BEEF

Hello?

Honey?

- Honey? -

How many people are in the operating room with you?

People…People?

Just… a few.

Hold on…

Did you check if her family requested the CCTV to be recording?

Did her family… CCTV? Her family?

No, they didn't.

Okay. I'll fly over right away and discuss with our Chief Counsel.

We'll blame this on a pre-existing condition. We'll be fine.

Yes, honey. I love you. I love you so much.

Cancel your remaining surgeries.

It's time to retire!

Hold on a second...

Our assistant he has something he wants to say.

Go ahead.

Hello, Chairwoman.

Thank you for all your help.

So I don't actually have anything to say, but the nurse seems to.

Uh…

Oh, yes. Hello, Chairwoman.

I think, um...

If we cancel all the remaining surgeries today...

Perhaps it might look a little suspicious...

Wait, wait! Be quiet so I can think!

Hello?

I forgot to fast.

I had a fish sandwich and cake today for breakfast. Do you think that's okay?

Totally fine. Doesn't matter.

Don't worry. I can tell you are nervous, but the surgery will go well.

In all my years of surgery...

I've never had any issues, or an unsatisfied patient, really.

Everyone says you are the best surgeon in the nation.

Oh, really? Who?

- Everyone. -

Anyway, thank you.

Okay, let's get started...

- Propofol 80. -

Please don't shave off too much.

I still want a subtle jawline...

Yes, of course.

You know, like Brad Pitt…

Okay.

Be careful.

You must be careful.

Chairwoman Park often asks me to try things first.

I went to Italy to test run a vacation before she enjoyed it.

How do I get that job?

By working 100 hours a week.

Uh, no, thank you.

So how do you want me?

How do I what now?

For the session. Shall I lie down or…

- Um, whatever. - Okay.

So, Eunice, uh, are you tense anywhere?

Do you have any chronic ailments?

Chairwoman Park's lower back issues stem from her tight hamstrings.

Okay. Yeah, we can stretch out the hammies for sure.

A little ham-jam. A little ham-a-jam-a.

Okay.

So, for any chronic tightness, we always wanna start slow.

Just say when if it's too much.

All right? I'll keep going.

Just say when.

Great.

Just say when.

Yep.

Okay.

Say when, please.

When.

I can't believe we got matching tattoos.

Let me see yours.

Oh.

It's fading a little bit.

It's still gotta be the top three best night of our lives.

Yeah.

LCD Soundsystem at the Bowl. Hot Chip opening.

- Mm. - Oh.

You cried through the entire encore.

Yeah.

- The best molly we've ever had by far. - Mmm. Oh my God. Yeah. Yeah.

How do you feel?

- I don't feel it. I don't feel it. - Don't feel it.

Should we quit our jobs next week?

We stayed up all night planning our own music festival.

Yeah.

Well, I'll tell you what.

We dodged a bullet because the festival bubble burst.

- Yeah. Mm-hmm. - Big time.

Although, you know, a lot of those acts would be cheaper to book now.

All their fans are so sort of sad and old, but they do have so much money.

I mean, it wouldn't be such a crazy idea

to convert the barn into, like, a little concert space.

We could call it, um,

the Barn.

B, B, and B. Bed, Breakfast, and Barn.

- That's actually quite clever. Yeah. - It's kind of good, right? Pretty good.

- And Troy's got all the music contacts. - Yeah.

We actually know what we're doing now.

Fuck it, let's do it.

- Really? - Yeah.

Yeah, I mean, I'll just, um…

I'll just submit a few more invoices… every week.

Are we sure it isn't too insane?

I mean, we are talking about, you know, like,

embezzlement.

Babe, we earned this.

I don't feel bad about it, honestly.

I don't.

Whoever Park replaces me with is gonna ruin the club anyway.

I mean, everyone pads their invoices. You know, I round up on mine.

Yeah. Yeah, exactly. It's just… It's rounding up.

- Oh, it's Ashley. It's Ashley. - Oh no. What does she want?

"The post office was closed by the time I got there."

Are you fucking kidding me?

Yeah. "Sorry. LOL. I'll mail out the invoices tomorrow."

- That's why I gave it to her at noon. - I know. I know, I know.

I know. Bless her though.

She really is the perfect person for this.

Yeah, she's a fucking idiot.

- Hey, babe. - Hey.

- How did it go? - Fine.

What are you feeling for dinner? I got a hankering for hummus.

- Wha… Wait. -

How'd the session go?

Did she hire you?

I don't know. I don't think it's a big deal either way.

You know, I love being a trainer.

Okay, but what did she say? How's her range of motion?

Oh, I can't fix that.

She's very stiff.

You know what? We need to get in good with Eunice.

- What? Why would we do that? -

She could get intel on how the session went.

The session went fine. There's no intel to get.

We gotta get you at the club full-time. It's the only way we won't drift apart.

I worked, like, nine whole hours yesterday.

See? I should be helping you out right now.

- What are you working on? - Those are done. I just need to mail them.

Yeah?

Ooh!

Caught a typo.

Misc. I think you meant to say mist. A little expensive for mist, no?

- I'm gonna invite her out to lunch. - Really?

She seems like a lone wolf though.

- It'll be like a welcome-to-America thing. - Mm-hmm.

I'll make a res at China Bamboo House.

Yum.

- - Ah! Do you hear that?

The foreground instruments are so much more full

at the bottom of the frequency spectrum.

It's crazy.

Mm-hmm.

You wouldn't be able to hear that on my old 18.

Yeah.

You listening? I'm gonna play it again.

Sorry. I'm just finishing this text message to Ava.

- Do you wanna take a look? - Yeah.

"Hey, Ava, darling."

"I heard about the GMs."

"No matter who gets it,

just know you can still reach out to me anytime for anything."

- Mm-hmm. Yeah. - Yeah.

'Cause I figure we want them to feel guilty but not put off.

Yeah, that's perfect.

Maybe just add you and Troy can reach out to me and Josh.

- Right, directly. - Yeah.

Yes.

And when did you send your message to Troy about music contacts?

- An hour ago. - Oh, perfect.

- Yeah. - Sending… now.

Um, should we… do it again really quick and then go to CVS?

I was thinking…

Mm-hmm?

"What if we don't get the pill?"

You mean, like… like, roll the dice?

Uh…

Yeah, I mean…

We'd always said, you know, we'd start trying again.

- Unless you disagree. - No, no, no, no. No, not at all.

I'm just, uh…

We haven't talked about it in a long time, so I'm just recalibrating.

- Yes. - Mm-hmm.

It sort of feels like the right time, doesn't it?

Yeah, no, I mean…

Let's do it.