Robot Chicken

Robot Chicken 21 Suck It >> PLEASE WELCOME OUR SPECIAL

GUEST TONIGHT VICE PRESIDENT OF ADULT SWIM KEITH CROFFORD.

>> I JUST WANTED TO SAY THAT Y'ALL ARE DOING A REALLY GOOD

JOB ON "ROBOT CHICKEN."

>> THAT'S GREAT!

SO WHEN ARE WE GETTING RENEWED FOR ANOTHER SEASON?

>> UH...I DON'T KNOW.

HA HA!

YOU'RE CANCELED.

>> HI, Y'ALL.

I'M ADULT SWIM PRESIDENT MIKE LAZZO.

THE DECISION OF THE COUNCIL IS NOW FIXIN' TO BE HEARD.

>> GUILTY.

>> GUILTY.

>> HO HO!

YOU'RE SO FRIGGIN' GUILTY.

>>

>> I THINK WE HIT SOMETHING.

>> DAMN IT, DAMN IT, DAMN IT!

>> AAH!

>> HEY, SETH.

WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU?

>> I DON'T KNOW.

>> YOU'RE RENEWED.

[CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP]

>> IT'S ALIVE!

>> IT'S ALIVE!

>>

AW!

AW, DAMN IT!

>> THANK YOU, ZAXXON.

HELLO, CENTIPEDE.

>> I PLEDGE ALLEGIANCE TO THE HAG OF THE UNITED STATES OF

FART.

>> IS THIS YOUR CHILD?

HE MAY THINK SAYING "FART" IS FUNNY, BUT BY DISRESPECTING

AMERICA, HE'S ENCOURAGING TERRORISM!

EVEN NOW, OUR ENEMIES ARE SEARCHING FOR SIGNS OF WEAKNESS

IN OUR GREAT LAND.

>> I WAS JUST TRYING TO BE FUNNY.

>> AMERICA LOVES A JOKE BUT NOT WHEN THE PUNCH LINE IS

TERRORISM.

>> OOPS! I ONLY PUT ON 49 STARS.

>> >> WE JUST VOTED DEMOCRAT.

>> >> TIME TO LIGHT THE CHANUKAH

MENORAH, KIDS.

>> >> OOH! WHAT ABOUT "THE CORE"?

>> UH, COULD BE GOOD.

>> >> THANK YOU FOR WATCHING OUR

LATEST HOMELAND SECURITY VIDEO.

WE WILL BE REPLACING THE COLOR-CODED TERRORIST ALERT

SYSTEM WITH ONE THAT USES RUBBER DUCKIES.

QUACK, QUACK.

THIS ONE SYMBOLIZES ALL CLEAR.

HIS NAME IS ENGLEBERT.

HEH HEH HEH!

>> THIRD ONE THIS WEEK.

>> I'M GONNA GET THIS BASTARD!

>> COME ON, HONEY.

ONE MORE PUSH.

BIG PUSH.

>> UNH!

UNH!

>> WAAH!

>> YOU...WHORE.

>> PABLO RODRIGUEZ--TEST PILOT.

A MEXICAN BARELY ALIVE.

GENTLEMEN, WE CAN REBUILD HIM.

WE HAVE THE TECHNOLOGY.

WE HAVE THE CAPABILITY TO BUILD THE WORLD'S FIRST BIONIC

MEXICAN BETTER THAN HE WAS BEFORE, BETTER, STRONGER,

FASTER.

>> SIX MILLION PESO MAN, YOUR COUNTRY NEEDS YOU.

ARE YOU READY FOR YOUR MISSION?

>> THERE'S $283 AMERICAN WE

WON'T SEE AGAIN.

>> >> LET HE WHO IS WITHOUT SIN

CAST THE FIRST STONE.

BLAMMO!

>> TWO SCOOPS!

>> >> HA HA!

WHOA!

WHOA!

WHEE!

UNH!

>> HA HA HA!

>> YOU TWEAKER.

>> HO HO!

THE BEST PART WAS WHEN YOU HIT YOUR NUTS ON THAT TOMBSTONE.

>> WHO ARE YOU?

>> I AM SKATER McGEE, THE BEST SKATEBOARDER IN ALL OF WESTERN

OHIO.

AT LEAST, I WAS.

>> WHAT HAPPENED?

>> I DIED ATTEMPTING THE MONSTER COOKIE PINWHEEL, THE

HARDEST TRICK IN SKATEBOARD HISTORY.

>> NO WAY!

>> YES!

AS A MATTER OF FACT, WAY!

PAY CLOSE ATTENTION.

SKATER McGEE DOES NOT REPEAT HIMSELF.

>> WHAT'D YOU SAY?

>> I SAID, "SKATER McGEE DOES NOT"--

>> HA HA HA!

>> OHH!

THE MONSTER COOKIE PINWHEEL IS WHEN YOU SKATE UP THE FRONT OF

THE LOCOMOTIVE'S COWCATCHER, 360 PUNK-BUSTER TO THE SECOND

CAR, HIT A LEMONADE HANDSTAND ON THE THIRD CAR, A WHIPPING

POST OLLIE TO THE FOURTH CAR, A DEMON STOMPER ON THE FIFTH CAR,

AND A GLEAMING THE CUBE OFF THE SIXTH CAR BEFORE DISMOUNTING

THE TRAIN.

I FAILED HIDEOUSLY, BUT IT'S NOT TOO LATE FOR YOU YOUNG

GENTLEMEN TO BECOME GODS OF SKATEBOARDING.

>> OH, YEAH!

>> MONSTER COOKIE PINWHEEL!

MONSTER COOKIE--

>> THANK YOU FOR GETTING RID OF THOSE SKATEBOARDERS.

THEY WERE RUINING OUR CEMETERY.

>> YOU'RE WELCOME, MR. MAYOR.

THEY DON'T CALL ME SKATER McGEE FOR NOTHING.

>> WHAT WILL YOU DO NOW?

>> I'M GOING ON TO THE NEXT TOWN TO KILL MORE TEENAGERS.

>> YOU'RE DOING GOD'S WORK, SKATER McGEE.

>> HEY, PAUL.

DIDN'T SEE YOU THERE.

>> HEY, FRANK.

OOH! IT'S A HELL OF A POUNDING WE'RE TAKING TODAY.

>> OH, TELL ME ABOUT IT.

GETTING OUR ASSES HANDED TO US ON A SILVER PLATTER.

>> I KNOW.

>> OOP! THERE GOES CARL.

>> OHH! HE HAD TWO KIDS, RIGHT?