Dancing Quietly (Luca tanzt leise)

Sit!

Everything off the tables!

Everything, why?

- Shit, I think we have a test. - What do you mean?

- Oh come on! - Mobiles off please!

Mrs Meyer, you promised to always warn us about tests!

- Surprise test, Mr Pfeiffer! - It really is a surprise.

Well.

- I work all day, I need to prepare myself a little! - Surprises are not announced.

Ready? 15 minutes, go!

What?

- Mr Pfeiffer! - Yes?

Quiet please!

It's really not that hard.

Quiet!

Please move over to the window!

What, me?

No, you move to the door, Mr Pfeiffer!

To the door?

But I like it here.

- Mr Pfeiffer!? - Yes, Mrs Meyer?

Quiet!

No, no!

She didn't copy from me, Mrs Meyer!

Be quiet Mr Pfeiffer!

I don't believe this!

- Number four? - Quiet!

Mr Pfeiffer, give yourself a chance.

I'm working on it!

Seven?

Ridiculous, so ridiculous!

What happened to you?

She doesn't like me either.

Serves you right!

You are cold!

- Ah, there you are. - Hello!

- Hi Granny! - Come in.

Are you doing well?

Yes, the coffee is ready!

Mum threw me out of class today!

- She did what!? - Yes!

I can't believe that!

I was just helping a friend!

He was having trouble with the exercise

and I just wanted to help.

But Mum got furious and threw me out!

I will talk to her!

Mum still thinks I'm 14 or 15.

You are still her little girl.

But I am not!

I have my shit together now!

Be patient with her, she will learn that eventually.

She has calluses on her eyeballs!

This way!

So, Luca. Everything is fine with Mata.

All of her vaccinations are up to date.

I don't want to see your dog for another year.

Lara, put Mata down and give her some treats.

- I have a question. - Shoot.

Is it possible to get an apprenticeship here?

Luca, I thought you wanted to get your high school diploma?

I'm still doing it!

Great! And then you want to study to become a veterinarian?

I'll be graduating in 3 weeks. I've decided I want to do something practical

because I have no desire to sit in another classroom right after that.

Okay, first get your high school diploma!

That's very, very important, Luca!

After you graduate we can talk. Okay?

- Yes! - Give it your best

and then we can talk about it!

I will.

- Thank you very much! - Good, Luca.

- I wish you the best! - Thanks!

Yes, come to me!

Kiss, kiss!

Little mouse!

Look!

It's about a multistage random experiment...

I don't get it.

The price equals 'X' for grownups and 'Y' for kids, so what?

Hungry!

What took you so long? No the other one!

Thanks!

- Change. - Thanks!

We only have 13 minutes until class.

- Bon appétit. - You too.

English isn't your strong suit, is it?

Nope.

I could help you.

That would be awesome!

And maybe you noticed that my skills in math are not so good.

Yeah, you noticed?

Let's make a deal and help each other out?

I like that!

We do that!

And then we will only get A's.

Straight-A diploma!

A+ diploma!

Then you can study medicine and finally become a gynaecologist.

Like you always dreamed.

No hard feelings?

Oh, what is it?

Take a look.

Oh, great! Looks delicious!

Is it vegan?

No.

Well, how about a coffee?

Yes.

But I don't have milk. I hope that's okay.

Okay.

Do you ever clean your windows?

Do you always throw innocent people out of your class?

Or is this privilege only for your daughter?

I am sorry!

You know Mr Pfeiffer doesn't accept my authority

and it really offended me, how blatantly you helped him!

This whole year he has undermined my authority!

Well, he needed help.

That doesn't have to concern you,

you have to look after yourself!

Well, it doesn't hurt to help!

Luca, I see nothing, nothing at all,

that suggests you have made an effort to apply anywhere!

Am I supposed to hang them on the wall?

Where are your books, application materials?

Nothing at all?

Oh come on, please!

- What? - That's disgusting!

Leave Mata alone!

She is allowed to wash her genitals whenever she feels like it!

- Disgusting! - It's not disgusting!

In 3 weeks you are finished!

If you pass maths..

I talked to Wolfgang, it doesn't look so good.

What do you want to do afterwards?

Well, a veterinarian, or something with animals!

- Really? - Really!

Are you that naive, that you think you can just walk in anywhere

with you high school diploma and just have a job handed to you?

Hah, or what?

You have to plan these things!

Well, I am doing that!

Maybe I want to do a little vacation before starting anything.

Don't worry, I'm fine.

Luca?

Luca, I can hear you.

Luca, open the door!

Come on Luca...

I locked myself out, Luca, let me in!

Let me in!?

Luca?

Luca, I can hear you! Now open the fucking door!!!

Hey Tobi, what are you up to?

Do you want to meet up for some beers?

Can you pick me up from my place?

Everything is fine!

No, everything is fine! See you soon!

So I came home,

and the dog had eaten all my chocolate bars!

Yeah, look at her face.

She is so guilty and she knows it!

"Please don't be angry with me!"

The whole floor was covered with the empty wrappers.

- She really opened them? - Yes, with her teeth!

What a bitch!

You have a very Berlin accent in this video.

Is it because you're home?

Or because the dog only understands a Berlin accent? Why?

What do you mean?

You sound funny!

Well, I have many dialects.

- Fucking cold for summer! - Yes.

When are you coming back to school?

Well, when the doctor says I am healthy again.

He wouldn't give me a sick note for nothing!

We have our final exams soon.

Tough shit!

Just come back to class tomorrow!

We'll see.

The book says there is no solution!

But, I have found a solution!

That's not possible!

Let me see!

Maybe I made a mistake?

Suddenly, you can't get a solution!

Let's see.. No solution possible, it doesn't work.

That's correct, correct, correct.

- There! - And you have a solution, what the...

I got it!

No, sit, be kind!

That is an Alfa Romeo Bertone GT, built in 72.

- Oh no! - Come on!

Hold this.

We could watch Mrs Doubtfire.

Or..

They have all 7 Police Academy films!

Or maybe a classic?

How about Samuel Fuller's Naked Kiss? Want to see that?

I've seen that one already.

Want to see it again?