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How about going for a swim?

- Where are you going? - For a swim.

I asked if you were coming.

- No, you didn't. - Come on, I did.

Even if you did I wouldn't come.

I told you I need to finish this.

Good thing I didn't ask you to come.

Hi, baby. How are you?

Hi, Mum. I'm great.

Not as great as you two, of course, but well enough. Where's Dad?

Dad?

Exercising.

He'll come back fit as a bull, right?

Yeah, he will. Is everything okay at home?

Everything's falling apart without you. Come on, Mum, of course it's fine.

When is your flight, baby?

On Friday. I haven't started to pack.

I'm sure you'll be just fine.

Oh, hi, Dad!

Hi! I've been working real hard.

A proper Belmondo. Mum should keep an eye on you.

Right? We're having a great time. Aren't we, Fatso?

Fine, let me see.

Come on, let me show you around.

This is where we swim,

this is where we have drinks, this is where we go for a swim

and I mustn't forget to tell you: the northern part of Iceland is pretty.

- Make sure you go there. - Tell her to take…

- What? - To take care of herself.

Right. Take care of yourselves.

Says your mum.

Richard?

What will you have tonight?

I don't know.

Shrimp, I guess.

Again?

So what? I like shrimp.

It's just that you eat shrimp all the time.

I know. So what?

Nothing.

Are you doing anything important?

No.

The university called. They want me to give lectures on architecture.

Where will you find the time?

You don't have time for anything as it is.

Well, it's only once every two weeks, that's not so much, is it?

You keep saying at home I'm just getting under your feet anyway.

Did I say that?

You did.

You're hardly ever home.

You picked up a really nice place.

It was a pretty obvious choice. This is the best holiday resort.

Here.

It had awesome reviews.

How about going on a trip tomorrow?

There were many options at the reception.

Like a one-day trip to an island, lunch included.

You can rent goggles, a snorkel.

And you can have a good swim.

A mask, Alice.

What?

It's not goggles, it's a mask.

All right, a mask then.

We'll see.

- That looks amazing. - Right?

Sprinkle it with some lemon juice.

No. I don't want that.

You always add some lemon juice.

Stop sprinkling!

- You always add some lemon juice. - But I don't want it anymore.

I don't want any lemon shrimps, I don't want a trip with you tomorrow.

I don't even want to be with you anymore.

What?

I don't think I understand.

I asked my lawyer to file for divorce.

Excuse me?

I want a divorce, Alice.

Why?

Why?

I can't do this anymore.

I'm totally knackered.

What's made you so tired?

I don't know. Everything.

You mean I make you tired?

Will you throw another tantrum?

No, I won't.

I'm done.

Alice, you know it hasn't been working for ages, you just won't admit it.

Why did you take me here, then?

Why did we come here?

It was our daughter's wish and I wanted to make her happy.

Look, this place is really nice.

Let's have a drink after dinner,

we can discuss it peacefully and break up on friendly terms.

Really? After 20 years of marriage you want to become good friends?

Look, my idea is totally fair.

You'll get a solid share and…

A share? For what?

For all the years of dancing attendance on you? For trying to make it worth?

To make our life worth something?

While you don't give a shit?

Don't make a scene.

Yeah, of course.

Don't talk, don't breathe. What else? Don't cook, don't wash, don't clean.

So after all the years you tell me not to make a scene and I'll get a share?

Get divorced.

I know it's difficult.

I'm sorry about it too, you know?

We should tell Veronica.

This can wait until she's back from Iceland.

Your sudden burst of honesty doesn't have to spoil all our holidays.

Fine. As you wish.

Why now?

Why so suddenly?

I met someone.

How long?

Is it important?

It is important.

About a year. I don't know.

Maybe we should go home earlier.

Arrange it.

I don't want to spend another minute of my life with you.

- It's holiday season. It won't be easy. - Sort it out.

What is this?

A plane.

What is this jalopy?

Nothing else was available.

Didn't you say a smaller plane?

Is this big, or what?

It's a cargo plane.

There are no other planes. We're lucky he's willing to take us with him.

But if you wanna be stuck here for another three days, help yourself.

We won't get inland any sooner, everything is booked. I told you.

- So what was I supposed to do? - I don't know!

Do you consider this okay?

A chicken.

Probably flying somewhere too.

Hold on to this thing up here.

Hold on tight.

What is this?

It's weird!

I guess it's normal.

This is not normal!

You're not normal!

He's fallen asleep!

He's wearing a headset. He can't hear you. A headset!

Go to him then!

- What the fuck? - What's wrong?

Help me!

I can't!

I must hold on tight!

For fuck's sake.

Richard! Richard, we're going to die!

Hello!

Hello!

Richard!

Richard.

Richard, wake up.

It's okay. Are you okay?

Thank God, you're alive.

I'm not sure.

What happened?

Come on.

Are you okay?

We crashed.

Where are we?

On a beach.

Broken.

At least you won't be glued to it.

Now you're starting with this?

Have you called anyone?

How?

Has no one showed up yet?

Can you see anyone around here?

What island is this?

You just woke me from a coma.

How the fuck should I know?

You always boast about your skills,

about you being smart like a dolphin so I thought you might know that.

I don't. I can see exactly what you can see. Poorly.

Ouch.

What are you doing?

Stop being mean, or help yourself.

- Do you really want to quarrel now? - No, I don't!

They'll come fetch us in no time so make sure you don't get lost!

Or I might as well leave you here.

Oh, no.

Bloody hell.

Stop wasting that water, will you?

I might want to have a sip.

Go get your bottle.

You told me not to bring it with us. You said it's a fucking nonsense!

So screw you.

Hello!

Is there anybody here?

Fuck.

Here.

I've brought several bottles.

Thanks.

Not a soul around, right?