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The Microphone doesn't work!

The Microphone!

When did you came back?

I didn't.

Stop it.

When did you return?

I didn't go away.

Stop joking.

So we made a deal.

My part is less than yours.

Ulysse!

Yes, sir?

Do we have enough cash?

- I think so. - Great!

Francois?

What's with him?

We are still touring ports.

I have to put them to bed.

How do I hold them in place?

Try with security belts.

Godspeed, Ulysse.

Thank you. Good evening. We want to eat something.

The kitchen is closed. I'll check what's left.

Sir? Good evening.

Could you do me a favor?

That is our job.

Turn off the music.

I'm afraid it's impossible.

Then make it not so loud.

It could be a problem.

Why?

The sound level is fixed.

I can offer you cream with wild berries,

- Yoghurt with fruits. - Merengue with a strawberry.

Raspberry tart.

Three servings of creme brulee.

Good evening!

We'll take only two, please.

In a moment.

Good evening!

You're mad!

A uniform is our job!

Excuse us.

You think it's funny?

Ulysse! You arrived?

Wait, don't hang up!

Call Guichard.

Be careful.

Asshole.

Sorry, Madam. I was not here. We'll check everything.

What do I do now? They lost my uniform.

Let's go. We have a flight.

I can't fly without my uniform!

Taxi is waiting.

Julie, you'll have your coffee on the train.

Thank you, good bye.

- They're searching for your uniform. - It's the fault of these whores!

Easy, mademoiselle! I beg you!

We are many. And we are late for the train.

Let's go!

Yes, a sec.

Yes?

Yes. Excuse me.

We are going through a tunnel. The connection is lost!

You didn't say 30! We're always 20%.

Under these conditions, perhaps,

perhaps we'll agree.

A small surprise.

What?!

Fuck you!

What is going on?! Yes, you!

You didn't tell me this!

Never!

I'll be in Paris on Wednesday!

You knew it 2 months ago! Piece of shit!

How could you do it?!

I won't came again! Never, got it?!

Never! Period!

Period!

It is for 3 days.

We are already there.

You'd rather not go to town.

It is a sad town. Dead town.

Get the things from the car.

We wanted to go to another hotel. Here is better for them.

I'd rather you ask about them.

Okay? Of course!

I think that's enough questions today.

Sure, you're busy. May I take some shots?

Of course.

Great! Girls, you have to say "cheese"!

Look at me. It's not an easy job.

Welcome on board of Air Burlesque!

Please open your safety belts!

Yes, hello!

No, I have a plenty of time.

Yes.

As we agreed. Tomorrow.

Yes. Okay, great.

Do you have pajamas?

Okay, I have them.

Okay! 'Til tomorrow.

Ulysse, put the flowers in the scene.

It's a great idea, but it isn't sexy.

You look like an earthworm.

What is an earthworm?

Stop playing a little girl.

You know what "routine" means in french?

"Routine" means that all the time, you are doing the same thing.

I think you don't have to sing in the end of each act.

Let's say, only between acts of Ivy and Julie

and I can't stand your 50s any more.

Let's try German rap for a change.

Why not. At least something different.

Girls!

I have to go tonight. Serious business.

Great news!

We don't need you... Froggie.

How much do I owe you?

Here you are, 52.

You lose anything here, Ulysse?

Where did you park the car?

- Not before. Behind. - Clear.

Are you going?

Break a leg!

Take it off!

- You tell me when she's bare. - I have to see it.

Going now?

Godspeed.

You are looking great.

Yes, Ulysse.

Will you call me when the show is over?

I have Number 5.

46 Euros 36, please.

Did you check the pressure before?

Could you switch off the radio?

Of course.

Are you set to blow it all up: cellphone, cigarette...

Oh yes, sorry.

Where are you going?

For my kids.

I'm joking.

I want to kill somebody.

You're lucky. It does you good.

Yes, I'll tell you.

You have all the tools you need? I have a saw if you need.

I have a wrench. I think it's more handy.

You need anything from Paris?

A chocolate?

Excuse me, could you step aside.

Sorry.

- Farewell, thank you. - Thank you, too.

- I'm free in an hour. - Sorry?

My shift is over in an hour.

A friend is coming for me. We'll spend the weekend together.

A pity... You're so funny.

Isn't your friend funny too?

Funny, but not like you.

- What is he doing? - Who cares?

- Attending a petrol station? - No.

- A lorry driver. - Exactly.

I guessed right?

With a second guess.

So, as my prize, I'll take some sweets.

Don't linger for so long, I shall start to like you.

- There is a glass barrier. - Yes, it is.

Now go. Your victim is waiting.

What will you do with your friend?

It is an easy guess.

Good night.

So girls, time to go to bed.

Want me to play with your little thing?

Joachim said that by 11, everybody should be in bed.

Why don't you ever listen to me. It's driving me mad.

Listen to me once. You have to go to bed.

So tomorrow you won't look tired.

I can't put them to sleep. They are having fun in the lobby.

Great. It doesn't surprise me.

They don't want to go to bed.

Just don't let them out of the hotel.

There is a wedding here. They don't want to go.

Say...

that in suites, champagne is waiting.

Put it on my tab. Or on yours, there is no difference.

Okay?

Good.

Don't give up!

- Looking for somebody? - I need Francois.

You have to do it like that.

Look who's coming!

I thought you were here.

I'm here, as always.

Joachim! Let me introduce you.

Look at this fellow. The great Joachim Zand, my brother!

What we didn't do together! Those were heroic time.

Stop it or I'll start to cry.

I don't know anybody here.

- Had a good time? - Yes.

That is what matters.

I...