Mop it up!

Mop it up! Mop it up!

Mop it up! Mop it up!

Mop it up! Mop it up!

Mop it up! Mop it up!

My Legs! My Legs!

My foot!

Ah, Look what you have done with your cunt juice. Ahhhhhhhh!

Hey what's going on?

What's going on?

If you don't know you should have seen vol. 1 .

In any case, here is a refresher course.

Your crypt notes.

This is Tromaville High school .

Unfortunately located right next door.

To the horribly contaminated factory and headquarters of Tromorganic Foods stuff I no.

Okay that's enough.

Look I 'm a cameo actor.

I , I can't do all these long roles.

C' Mon Lloyd you take over.

Okay Peter Parker,

Last semester we learned that Mr. Herzkauf

the evil greedy CEO of Tromorganic Foods stuff

conspired with the principal

of Tromaville High school to sell contaminated

lunches to every school of New Jersey and the world .

After eating chemically polluted tacos,

the tone deaf nerdy glee club transformed into a gang of sadistic cretins.

And the side effects of the mutated food made the sing like beautiful nightingales.

Meanwhile, rich girl Lauren and Trailer trash

Chrissy fell in love,

and fucked their brains out.

Kevin the wonder duck

feasted on carelessly disposed up mutating taco garbage.

Which of course led

to duck down throat rape...

...and as every science 101 student knows

when lesbians exchange fluids from the duck rape

it transforms them

into this...

And in Tromaville

this inadvertently started a gender equally political movement.

A lesbianic dual

beat the crap out of the cretins who have previously bullied them

Lives were lost.

Zac the fat slob who smelled like roast beef

used his outdated blackberry camera

to photograph and black mail our two lovers.

Mr. Chips everyone's favorite science Teacher had both eyes

poked out by a misdirected laser

and mutant cretin vomit

and everyone blamed god .

As you can see vol . 1 one dealt with all

the hot button issues that are relevant issues

of teenagers today including what goes inside the mind

and a mutated body of a hot pubescent adolescent.

This is a story about today's complicated young teenagers.

And who better to illuminate these themes

than a 70-year-old man?

So let's all return to,

Return to Return to Nuke 'Em High

A. K.A. volume 2

already in progress.

As I told you before Mr. President

it's not just about the army of mutant cretin students

raised on tainted tacos.

You'd be happy to know that

business is booming

and by booming , I ' m not referring to some student' s head exploding .

I mean we are gonna have taco Tuesday not just in every school

In New Jersey, but in schools all over this big blue marble.

You are going to be richer than a Bavarian chocolate

melting on the balls of Donald Trump.

You Asshole!

Yes, indeed. when you leave the oval office,

you'll have a mansion that will make camp David look like, look like camp Auschwitz?

And speaking of gas, our little gas plan is working great.

You're not just going to be rich , you are going to be young!

That's right, you are going to be young .

Now Give Daddy his Jesus Juice. Ah!

Let me out!

I gotta get out of here!

This cage is worse than having to pay my student loan bill!

Ms. Goldberg . Now!

As your Principle, it is incumbent upon me

to address your recent rash of delinquent behavior.

Malmener une étudiante en difficulté

Bullying a special needs girl is in no way for a young lady to behave

and now poor Mr. Chips has been blinded by her acidic vomit.

We won't concern ourselves with such tawdry matters.

But would you like to explain this?

It's a mediocre smart phone,

probably the only thing you can afford on an American teacher salary.

I know what this is about.

This is about my blog in the missing students.

I'm on to something aren't I?

Oh , yes and no.

Your Blog is filled with fabricated and inflammatory lies

of Tromaganic and our government subsidized lunch program .

Oh sure, there have been a couple of unrelated instances of spontaneous cranial explosions.

The odd phallic slug in the septic tank...

But I ' ll get to the bottom of it

And I don't need your nose in all up in

how I perform my duty.

To wipe away our students fears

and flush them away forever.

The glee club may have been inexplicably transformed into

hot topic hipsters

but we all go through changes in High school .

It's called puberty.

There you have it.

Proof positive that our students are singing the praises

of our school lunch program

Meanwhile...

I got a stomach full of tacos

and I gotta take a shit.

What the fuck?

That bitch is ragging hard!

She looks like she is dying .

She's not dying ,

she's dilating!

I gotta get a picture of this shit.

Me too.

OH GOD!

OH GOD!

Something tells me this

video has the potential to go more viral

than Charlie sheen at the playboy mansion.

How did you?

Your pudgy pal

Zac provided me with that video.

And all his snitching cost me was a few scraps of roast beef

and a plate of stale donuts.

He didn't even care if they were gluten free.

Ah! To be fat and worthless.

Should we help her?

You need a license to be a Doctor.

Well that one wrote itself.

Now that's meta.

That girl .

That pussy.

It's, it's like a clown car!

You know, that's a really good metaphor.

Actually ladies, that's a simile

You have exactly

24 hours to take down that Blog

or that video of you and your carpet munching girly whore

it's going to find its way under the Talking Tromaville Morning TV show.

For the enjoyment of the homophobic Tromavillians out there.

How's your mornin ' been?

Grab a cup of morning Joe

we're about to start the show.

Charla and woody will put a smile on your grill .

Talking Tromaville!

Today we are going to be exposing lots of homosexuals in Tromaville.

I love it,

celebrity shaming my favorite pass time.

Right here in talking Tromaville ladies and gentlemen .

Talking Tromaville

It's your choice.

Oh God!

What kind of God?

Zac ratted me out.

That fat smelly roast beef fink.

Hey what can you do?

It's the age of snark.

Every fat sweaty loser living in his mom's basement

has a blog and an opinion.

Look at Zac.

It's Emmanuel Lewis!

Gimme that fuckin tit you bitch!

Don't Do it.

Don't eat the imbecile cord

its bad luck.

We have to find a place to take a shower.

To the cafeteria ladies.

To the cafeteria!

I loved you in Webster.

Gimme that tit.

Lauren!

Are you OK?

What the fuck?

On this Episode of...

Talking Tromaville morning show,

Lauren gives birth to a monster baby.

But How?

You didn't even have a mid-wife?

When they raped me with Kevin .

Duck Rape!

I think he impregnated me.

I wanna suck the tit!