Superlópez (Superlópez)

CHITÓN DICTATORSHIP

ADMIRAL SKORBA 250,000

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Eureka, it worked!

It worked!

Oh, he's beautiful!

He looks like a normal baby.

It can't be them.

They can't have found out so soon.

-We have to hide him, Jan! -They'll end up finding him.

So...?

There's only one thing we can do.

They're here.

-Good. -You'll free us from them.

Some day.

You'll be safe here. It's the planet's most advanced zone.

When you grow up, you'll come back to save us.

-Get out of my lab, you rats! -Go back to your sewers.

First of all, good morning.

I know everything. Don't waste my time.

-He's my son! -No, he's an experiment.

-Where did you put him? -Where you can't find him.

Don't make me push the button and end this once and for all.

I can help.

I've no time for nonsense, Ágata.

But Dad, my cousin Sigfred is the same age as me

and they let him torture.

Remember when I asked you

to find all the pets on this planet to annihilate them...

and you hid some of them?

I felt sorry for them, but I've changed, I'm mature.

I don't get how you can be my daughter.

You always make me look foolish!

It's...

a blue planet.

Earth, Planet Earth.

-Are you sure? -Yes, I saw it. I know where it is.

You can't do anything. That boy will finish you off!

Fine. You want me to be proud of you?

If you want to sit on this throne one day,

there's your chance.

Listen to me, Ágata. That boy is the ultimate weapon.

I want him alive.

When you capture him, I'll come for you.

Yes, Dad. It'll be soon, I won't let you down.

LÓPEZ GARAGE

Here we go, the typical creep on high beam from miles off.

-Don't start, Juan. Let him pass. -No, I will not.

That hothead isn't overtaking me.

And you'll ruin your timing belt!

You clown! You...

-Are you thinking what I'm thinking? -Yes.

What are you thinking?

-I don't know right now. You? -That wasn't a car.

Jeez!

I'll strip this heap and make a pile on the parts!

It's a meteorite, Juan.

Or worse, an asteroid, I don't really know the difference.

Sorry, I'm getting nervous.

Juan, I heard something.

-Come here. -You can hear something.

-María, don't go near it. -Someone's inside. Be quiet.

Look, Juan! Look!

-It's a gift from heaven. -Like hell it's a gift!

Look at the baby!

We'll keep it.

We can't, he's not ours!

But look at him, he's lovely.

Honey, that's no baby, it's an adult dwarf.

-We can't leave him here. -That mustache is weird.

-What do we know about kids? -I know they don't fall from the sky.

If it's a miracle, they do.

I've been praying for months for us to have a child.

María, you're crazy.

Hi, Daddy!

Hi, Daddy!

Look, Daddy.

Look, little guy.

He knows who his dad is.

Little guy!

Well, apart from the mustache, he looks normal to me.

-Good morning. -Good morning.

-My car's running wonky. -Don't worry, my friend.

We'll leave it like new, we have the latest technology.

I prefer more conventional methods, thanks.

López! Push harder!

You're a weakling! Go, shithead! Harder!

Wuss! Piece of shit!

-Come on, here! -Here!

-Pass it to me! -Kick it already!

-You loser, kick it! -Numbskull goalie!

C'mon, mustache!

Pass it, kid! Loser!

Doofus!

Pass it, you idiot!

Goal!

Give me five!

-Goal! -No way.

I got a goal. What's wrong?

Let's go!

What's wrong?

Ball hog.

I told you not to do those things in front of people.

But I want to win!

All you'll get is no one wanting to play with you.

That's the way of a cheat.

A coward who won't play right.

-It's how I play. That's me. -Then hide it, son, hide it.

Keep going and they'll think you're a weirdo

and you'll be lonelier than the number one.

Maybe you didn't tell them the right time.

-Are you sure you did? -Sure I did.

And the address? Did you give them the address?

-Is it on the invite? -They didn't want to come, Dad.

It's because I do weird stuff, huh?

Not weird, honey, just special.

Then why is it bad?

Because you're in Spain.

Look, son. Anywhere else,

in Germany, France, Norway, you'd be highly prized.

The bad thing is that here, tall poppies get cut down.

If you stand out, they grind you down.

Is that why my classmates didn't come?

-Because I'm not like them? -They'll never be like you.

But if you don't do "your stuff", you can be like them.

Juanito, you don't need to do anything special,

nothing special, to go far.

Listen, in this country, to be happy you have to be mediocre.

Come on, son, make a wish.

To be normal.

Juanito, next year I'm making you a cupcake.

20 YEARS LATER

...the best electrical appliances at the best prices.

Take the step.

Naturally, with the guarantee of Chip Technologies.

Yes?

-Where are you? -Uh... here.

-Where? Did you sleep in again? -No, no.

In the office, doing the dispatches.

-I went by before and didn't see you. -I must've been in the bathroom.

-After, when? -A while ago.

Yes, a while ago...

I was in the bathroom.

I'm coming to see you, to tell you something.

-Okay? -No, really,...

I'm tied up with the reports.

-Wasn't it the dispatches? -The ones that don't match the reports.

Darn it.

-Have you seen López? -No, I haven't.

Neither have I.

-You could've warned me, eh? -Look out for the box!

-When did you get here? -I don't know.

I came in early today, I'm so busy.

Juan, you know I don't want you to see me as a boss.

You and I are friends above everything.

-Does something smell weird? -You're the weird one.

It's cologne, expensive too.

Since when do you use cologne?

To discuss that, I'll take off my boss hat

and put on my friend hat. Work and friendship can't mix.

Technically, you're not my boss.

She's starting today, I hired her after all.

-You got that girl the job? -It's not like that.

She deserved the job.

Another thing is if something came up in the interviews,

a spark, you might say.

You can't use interviews to score.

Everyone knows that job interviews are a bit like dates.

No, they're not.

On a date, what do you talk about? Work, hobbies...

Speaking of hobbies,

you won't believe it, but ours are the same: reading and travel.

But everyone likes that!

Help me plan something cool, as a welcome.

We've never welcomed anyone.

I'm putting on my friend hat to tell you

that you and I haven't been out partying in ages.

Count me out. I'm getting breakfast.

I knew it. You just got here!

Darn it.

Luisa?

Good morning. Can you tell...

No... Juan?

-Luisa? -What are you doing here?

I knew in college that you'd go far and look at you,

a receptionist.

No, I don't work here.

I work in the company, but in a real job.

-Okay, you're kidding me. -Amazing meeting like this!

We must catch up. But not now, I'm late.

-Could you tell Jaime González? -Jaime?

-You're going to work here? -Looks like it. I still can't believe it.

Did you have to do eight interviews too?

-Jaime. -Yes?

-Luis Lanas is here. -Send her in.

Okay.

You're great at it.

You should seriously consider being a receptionist.

Normally with new people

we have a welcoming party.