My Senpai Is Annoying (先輩がうざい後輩の話)

Ouch!

And, done.

Thanks for all the yummy food!

Time to go slay the day!

Good morning, sir!

Good morning to you.

Futaba?

I thought that was you!

Sakurai! Yeah, it's me.

Good morning!

Those always make me wish mine were bigger.

Sorry, you just startled me, that's all.

Hey, your eyes look a little bloodshot.

I had a hard time falling asleep last night,

thinking about today's presentation.

Goodness!

You sure seem to love your work.

I wanna be in full-time sales ASAP.

Hey, good morning, everyone!

--Good morning. --Good morning.

Hey, what's up, Kazama?

Good morning!

Morning.

Kazama. How's it going?

Hmm?

Hey.

Chief! Good morning to you, sir.

Hello there.

You're always such a chipper presence

in the office, Igarashi.

Thanks. Keep it up.

Huh?

Igarashi! Hey!

Ahh! Why do you have to do that?

It scared me to death.

Your voice is so loud.

Well, I just wanted to give

as hearty a greeting as you do, Igarashi.

Why would you compete

with someone who works underneath you?

Mister Takeda, would you mind glancing over my presentation?

No prob!

My supervisor has a super-big voice.

And a body to match.

Yeah, this looks great!

Well done, kiddo!

Would you please not tousle my hair?

Not sure if you know this, but I am a full-grown adult.

Stop laughing! It is so not funny!

My bad, I'm sorry.

You did such a great job on those documents,

I couldn't resist.

My supervisor is a big guy, and a little annoying.

Honestly. He's so quick to treat me like a total infant.

What's with the hair tousling?

Although, he did tell me he thought

I had done a really great job.

Hey, dobroye utro !

Tsukishiro!

Don't sneak up behind me like that,

it totally freaks me out!

Sorry about that. You having coffee?

Sure.

I mean, it's what adults drink in the morning,

so yeah, of course I am.

It's kind of bitter, though, so I do add some sugar.

Yes, I can see that.

Would you like to have some, too?

No. Thanks, though.

This is my favorite drink in the morning...

...right here.

Uh, well, that's--that's just crazy!

You know you shouldn't be drinking vodka at work!

Funny thing is, it may be in a vodka bottle,

but it's actually water.

Huh?

See you later.

Well, she's certainly a strange one.

'Kay. Going out to make some sales calls.

I'm going, too!

Be careful out there!

Is there a problem?

Cause you're definitely walking slow.

Oh, do you think so?

I keep telling you you don't have to do that.

I really don't need you to adjust your pace for me.

Well, that's good, because I'm not.

What's wrong with it, anyway?

Taking your time isn't bad.

Yeah, but, in sales, speed is of the essence,

you know that.

Now c'mon, pick up the pace!

Okay!

Oo!

Getting something to drink?

Nah.

I'm bummed it doesn't have oshiruko .

Well, there's no rule that says

all vending machines have to have it.

Fair point.

Why don't we go get ourselves some lunch?

Sound good? What would you like?

It seems like we're always going to the places

where I want to eat.

So, maybe we could go somewhere you'd like to eat for a change.

I'm fine with whatever!

Ugh, everybody knows that the people

who say that are the worst.

How about...

Can I take your order?

I'll have five Jaja King Burgers

and three orders of fries.

Anything else for you today?

Igarashi?

What's that?

Oh my gosh, I love how you can't tell where it's looking!

Freaking adorable!

But I can't order a Lucky Meal.

No way could I do that in front of Takeda!

All right, one Lucky Meal.

And make sure to give her one of those dolls,

would ya?

I think she likes it.

Coming right up!

Stop laughing at me like that!

Sorry, that's my bad. Are you okay?

Of course I am.

I thought this might happen,

so I spread a napkin on my lap.

I'm in my second year at the company now, you know,

so I can manage a crisis!

Is that so? I know!

How 'bout this?

You give today's presentation.

Huh?

Well, you prepared those documents.

You know what's in them as well as I do.

So, if you feel like it--

I do! Please, allow me to handle it!

Okay, then it's all yours.

It's my second year with the company,

and the day has finally come!

If I do this and it leads to a contract,

I'll be a full-fledged salesperson!

I'll show everyone I can do this!

Uh-oh.

Now I'm getting all nervous!

What should I do?

Thanks for agreeing to meet with us today.

We appreciate your time.

First things first, Itomaki Trading submits this proposal

with the utmost confidence.

We hope you will give it your consideration.

Break a leg.

All right, then!

I'm Igarashi. Please allow me to present our proposal.

Yes! It's over!

You did great back there!

That was excellent!

Haven't I already told you?

Do not tousle my hair like a toddler!

I get it, but your hair's just so easy to tousle.

Good grip!

Get a load of those two!

What're you guys doing?

Hmm?

Wait a minute, Kazama?

Why're you here?

You done making your rounds?

Yes, I'm just about to head back to the office.

Great! Let's go together, then.

Wow, you don't say?

Yeah I hear their food's pretty good.

I should try it out sometime.

I'm not surprised, with how hard she works.

She barely sleeps.

And, she's chewing her hair.

--Huh? --Huh?

She really is sleeping hard, isn't she?

Want me to wake her?

Nah, it's fine. We should let her get some rest.

Hmm... Takeda, may I?

Huh?

Oh, look! Igarashi's back.

Hmm?

So adorable!

Isn't it?

Look who's back!

Hi, Sakurai.

Did you have a nice nap?

Little kitten?

What?

I can't handle how cute this is!

What is that?

Well, Kazama, do you have any last words?

C'mon calm down, Igarashi--

Divine wrath!