Cruel Intentions 2

Sebastian, Sebastian, stop pouting.

Sorry. I'm such a dope.

You are not a dope. You're just misguided.

All the reports from your teachers say the same thing,

"Sebastian would make an exceptional student if only he would follow orders."

I can't believe you fed the school hamster an overdose of Viagra.

I was testing the reproductive system for a science experiment.

-I wanted to see how big... -Enough! Enough!

Fortunately for you, you are moving to a new town.

You will have a chance to start anew. It's time to shape up.

Speaking of shaping up, how's Mrs. Freeman doing?

I see she's lost some weight.

-She looks good. -Thank you.

I gotta tell ya, it's a really great thing

she's doing for the community, censoring books and all.

That Catcher in the Rye novel really screwed me up.

Mrs. Freeman knows what's best for young minds.

Which comes to my point.

I was wondering what you planned on doing with my file?

It's not very favorable...

And you'd prefer if I didn't forward it to your new school.

I've thought long and hard about it,

and I've decided to send it.

I mean, if you've really changed, you'll rise above your past mistakes.

How can I ever thank you, sir?

Well, you have got a plane to catch, and I have got some work to do.

So...

So, you just remember, Sebastian.

The future is what you make of it.

The future is what I make of it. The future is what I make of it.

Got it.

I'll never forget you, sir.

Yeah, yeah, right, right.

Pansy.

Ed Freeman.

What the fuck have you done to me, you fucking asshole?

What's wrong, pumpkin?

Have you seen my picture in the school yearbook?

Uh, yes, you look wonderful.

Wonderful?

I'm naked, you fucking idiot!

Fuck.

I'm the laughingstock of the community. How could you have let this happen?

You weasely little piece of shit! You'll pay for this!

Ed, I hate you!

Asshole!

Sebastian, Sebastian

Sebastian, Sebastian!

Don't think you are gonna get away with this stunt.

-So where you heading? -New York City.

-And I'm sending your file! -For you.

-Thanks. -You are finished!

Sebastian, Sebastian.

Bye-bye.

-Sebastian Valmont? -Yeah.

I'll take care of the driving, sir. Your family's expecting you.

Which apartment?

The whole building, sir.

Of course. What was I thinking?

Oh, my God!

Sebastian Valmont to see you, sir.

-Ah, good to see you again, son. -Good to see you, too, Dad.

How's your mother?

Oh, Dr. Rappaport thinks she's gonna be in rehab for the long haul.

Thanks for taking me in. You know, foster homes just aren't my thing.

Think nothing of it.

Man, you really hit the mother load this time, Pops.

Sebastian, I would like you to meet the love of my life.

This is Tiffany.

Well, it's a pleasure to finally meet you.

I see you have your father's beautiful blue eyes.

Thank you.

My, what a precious little kitty you have.

Would you like to pet her?

Some other time. Sebastian, come meet Kathryn.

I've heard so much about you. Welcome to the family.

I've always wanted a brother, but they were sold out of them at Bloomingdale's.

-Is that a real Steinway? -I wouldn't play anything else.

-May I? -Be my guest.

Kathryn is an exquisite pianist, Sebastian.

Really?

Cute.

(PLAYS FLIGHT OF THE BUMBLEBEE )

I think it needs a tuning.

Mother, Sebastian must be famished. Shouldn't we check on dinner?

I think that's a wonderful idea.

I'm so excited you'll be starting Manchester with me tomorrow. Sebastian.

It's a wonderful institution with wonderful teachers.

Wonderful.

Kathryn is president of the student body.

Let's not forget president of the French Club.

Oui.

I live for extracurricular activities.

Student body president? I thought you were a sophomore.

I am. I believe one should not be hampered in achieving one's goals

simply by the paltriness of one's years.

-You mean "dearth." -Excuse me.

Well, paltriness implies insignificance,

but really it's your lack of age that shouldn't hamper you

from achieving your goals.

Careful with those SAT words. They can be deadly.

Thank you.

Isn't Kathryn just the best, son?

-Yeah, she's a real peach, Dad. -I love you, Step daddy.

Uh...I'm a little tired from all the travel. Do you mind if I turn in?

Not at all. I know you have a big day ahead of you tomorrow.

I'll show you to your room.

Hey, you little asshole. What do you think you're doing?

-I was not...What? -You hear me? Get down there!

Do not fuck with me.

So...

he outdoes you at piano, he outdoes you at vocabulary.

I guess I overestimated you.

And don't sulk. It's a sign of weakness.

Yes, Mother.

No, everything's fine. I was just checking up on you, Mom.

Look, I promised I'd take care of you, right?

Well, I'm gonna talk to Dad and get you into a better facility.

It's the least he can do.

I love you too.

-What the... -Let's get something straight!

I may not have fooled you, but I've got a great thing going with the rentals.

I don't have a curfew, they never bother me about my homework

and I've got a five-figure allowance.

No one, and I mean no one, is about to threaten my cushy lifestyle,

especially not some two-bit hick loser.

-But... -I don't wanna hear it.

Now, as for school, you stay out of my face

and we'll get along just fine, but if you cross me once,

I'll bury your sorry ass, understood?

All right. I'm glad we could have this little discussion.

Hmm. Not bad.

-What's the matter? -This collar's too tight.

Oh, I guess you're only used to wearing mesh shirts where you come from.

More SAT vocabulary builders?

For your information, this happens to be my orientation speech.

Who are you orienting?

Please, be more stupid.

I am the student body president.

Ivy League schools eat this extracurricular crap up for supper.

You do know what an Ivy League school is?

Stop!

Gordon Anderson, looking good.

Do me a favor. Pretend you don't know me.

My God, you're beautiful.

-Excuse me? -Oh, I said you were beautiful.

Thank you.

Excuse me, but what did you mean by that remark?

-What remark? -That I'm beautiful.

-Well, aren't you? -Well, yeah.

I mean, no, no, but...

Never mind.

You're very strange.

I know.

Are you here to see the headmaster?

Yeah. I heard he's a total joke.

I wouldn't know.

The headmaster will see you now.

I must say that in all my years in education,

I have never seen a file quite like this.

A 4.0 GPA, president of several clubs.

All-star snowboarding for your county.

As well as several glowing letters from your teachers,

including your former principal.

We were very close, he and I, sir.

-Yes, it's most impressive. -Thank you.

Perhaps a little too impressive.

Thank you.

That aside, I'm sure an enterprising young man like yourself

would be a welcome addition here at Manchester.

Thank you, sir.

Come in.

You had a few grammaticals, but nothing reprehensible.

Thank you, honey.

Sebastian, I'd like you to meet my daughter, Danielle.

You're both in the same class.

You look familiar. Have we met?

No, I don't think so.

Are you sure?

Must've been someone else. Well, I'd better get going.

It was very nice meeting you, sir. Ma'am.

-Good luck, Sebastian. -Thank you, sir.

-Seems like a nice kid. Don't you think? -We'll see.

* With our alma mater we will grow

* Hail to thee

* O stars of pride

* Hail to thee

* Manchester

Be seated.

We will now hear from your new student body president,

Kathryn Merteuil.

Fellow students, faculty, administrators and custodians.

I would personally like to welcome each and every one of you

to what I think will be Manchester's proudest year.

She is such an inspiration.

I consider each and every one of you

members of my Manchester Prep family.

With that said, I feel it is our responsibility

to reach out and accept all new students

as members of...