The Flintstones Meet Rockula and Frankenstone

'Wilma! Where's my chicken beak?'

'Just a minute, Fred.'

'I'm having trouble getting my ears on.'

Oh, boy! Just wait till Barney sees the outfits

we came up with, Wilma.

Here's your beak, Fred.

I wonder what kind of costumes Barney and Betty are wearing.

I don't know, but if Monty Marble

doesn't pick us to "Make A Deal Or Don't"

I'll sure be surprised.

Ha! Just think, appearing on a TV game show.

Oh, I'm so excited.

Come on, Wilma, we gotta beat Barney and Betty to the show.

First come, first pick, you know.

Careful, Wilma, we don't want the Rubbles

seein' us in our costumes.

Really, Fred, aren't you being a little bit ridiculous?

Cut it out, Dino. Shh. Be quiet.

He doesn't recognize us, Fred.

Stop it, Dino. It's me, Fred.

Cut it out, Dino. Knock it off.

Run to the car, Fred.

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We're a cinch to win, Wilma.

Even Dino thinks I'm a real chickenasaurus.

Barney, what was that loud racket outside a while ago?

Oh, that was just Dino chasin' a big chickenasaurus

around on Fred's front lawn.

Remind me to have our garage enlarged, Wilma.

Why is that, Fred?

Why, to hold the new car we're gonna win

on the "Make A Deal Or Don't" show, of course.

Uh, hello, chief? Officer Riley here.

'I've just observed a couple of strange characters'

'drivin' down Rock Avenue.'

Give me a description, and I'll run a make on 'em.

Well, one guy is about 5'8"

'not countin' the top feathers on his head.'

"Top feathers on his head?"

Uh, h-hold everything, chief.

This is gettin' more suspicious all the time.

'I am now observin' a car driven by a short daisy'

'with a bumble bee sittin' next to him.'

'A short daisy and a bumble bee? Huh?'

How about it, chief? Shall I bring 'em in? Huh?

- Huh? - 'No, Riley.'

I think you'd better come in

and let's talk about a little vacation for you.

'I think you need a rest.'

'This is Monty Marble saying good evening'

'and welcome to "Make A Deal Or Don't."'

Some of you out there are going to win

some wonderful prizes tonight.

He's gonna call on me, Wilma. I feel it in my bones.

Ha ha. Which bones, Fred?

Your drumstick or your wing bones?

You'll see, you'll see.

And now, let's get our first contestants up here.

What a collection of goofy costumes.

- Pick me! - Pick me!

Which one will I pluck from the audience?

Me, Monty! Me! Me!

Sorry, chum, I'm not a chicken plucker.

But I am, I am a nature lover.

So I think I'll pick a daisy.

Huh? Barney instead of me?

Oh, boy, Wilma. Monty made one big mistake.

Oh, stop ruffling your feathers, Fred. Sit down.

He's got no class. He should have picked me.

Now, just relax, sir. What's your name?

Uh, uh uh, my name?

Uh, uh, oh, gee, I..

Hey, Betty, what's my name?

Barney Rubble.

Oh, wow, he picked a real doozy.

Barney's not a doozy. Ha ha. He's a daisy.

Okay, Barney Rubble, to get this show off to a grand start

I'm going to give you a grand.

A $1000 bill.

- Uh, gee, gee, thanks. - Hold it, Barney.

With that money, you can make a deal or don't.

Are you willing to trade back that $1000

'for whatever is behind that curtain?'

Well, uh, I..

'No, Barney, don't do it.'

Keep the money! Keep the money!

Go for the curtain, Barn!

Go for the curtain!

Well, uh, gee, I-I don't know.

Keep the money, Barney! Keep it!

Uh, uh, that's my wife. I better keep the money.

He's going to keep the money, folks.

Congratulations, Betty.

What do you mean, congratulations?

He goofed. He might've doubled or tripled that.

You chickened out, Barn!

You should be wearing my costume.

Heh heh heh.

Uh, Mr. Chickenasaurus, would you come up here, please?

Oh, sure.

Hi. I'm Fred Flintstone.

Nice to know you, Fred.

- Here is a $1000. - $1000?

Yabba-dabba-doo!

'You thought your friend made the wrong choice.'

So I'm going to offer you the same deal.

That $1000 for whatever is behind that curtain.

'Don't do it!'

Oh, oh, well, I, uh, well, I didn't mean to.. Oh, gee.

We're waiting, Mr. Skinflit. Uh, uh, Mr. Flintskin.

It's Flintstone.

Well, you see..

A-a-a bird in a hand.. What I mean, is..

Hey, chicken, I think you're layin' an egg. Heh heh.

Oh, yeah?

Alright, I'll go for the curtain.

Good. Open the curtain, Ronnie!

'Here is what you bought for your $1000.'

- Huh! - A picture?

- How much is it worth? - About $4.

It's just a print, not an original.

- $4? - But that's not your prize.

It merely represents the real prize that you've won.

A free trip for two to romantic Rocksylvania

'where you and your bunny rabbit will spend the night'

'in the castle of the legendary Count Rockula.'

Rocksylvania? A free trip for Wilma and me?

Yabba-dabba-doo!

A night in Count Rockula's castle.

How romantic.

Oh, I'm so glad Fred chose the curtain.

Count Rockula's castle has been converted into a tourist hotel.

'You and your lovely wife'

will attend the opening night costume ball

called the Rocksylvania monster bash.

Oh, boy, I wish I'd have picked the curtain.

Mr. Rubble, I'll make a deal with ya.

Give back the $1000, and I'll let you and your honeybee

go along with the Flintstones!

Really? I, uh.. What do you think, Betty?

Take it, take it.

Oh, yeah, Barney, come with us.

It's a deal, Monty. Here's your money back.

Attaboy, Barn. Rocksylvania, here we come.

Yabba-dabba-doo!

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Well, here we are.

Hey, there's Count Rockula's castle.

- Ah! - Uh, uh, t-take it easy, Betty.

Uh, there's absolutely nothin' to be afraid of, uh, I think.

Wouldn't you know our train would be late?

The monster bash must've started already.

Yes, Fred, let's get to the castle.

How are we gonna do that? Fly?

Eh, why not, Fred? Heh heh heh.

That's what Count Rockula used to do.

Heh, heh, heh. Cheep! Cheep!

Very funny, Barn. Come on.

There's gotta be a taxi stand around here someplace.

We'll be right back, girls.

Don't take too long, Fred. It's kinda scary here.

Good evening, ladies.

Fred! Fred, where are you?

Barney, help.

Stand back, girls. We'll protect you.

You are Mr. Flinsteinund Mr. Ruble?

Uh, yeah, I'm Mr. Ruble, and this is Mr. Flinstein.

It's Flintstone. Who are you?

I am Igor, from the Rocksylvania Hotel.

I've been instructionized to drive you to the castle.

'You are please to follow me to the hotel auto.'

'Hey, they sent a car for us.'

Yeah, maybe we'll be in time for the ball.

Sounds like wolves howling out there.

Impossible, Wilma.

The guidebook says there are no wolves in Rocksylvania.

Those are verevolves.

- 'Verevolves?' - 'Verevolves?'

Verevolves are human beings with the power

to change themselves into volves.

Oh, how thrilling.

'Verevolves was the only things that would frighten'

'Count Rockula.'

'That is why he was working in the secret laboratory.'

- Working? - In a secret laboratory?

Ja, to create a Frankenstone monster.

To scare away the verevolves.

Boy, oh, boy, this character could win the Rockademy Award.

Count Rockula has not been seen for 500 years.

But no one knows when he might again come to life.

- Come to life? - Come to life?

Relax, will ya?

This guy is just part of a phony act