Adventure Time

Dang.

What in Grod's name am I looking at?

Fire,

ice,

candy,

and slime.

Weird.

How did this happen, Ice King?

Look, I know it's a lot to take in.

Let's go to the living room.

Now settle in, get comfortable,

'cause I am gonna tell you everything.

And it is going to blow your... Oop!

I gotta kiss my skyhooks good night.

Good night, my skookie-wooks.

Okay.

Dude...

Why does it look like a four-way pizza?!

Is everyone in Ooo like a zombie?

Is everyone basically dead?

Everyone is not dead. It's much worse.

Let me start at the beginning.

No.

What am I gonna do without my besties around?

Mm.

Mm, okay. Bird watching sounds cool.

Hey, roomie! I'm going out to pick up some magic ingredients.

Ooh! Are you making somethin' delicious?

Oh, I'm building a magic battery to power

my elemental purification spell.

Cool. Bring me a snackie.

Like... a doughnut?

Surprise me.

Oh, I'll surprise you.

I'll surprise everyone.

Wait. What was Patience talking about?

Oh, it's not important. Something ominous.

Anyways, it was then that I really got into bird watching.

What else we got here?

A penguin.

Oh. Right.

Something!

Is that...

Oh... my... glaah!

You a toucan?

Simon, I've been trying so hard to help you.

I've tried reprogramming... nnn your... your crown,

Code-mapping, penguin-napping, co-mingling with magic,

and grasping and grappling,

but it just hasn't been happening.

It's saddening, it's maddening, and I'm rapping and... and...

So I'm trying the direct approach.

Ugh. Wenk!

No, I don't remember who she is, but I know how to find out.

Hey!

So good to see you!

You still working at that same place?

Mm, my work takes me all over.

I meant all over the place.

Oh! Before I forget, I just got a new phone.

Would you mind reentering your info for me?

It's okay. I know you don't remember me.

No, no, no. I can get this.

I lost it.

A long time ago, you and I were... colleagues.

My name is Betty Grof, and...

That's what I was gonna say! Betty!

Hey, do you wanna go on a date with me tonight?

Uh, buh, buh, buh. Yes.

Meet me at 8:00 at my Magic Man House.

Hello?

You are not gonna believe what just happened.

What?

A lady touched me!

That's cool. Who is she?

I think she might be an exotic bird.

But guess who's going on a date tonight!

Wow. So what are you gonna wear?

Oh, probably my go-to... Blue muumuu.

Ugh!

No! You need to get a nice bespoked suit.

A be-wudda-wa?

"Bespoke" means it's custom-made to fit your specific dimensions

and emphasize what's flattering about your shape.

Like my abs.

No, I'd say you're kinda bottom-heavy.

No, that's just the muumuu, dawg.

I'm jacked.

Hmm.

Oh, yeah.

What the heck d... Shh!

'Kay, so then we went suit shopping.

It's very important to pick a good, natural fabric.

As for color, for a first suit,

you should choose between black, navy, or charcoal grey.

Why?

It's a wizard fashion rule.

If you stray, you'll look like a fool.

How's about if I make my suit a onesie?

Ow!

Whoa.

Let's get to work!

And then Life-Giving Magus checked an even darker...

What is going on? ...shade of gray against my face.

Until finally...

Yep!

Pretty fly for an ice guy.

Ding dong! Someone's here!

That's clever.

Hello, Simon.

Uh, flowers.