Pets

Hey, what the hell do you think you're doing?

The door wasn't closed good.

You want me to fall out?

Watch that smart mouth, little sister.

I'll put a fist on it.

Oh, that's really new.

You only been beating on me since we were kids.

Let's stop and get something to eat.

We've got 200 miles of drive thanks to you.

I didn't ask you to come looking for me.

I didn't ask you to run away.

Look, there's a place in the corner.

Forget it!

I haven't eaten a thing all day.

Come on, it'll only take a minute.

Oh, Christ!

Okay, but hurry it up.

And this stays here.

And if you don't have yourself back in a couple of minutes,

I'm gonna go in and drag your ass out.

Hey!

Alright, you understand?

May I help you?

Yeah, I'll have two cheeseburgers

and a Julius, large.

Is he trying to insult you, Mother?

You motherfucker!

Motherfucker!

Get the son of a bitch.

I'll teach you to run away from me.

Let go of me!

Stop, you're just making it worse.

Well, if it ain't Charlie himself.

And look what he got.

Well, well, now we know what this fool was rushing about.

See, Mother, he's too busy to be polite to you.

Look, this is between me and her.

Man, Eddie here's a real sensitive dude,

especially when some jive ass honky near wipes out his ride.

And you wouldn't want Mother getting uptight now,

would you?

When Eddie gets uptight, he's just mean.

Say babe, is this dude hassling you?

She ran away.

I'm her brother, alright.

Oh, funny, I'm a brother too.

Hey, baby, is this dude really your brother?

I never saw him before this afternoon.

You rotten liar!

Oh, baby, there ain't no need to worry.

We wouldn't hurt a fine little thing like you.

Let her go!

Oh, man, where's your cool?

We wouldn't do anything you wouldn't do.

Yeah.

Hey, Bonnie, these dirty niggers are gonna...

Did you hear that, Mother?

Man, I'm gonna teach you a lesson.

You ain't gonna hassle nobody for a long time.

Ow!

Bastard.

Stop it.

What are you looking at?

Well, what did you do that for?

None of your business.

Where you going?

Oh, I don't know.

Cigarette?

No, no, thanks.

Last one anyway.

You got a safety pin?

A safety pin?

Yeah, I ripped my blouse.

Oh, did you?

Maybe I could ask that diver man out there.

Oh, yeah.

He'd have something to stick you with, I'm sure.

I'll see.

What are you carrying a gun for?

To avoid the hassle of being raped.

Can you dig that?

Thanks.

Got any money?

What's your name?

Mine's Pat.

Bonnie.

Know where I slept last night?

On the beach?

You too, huh.

Yep.

Well, I guess there oughta be

some schmucks around here with some bread.

Is that what you're looking for?

Damn right.

And you'd better get hip to it

or the world will screw you too.

You know, you have nice hair.

In fact, you're pretty foxy.

Men really go for you, don't they?

You look like a little kitten.

Oh, shut up, stupid!

Oh, he's cute.

I wish I had a dog like that.

I wish I had a car like that.

Hey, BB, leave those girls alone.

It's alright, BB won't bite you.

BB?

That's a funny name.

He likes you.

Dogs always like me.

This is quite a car.

Thank you.

It'll do better on 140.

Oh, really?

Then why don't you take us for a ride?

Where do you wanna go?

Hmm, Luna Beach.

Okay, hop in.

See that road up ahead?

Take it.

That's not the way to Luna...

The road, I said.

Pat!

Okay, okay.

Don't try that stunt again.

Now take that road, and I mean it!

Alright, alright.

Stop the car.

Get out.

What's this all about?

Move!

Shut that damn dog up.

BB, be quiet!

What's the matter with that dog?

Oh, he knows there's something wrong.

You can't fool a dog.

Pat fooled you.

Listen, this is ridiculous.

I thought you were a couple of nice, nice chicks!

Shut up and keep walking.

Sit down.

Where?

On your ass.

Where do you live?

Los Tristes.

Alright, smartass, where in Los Tristes?

20 Ocean Drive.

You got any money?

Search me.

Oh, we'll do that.

Have a look, kitten.

That's it.

How come you don't have any money on you?

I just left the house for a quick job.

Now look, what's this all about?

I thought you were just nice girls.

The son of a bitch gave us a ride

because he thought he could lay us.

Oh, come...

You thought we'd be nice to you, didn't you?

Give the nice girls a nice ride in your nice fast car

and we'll all have a nice long screw.

How can you say that?

That thought never entered my mind.

Why not?

You're a fag?

He looks like one.

You married, queenie?

Yes.

To a woman?

Of course!

Where's your wife?

She went into town.

What's she doing there?

Thursday is her day to have her hair done.

Anybody else there?

Look, if you just put that gun away, then I could...

Alright.

Tie him up, Bonnie.

Use the rope.

What rope?

The one to his bathrobe.

Get those hands back.

I asked you if anybody else was home.

No.

Oh, now, listen.

You girls are too smart for this kind of thing.

Do you realize what you're doing?

We're tying your nice strong handsies

with the rope, schmuck.

That's what we're doing.

Is that tight enough?

Sure.

It's so tight, it hurts.

Good.

Now get his feet.

Use the shoelaces, dum-dum.

Isn't he precious?