Up All Night

And here's me looking elated.

And here's me looking serene.

And here's me getting real.

I was thinking about the middle east.

It's intractable.

It's cool, right, McKenna?

She's a little shy.

Oh, me too.

So this is gonna be fun today.

Should we check out the nerve center of the show

where all the magic happens?

Whatever.

"Whatever." You go, girl.

Oh, my God.

Hey, hi.

Pipes burst upstairs.

- I smell feces. - It's not feces, honey.

- I smell feces. - It's not feces.

- McKenna, wait out... - But our offices are destroyed.

Someone needs to shut off the water main.

"Water main." He's such a man.

The other day at my home he used the words,

- "load-bearing wall." - Amazing.

Don't worry, Ava.

- I'm saving your stuff. - Great.

And don't forget to grab my gong, Missy.

Blessed by Steven Seagal.

Why is this happening?

This is gonna kill the entire day.

This is gonna kill about a week.

- What? - You need to replace

- all the ceiling tiles... - Ceiling tiles.

- The drywall. - Mm. Dry.

The electrical system's probably shot to hell.

- Hell. - Why does this stuff

always happen to our show?

I mean, do Ellen's pipes burst?

No, they do not.

You know what, Ellen did this.

Oh, well played, Ellen.

- Reagan, Reagan. - What?

You are too wound up.

Go home, light your outdoor pool candelabras,

put on your best rose gold jewelry,

and take a two-hour nude swim.

- Okay. - Hey, all.

We're gonna take the next few days off

and run the best of Ava while some big strong men

come in and fix things.

I got your...

That's the wrong gong, isn't it?

Yeah.

This flood is the best thing

that has ever happened to me, honey.

- Yeah. - I mean, look at us.

We're on a weekday, and I'm strolling, man.

- Well... - Look at all those suckers

off to the rat race.

Not me. I jumped that ship.

Hey, so you're still cool

with me grabbing lunch with Dave today?

Oh, yeah, absolutely. You go see Dave.

You guys talk law and bust corporations.

Hashtag occupy, you know.

Yeah, don't left-wing tweet at me, please.

No, I'm kid... I mean, in fact I was thinking

of taking Amy to the park anyway.

Oh, that's a great idea. Although, you know,

she needs her nap in, like, 20 minutes.

She can be off-schedule for one day, come on.

Yeah, if you want to have a beelzi-baby.

A devil babe.

Oh, God. What's with the weeds?

- Sweet old Len. - Is sweet old Len a ghost?

Is that the house that sweet old Len murdered his family in?

Len's an old man.

He likes his yard the way he likes it.

Yeah, I don't... it's doing that thing where they're looking

like baby trees, honey.

I hate that.

Yeah, but he served in Korea,

so you might just want to let it go.

Well, it bugs me. Okay, whatever.

Ooh. Honey, I like you

in a black blazer and a nice Jean.

Come on, babe, don't say Jean in the singular.

I hate that.

It's the first time I hung out

with anyone from work since I left,

so I want them to know that I'm still one of the guys.

Can you roll my back?

Yeah.

So...

This is feeling pretty gratuitous.

Want me to do the front?

Kind of... no.

Come on.

Ooh, that junk drawer's a problem, honey.

You want me to clean it up while you're gone today?

No, it's fine.

Yeah, you can't even close it.

You can if you force it a little bit.

And, plus, it's got all the stuff I need.

You need soy sauce packets, loose batteries,

and Dracula teeth.

Don't worry about it. Just take the day off.

I really don't mind.

- I'll go to the container store... - I like it.

Okay.

All right?

Plus, I need these for later.

'Cause I'm doing...

Okay... aagh! Okay.

Have a good lunch, honey.

I'm just gonna clean it up just a little bit.

A little bit.

All right.

Oh, Chris t. Brink's truck, back it up.

Here he is.

- Come on. - I would just like

a normal handshake.

- I'm not really good at... - You did great.

Oh.

Bartender, may we have two scotches here?

Wow, all right, mid-day scotches.

I like it. It's been a while.

Dude, what's going on? How's the firm?

She's a bitch,

but she knows I like it rough.

- Yeah. - Oh, you know what,

we are back in court

with your old Nemesis.

Gypsum textiles.

Those guys cannot stop dumping

In the Colorado river, huh?

It's like they hate nature.

Yeah, I got depositions all afternoon.

Oh. Wow.

Man, I do not... do not miss those.

Really? You were always so good at it.

Oh, here we go. Thank you.

Cheers.

- You mind if I take a quick... - Oh, no.

Yeah.

How's your day going?

Oh, hey, honey.

Oh, you are going to be so proud of me.

Check this out.

Check. This. Out.

Okay, look at this junk drawer.

It's kind of a misnomer now, isn't it?

Because there's absolutely no junk in there.

I mean, now we just call it drawer.

- Yup. - Reagan, are you in need

of some sort of medical attention?

No, I'm just excited about being domesticated

and stuff. Check this out.

Look at this new system I have

for folding Amy's laundry.

And, wow, that's a lot of wine

you're pouring there, honey.

Are you okay?

I just left Kevin and that daughter.

I couldn't make a connection.

I hate saying this about a little girl,

but she's a real butt.

- Ava. - With two ts.

McKenna is a butt.

Honey, this has got to be very difficult for her.

You are the new woman in her father's life.

It's very threatening.

It's true. I'm a quadruple threat.

I sing, I act, I dance, I replace mothers.

She's actually very sweet.

You know her.

Maybe you can help make a breakthrough.

We have a lunch date tomorrow.

You want me and Chris to come?

- Thank you. - Okay.

I like Kevin so much. He's so real,

and the calluses on his hands are so rough.

When he touches me, I feel as though I'm being sandblasted.

We're coming. We're coming.

- Okay? - Hey, what's up, ladies?

- Hi. - So...

- Hi, honey. - How's the relaxing time going?

A-mazing.

You, my darling, are going to be so proud

of how I started to rock this house.

It's so much better.

Oh, yeah. Was it bad before?

No. No, it wasn't bad.

It's just not as good as it is now.

May I present to you Amy's laundry 2.0.

- You gap-folded everything. - Yeah.

The way you were folding it was, like, leaving a crease.

At first I thought it was OCD.

You know, like Howie Mandel.

Right. So you folded all of Amy's socks too?

Yeah, I mean, I like your balling method,