GANTZ (ガンツ)

So, if triangle ABC is a right triangle,

and AC equals one,

then BC equals the square root of three, and AB equals two.

This also means that BA equals DB, and BD equals two.

And since triangle BAD is an isosceles triangle,

it also follows that its base angles are equal.

So BDA equals BAD.

Therefore, BDA is--

Teacher!

Yes?

Kurono's got a hard on!

Man, you're such a horn dog!

Is making it with a girl the only thing you think about?

Ha, ha! Shut your hole, you fucking cow!

It's true!

You just wish I did... ho!

Then stand up and prove you don't!

All right class, that's enough!

Settle down!

And as for you.

Ah. Yes, ma'am?

Let's bone up on math here and save that for when you get home.

God. Can't you sleep somewhere else,

you stinking bum?

Whoa! Oooh, baby, you were made to make me...

Come back here!

Damn! That's the third time this has happened now!

That little bastard!

Keep an eye on the store, honey! Come back here, you!

Third time's the charm!

Isn't this rain ever gonna stop?

What the...? Twenty-three hundred yen and no bush?!

What a rip!

Damn! His office closes at five.

He's gonna lock himself in there and hide. I know it!

What'll I do?

At this rate, my husband will get home before I do...

He'll kill me...

Come on, I don't believe this crap!

I'm supposed to score tonight...

This is so not fair!

If I don't meet him soon,

Ryosuke'll go home and I won't get laid!

God, this sucks.

Uh... Please excuse me, young man,

but could I ask you something?

Is this the right platform for the train to Hinodedai?

Aw, why'd you have to ask me, Grandma?

You're in the wrong place, but explaining where to go'll be

such a pain.

Yeah... That's right.

Thank you so much for your help, young man.

Oh, jeez, that wino. Get a job, and take a bath.

Ewww! God, he's gross!

I'd better make sure I'm not stuck in the same car--

That smell...

Goddamn bum.

Boozing in the middle of the day, not a care in the world.

Ain't that kick in the head?

Man, does he stink!

Keep out of my way or I'll shove your ass onto the tracks!

Just what are you lookin' at?!

I wasn't put here for yer amusement!

Young man...

I hate to bother you, but this seems to be the wrong platform.

Well, in that case, maybe you shoulda tried to

figure it out yourself

instead of relying on a complete stranger to do it for ya!

Well, I apologize then...

Sorry, Granny, I may look nice,

but I've learned that most people

just aren't worth my time. Like those two--

I bet they've never had a single deep thought between 'em.

And those girls are even worse.

Empty-headed cock teasers and social climbers.

Hmm... and the further I stay away from someone like him,

the better...

And that one's not even worth wasting the brain cells on.

Hey, wait...

Come on, Kato! You slow poke!

Kei!

Please, Kei! Wait for me!

No way. Masaru Kato? That's gotta be him.

He hasn't changed that much since we were in grade school,

but I heard he turned into a real punk

after he switched schools.

I bet he doesn't remember me though,

even if we did always play together.

Look at him now. Talk about your total thug.

Hey! Somebody fell on the tracks!

What happened to him?

He was staggering and fell.

C'mon, man. get up!

Aw, man, you're in for it now, you poor, drunk bastard.

The station attendant's not coming, and no one else

is gonna risk their life to save your sorry ass.

Everything's wet from the rain!

He must've slipped.

Will somebody just call the station attendant?

Someone help him.

Oh, he's a lost cause.

Wow, I've never seen someone fall

on the tracks before. I've gotta text message Ryosuke!

Sure, helping him would be the humane thing to do,

but someone else will step up.

Sure they will. I've got a mortgage to pay.

But if...

...no one helps him...

...then we'll all...

...get to see a real dead body...

...getting ripped to pieces...

I've never seen someone get torn apart except in movies.

And look at Kato; even a tough snot like him's

getting freaked out...

But, come to think of it, he was always kinda squeamish

back in the day...

Fine, That does it!

Huh?! Oh, what the fuck?!

Are you outta your mind?

This is no time to be acting like a hero, you idiot!

What are you trying to prove? That you can do it by yourself?

That kid jumped on the tracks!

He's gonna get himself killed!

Wow! Now both of them

can get ripped to shreds!

Hmm... he's kinda cute... Nice ass.

Hey! You gotta get up!

Will someone up there please come down and give me a hand?!

Where the hell is the station attendant?

Didn't someone get him already?

I think someone went.

He should be here any second.

Don't just stand there! You can't just watch us die!

Gimme a break! He's just a bum! Leave him!

No one's gonna help you, you stupid punk!

Get real, Kato!

You're the one who's being crazy here...

Is that...?

Oh, now you remember...

You don't really think that I'll...?

Kei Kurono!

Shit...

Oh, this is so not fair!

And what are all of you staring at me for? One of you go!

What are you waiting for? Get going!

Go on, he's your friend!

Come on! Hurry up!

Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck! What am I doing down here?!

Why the hell am I doing this?!

Are ya happy he remembered you now, you fucking idiot?!

Okay, bend down.

What?!

Under him! For leverage!

Great. Looks like I don't have to go down there.

You just signed your death sentences, kids.

Aw, jeez, does he reek!

This isn't looking good!

Hurry up, damn it!

Hope someone gets him off the tracks!

Where the hell's the station attendant?

The next train will be

arriving at platform two. Please stand behind...

Come on, lift him up!

I know, I know, damn it!

But I feel so sick...

What are you doing?! Hurry up!

He's too heavy! Push, Kato!

That's what I'm doing! Stand up!

Oh, shit! The train's coming!

I think I'm gonna puke...

Come on, you two! Climb up! Now!

Kei! Start running!

Run? But that's a train!

Oh, God! We're fucked!

Trains slow down as they reach the station!

If we run, we can make it past where the first car stops!

Oh, yeah! I didn't think of that!

Good luck!

We've still got a chance! We can make it! But...

Kato! Lose the bag!

What?!

Drop your stuff!

I've got to keep the umbrella!

Huh?! Are you out of your mind?!

It's for my kid brother! He went to school without one!

Oh, for... Then at least lose the stupid bag!

If you don't outrun the train, your brother'll get that

umbrella at your godammn funeral!

All right already!

The express train for Hinodedai

will be passing shortly.

For your safety, please stay behind the yellow line...

An Express?! But only local trains...

...stop at this station!

I don't believe this!

I'm gonna die and the last thing I did was buy a girlie mag!

I swear I'll get you your umbrella, little brother!

Kei, are you all right back there?!

Of course not!

I'm gonna die! I'm gonna die!