Day of the Dead

Previously on day of the dead.

don't worry about pops

right now we have to deal with that body

before anyone finds out that you killed him.

Holy shit, he's alive!

Hey!

I show up with a guy that I hit with my car

and they're gonna call the police.

I'm on parole.

I am not going back to jail.

We need to get the hell out of town.

Lauren, you could get a blood infection and you could die.

What the hell's going on?!

let me outta here!

if my gun had been loaded nicole wouldn't be dead!

Goodbye.

Paula! Help me!

Get off of my husband!

He's not the only one.

It's locked.

You have to open it from the inside!

Get him outta here.

No!

You can kiss my saggy ass.

trent, what the hell, man?

Where are you?

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we just let her die.

She was my patient. I should have saved her.

Hey.

It was her choice.

Think about it.

If you only had a couple months to live what would you choose?

Die slowly in pain or...

Save everyone you know like a badass?

It was pretty badass, wasn't it?

I can only hope my death is half as cool.

Where's the fire department?

No. I think I left my phone in there.

Here, use mine.

It's dead.

There's a charger in the car.

Ok.

Woah.

You are blowing up.

You got a message from a guy named shawn.

He's wondering where you are.

Sorry, wondering where the fuck you are.

Another from amy and amy, amy...

Shit!

Lauren...

I need a ride.

what's the status of our injured detective?

Last we checked he was still under sedation,

but he's gonna start asking questions.

Well, I can't have anyone talking about that thing

until I find out what it is.

Just keep him under for a few more hours.

If we keep sedating him like this

we're gonna turn his brain into mush.

I can live with that.

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come on.

What the hell?

Hey, kyle!

Julie!

Kyle!

Julie!

Where are you guys?

What the hell is this?

Gross.

Yoo-hoo!

yeah.

Where's the party at, bitches?

we should be getting the hell out of town right now.

I can't believe we're doing this.

Argh!

It won't go through.

The tower's probably overloaded.

Service in this town is shit.

Who's your service provider?

Lauren, look, my fiancé, her family, all our friends,

they're at the country club right now.

I already saw one of those things out there.

If there are more-if there are more of them-

relax.

I'll get you there.

Woah, woah, hey, hey, pull over!

jesus christ, cam, what the shit?

Where are you going?

The police.

Somebody has to let them know what's happening.

Get back in here!

Lauren, I'm going into the police station.

It's the safest place I could possibly be.

Ok, I'm hearing how privileged that sounds,

just wanna let you know I'm aware of it.

Lauren, look.

Please, please. I gotta get to amy, alright?

Ok, ok.

Listen, it's gonna be fine.

You've got this under control.

No, it's not under control. I have 10 officers.

Ten officers because you cut my budget!

I told you!

I told you this was gonna happen!

You run an ugly, divisive campaign

and you pit people against each other and violence breaks out.

Ok, that is not what happened!

Then what did?

Who are you calling?

State police.

Get your hand off of my phone.

You call in the staties,

the situation is instantly out of our hands.

I'm getting reports of riots, assault,

a bombing at the goddamn nursing home.

It's like the end of the world out there

and we don't even know for sure what's going on!

Exactly why we need to take a minute to figure it out.

It's zombies.

Cam, what're you doing here?

And what the hell happened to you?

The dead.

They're coming back to life.

I came here to warn you.

I'm not lying, I swear.

you know what, gloria? You go ahead.

You call those state troopers and you let them know

we've got a real zombie problem in mawinhaken.

Fine.

We'll wait 'til we know exactly what we're dealing with here.

You're not gonna do anything?

We are doing something. You let us handle it.

Cam, you want to make yourself useful?

See if you can find your old man.

We can use him at work. It's a little busy.

trent!

Help!

Somebody, help!

Help me!

Come on.

Come on, come on, pick up.

Are you kidding me right now? No service!

it's the fucking enfields.

What're you doing? We're here, go.

What do I tell them?

Tell them the truth.

That I'm late to my wedding because of zombies?

They'll think I'm crazy.

Who cares what they think?

Are you really worried about that right now?

Look, no judgement,

but it's not the best sign if you're more scared

of what's in there than you are of what's out here.

My father-in-law is not the most understanding person.

You of all people should...

Me of all people what?

Look, all I'm saying is that you know,

herb has treated me like a child ever since... You know...

I'm sorry you feel emasculated.

I went to prison!

Get out of my car!

Okay, look, you should take these.

Kiss my ass.

They're antibiotics. For the bite.

Take one every 12 hours with food.

Come on, luke. Where are you?

jeez.

Trent, man, the enfields, they're real!

What's an enfield?

From the story!

Forget your story! We got bigger problems.

There's a bear here.

My god.

jesus.

Hey!

Where the hell have you been? You look like shit.

Look, I need to talk to amy.

No, what we need to do is get you cleaned up.

If amy sees you like this she's gonna have an aneurism.

She's already stress puked twice today.

Shawn, listen.

What the hell's wrong with you?

Do you even wanna marry amy?

Yeah. Yeah, of course I do.

Then why are you fucking this up?

Goddammit, I don't have time for this shit!

The whole town's overrun with zombies!

Now you pull yourself together, you little pussy.

You are about to marry the most perfect girl alive

and you're acting like a little beta bitch.

If you wanna back out of this wedding be a man and do it.

Don't make up some lame-ass story.

No, I-

no. I will not let anybody break my best friend's heart

on her wedding day.

I swear. I swear I'm telling the truth.

Put on the motherfucking tux and get motherfucking married!

Hey!