The Bradshaw Bunch

Hello, America. TB here.

I just...

Ooh!

- You're my granddaughter. We're a team here, you and I.

- I thought you were a superstar.

- I don't... I don't catch. Get it?

I throw.

You know that Pappy won four Super Bowls and never lost?

4 and O.

I'm not impressed.

That's right, I caught it.

Hello, America, TB here,

and welcome to my home.

I think you're gonna like it. How's that?

- I'm here too. - And what?

Hey, this is my scene.

You know me.

A four-time winning Super Bowl quarterback,

and an award-winning NFL broadcaster.

I know, you're used to seeing me dress like this,

but back on the farm, life is simple,

just like this.

Now that's more like it.

- Oh! - Oh my!

Wha!

Get the chicken!

- We live out here on this beautiful 800-acre ranch

here in Thackerville, Oklahoma.

We have over 200 head of horses,

152 head of registered angus cattle,

and then there's Snoop Donk. -

This is not the Kardashians.

This is my beautiful wife, Tammy.

Say hi, Tammy. - Hi, Tammy.

Oh, no, Tammy!

I love pranking Terry.

You're gonna kill me.

- Boo! - Aah!

- We've got three beautiful girls.

Smart, beautiful girls.

First, we got Rachel.

Hi, I'm Rachel Bradshaw,

and I'm Terry's oldest daughter.

I might be a Bradshaw,

but give me the city over the farm any day.

Being the daughter of Terry Bradshaw,

football god, has its perks,

but I don't know, at the end of the day, he's just Dad.

I was living in Nashville pursuing a career in music,

but now I'm pursuing a career in real estate.

And then there's Lacey.

- Hi, I'm Lacey. I'm the middle child.

This is my crazy family. My husband Noah.

This guy, whose clearly had too much sugar, Jeb,

and sweet Zurie.

This is not...

Now Lacey is Tammy's daughter,

but I call her daughter. Never even questioned it.

She is our daughter.

- I've been in the Bradshaw family

since, I think I was, like, 11,

but Terry's always treated me like his own.

In fact, he calls me the son he's never had.

I think because we both love sports.

We have that in common.

- And then there's the baby, and that's Erin.

- I'm Erin Bradshaw. I'm the youngest of the family.

And this is my husband Scott.

That's very southern.

I love it. - Yeah.

- You look great. - I know.

Scott and I, we breed and train

paint and quarter pleasure horses,

and we're probably, like,

20 minutes from Dad's, so not far.

I'm the only daughter that

shares the relationship with horses with my dad.

It's something that him and I have done together

for a really long time, and it's what bonds us.

- And who taught you how to throw?

I did. Terry Bradshaw,

the icon, Hall of Famer,

quarterback, Pittsburgh Steelers.

Got it?

Zurie, I may be a sports icon,

but that doesn't keep me from having problems.

I got three girls, which means I have three problems.

I gotta get Lacey, your mom, into moving to Texas,

so we all can be together.

I gotta help Rachel with her business

as she starting over,

and my problem with Erin is, she's had a little procedure,

and she hasn't told me about it.

Quite honestly, it's driving me crazy.

- Man, you got a lot of problems, Pappy.

- You're gonna free range those alpacas?

I'ma let them go out here.

They've eaten all the grass down.

I need to give this a break.

They're so strange.

- This one usually doesn't like people.

- Well, that's 'cause you have the goodies.

I'm gonna check on the smoker.

Problem number one:

Lacey wants to move to Texas

and bring the grandbabies here,

but Noah, her husband, he's not so keen on the idea.

Have you talked to Noah about coming here?

- About moving? Yeah, definitely.

I just feel, like, he's like a child,

and like the more you talk about it,

the less he's gonna want to do it.

- I've convinced Noah and Lacey to come to Texas here

for just a few months,

to see if they wanna leave Hawaii

and make Texas their home permanently.

I love being here, I love you,

and I'm glad I get to see you all the time.

Aw.

Hard to leave Hawaii. - Yeah, for sure.

- But there's so many good things in Texas.

You can buy a home here. - That's true.

He's most concerned about leaving his job.

Noah's an award-winning chef.

He's not super convinced on moving to Texas yet.

I don't really like the idea

of pulling up everything I've worked for and my family

and starting over here. It's pretty scary.

- I know that there's lots of work for him here.

- Yeah, for sure. - Tons of work.

We just need the whole family to get on board.

You and I have got a plan

together, and we can get this done.

We gotta get your dad to move here.

- Here's an idea. - What?

- Fill all your showers with whiskey.

- Most important thing to me though,

is I wanna be close to my Zurie.

Zurie, baby!

Come give Pappy a huggie-duggie.

Toot toot. Come give me a hug.

Zurie!

- Hello. - Hey, babe.

- What's going on? - You know, I got an idea.

Problem number two:

Rachel's real estate business.

I have a great idea on how to boost

Rachel's real estate exposure into orbit,

Bradshaw style, if you know what I'm talking about.

I wanna show you something.

I think you're really gonna like this.

"Seal the Deal with Rachel Bradshaw."

That's a great picture. "Seal the Deal."

We got them on all the benches all over town.

They're everywhere.

- You already put them out? - Yeah.

Yeah, I did it for you.

- My dad is always coming up with the sweetest ways

to show us girls that he loves us,

and it's always something crazy,

but the stupid bench ad,

this is level beyond anything in my life.

I don't think he understands

what the phrase "Seal the Deal" really means.

- Tammy! - Tammy.

Hey.

- What do you see when you see "Seal the Deal"?

- I'm thinking, "Come let me show you a house."

- Close it. - And... yeah!

- Close the deal. - Close the deal.

- So we rhymed it. "Seal the Deal."

- Okay, right. - Catchy.

- Every man in Dallas will see that

and wanna call her for a date. -

It doesn't say anything about, like, real estate,

so I just wanna...

Yeah, it does.

Look, there's mountains in the background.

Pappy, I think you messed up.

I hate to have to go back now.

We gotta take all those off. How you gonna get those...

- Do you know where they all are?

- They're at the bus stop, the train depot...

Oh, my God.

Problem number three is

I gotta get Erin to tell me her secret.

It's driving me crazy.

Some things for a woman,

maybe it'd just be a little uncomfortable

talking about with her dad.

- Babe, it's not about that she had the boob job.