Take Your Bible and Get the Fuck Out of Here! (Prends ta bible et tire-toi)

What is this?

Oh, damn!

My goats!

Oh, virgin bitch...

what the hell?

Oh, fuck...

what the hell is that?

Hello Human.

I come in peace.

Oh, Holy Virgin!

Sorry human...

My Psyonic translator is not working properly.

Put down your Martian gun and go back to your planet.

We have enough aliens here.

If you move, I'll kill you!

The fate of humanity, is in your hands.

Let me try to deliver my message to you in a way...

"psycho-telepathic".

I've seen movies, don't take me for a fool.

I know what you do with your big fingers.

Don't touch me, faggot!

No...No...

Welcome to Picardy.

Take your bible and get out!

Hello Mr. Moulinet!

Hallelujah...

my brothers and sisters.

Jesus died for your sins and your salvation.

Repent!

For the end of time is near

and only the righteous will be saved.

To be saved, there are not 36 solutions.

Certainly, there is prayer,

but nothing will do, to protect you,

than one of my tricks or one of my potions,

from the distant of Africa.

Young people...

are you interested?

Is your thing high?

Not really. I mean...

How shall I put it?

If you take a lot of them,

certainly.

Hey... you little bastards.

My money!

Hey, jigaboo!

- Come here so I can talk to you. - Oh, officer.

What the hell are you doing here?

Don't you know that we already have a priest to preach here?

I'm trying to make my modest contribution...

That's it! Stop your bullshit with your phony accent!

You can't fool me.

Tell me...

Didn't you have to stop handing out this kind of ass torch?

Yes, officer.

Go on, get out of here!

Move it!

Sorry, sorry!

I'm tired of this job...

"Get involved in piracy" they said, you bet...

All I do is act like a maid.

Who is this?

Hello, old branch!

Oh, Zyplok!

I've got a lot for you!

- You do? - Yes!

Tell me about it!

I intercepted a communication from an Atarian ship.

Two of their emissaries disappeared during a prevention mission.

These pacifist assholes care a lot their fellow human beings very much.

So if you get them back before your employer

or the Aterians themselves...

Tell me more!

You can get a good ransom for it to the Atarian authorities!

Are you interested?

I'm finally going to prove to the others that I can do something else

than cleaning up shit!

I have transmitted their coordinates to you on your tele-transmitter

But just think of my percentage when you get the money, okay?

No problem!

Perfect! See you soon, buddy!

Ah, finally!

I get the glory! I get the bonus!

Watch out for the Earth! Zeyd the bounty hunter is coming.

Captain! In case you realize it, I'm resigning!

Abel!

If I see you digging again in the mass grave,

you're going to get a shovelful in the face!

What are you doing here?

- Look what I found. - But hide this from me.

You want us to get arrested by the cops?

I will learn... to respect the dead.

Come quickly.

It's to pay Mary.

Let's go... Let's go back to camp.

Here's to your lazy asses.

Damn! Good thing it stopped rain. It's a pain in the ass.

How did we get the other jerk.

Go for it! Pass me the thing we stole from him. Give it to me!

Oh, yeah!

Ah hell...

but it's disgusting... plus it's not doing anything.

What is this shit?

- Pass me the joint. - Here, here...

- Oh, that's good weed! - Yeah, man.

And wait and see when the mushrooms take effect.

HEALING MEDIUM Dr. Samuel Diakité

And you manage to make money with that?

The end of the world! It's all bullshit.

And then nobody believes in this bullshit.

It's written in the bible.

Believe in the word of God.

The end of the world is near. The Apocalypse is coming!

We have to prepare ourselves. More,

me and my friend,

we preach the word of God throughout our beautiful France.

I help him to distribute the flyers.

Ah! Long live the benefits and the girls of joy!

Right, chick?

Are you in shape?

Yeah!

On the other hand,

Next time I'll be the one who's going to be on top.

Whose turn is it?

Forget about Nanard, he's dead!

And you,

Would you like to have a little sex?

I've got some time left.

I'll give you a wholesale price you and your friend.

Fornication is sin!

It's not right.

Leave it to me, I'll take good care of it.

No, he's disabled, he can't do it anymore.

Far from us the caresses of the temptresses of Babylon.

It is time for you to return to the right path, Woman!

Or the wrath of heaven will fall on you.

Oh, Holy Mother of God!

Look at that...

It's the end of the world

Oh, fuck, man.

Here's something else. What the hell is that?

You,

you start playing tricks on me.

There's a comet...

with a long tail!

But not as big as mine.

Oh, boy...

What's that?

What the hell is wrong with me?

Ah, that's better!

To your health, Nanard

What's that big shit?

What's that big mussel?

Probably something from space?

I don't like it.

It's disgusting.

Maybe...

but there may be a way to make some money.

Mimil! Mimil!

What's wrong with you Mimil?

What's wrong with you?

Ah my Mimile!

Mimile!

- My beautiful suckling pig! - What?

Oh, my God!

We have to get out of here.

NO HUNTING ALLOWED

Ah!!!

It's not possible!

Not my beautiful city of "Ham"!

Oh, no.

I haven't even finished infecting...

...what am I saying here.

Uh... to perform...

...half my term.

Oh!

Oh no, my voters...

Father Toukoula...

Father Toukoula!

Come on...

Goodbye, Mrs. Jampir.

Thank you young man.

Come back sometime...

... before you settle down.

Oh, what the hell?

Leave me alone. I have to go to Bingo.

But leave it!

Is it wrong to attack people like that?

Oh, shit. Sorry, sir!

Are you okay, sir? Sorry, sir.

Oh, for crying out loud!

It's everywhere...

Oh, it's everywhere...

Old lady Jampire... She tried to bite me.

With her walker...

Calm down, calm down... Come on, calm down.

All that's left is to call the president.

- Is this okay? - Do you know... the president?

Yes, I know him. Just look in the...

...in my notebook.