Rabbids Invasion - Mission To Mars

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Hmm?

- -Oh?

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- - So, Mr. Nebula,

Nebulous Industries is best known for producing high-end tech.

Loving your phones.

So, why Mars? Why now?

Well, someone needs to step up and go to Mars.

We thought it should be a company with a great moral

-and environmental record, like-- -

Daphne, I ain't seen you on Sunny Love Beach

since that shark ate your--

And in order to minimize danger to human life,

we're sending… Rabbids.

I misheard you. It sounded like you said you were sending Rabbids.

That is what I said.

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Oh, I love you, Daphne. But I miss your evil twin sister, too.

Uh, I found Beardy here outside.

Hmm. This one looks different somehow.

For a minute there, I thought there were signs of intelligence.

Uh-oh.

Signs of intelligence?

I think the boss has been working too hard.

Today, we have the privilege to be shown around Nebulous HQ

by the great Frank Nebula himself,

as he prepares to launch for Mars in just two weeks' time.

Are you okay with answering some questions from our viewers?

Of course, Patrick. Fire away.

Leann in Texas asks, "Why use Rabbids? They're really stupid."

Well, Leann, I have more faith in Rabbids than most.

They're not the smartest,

but our rigorous testing will help find the best candidates for the mission.

And our Nebulous tech and our autopilot programs

can do any thinking they can't manage themselves.

The advantage is that they're practically indestructible.

They can survive the radiation on Mars without the need for full space suits.

Fred from Paris asks, "Why not robots? Rabbids are the stupidest--"

Why not robots?

Well, robots can cope with most radiation,

but not with extreme cold.

It's minus-63 degrees Centigrade on Mars.

Our robots shut down at minus-20.

Rabbids, however, could survive in Antarctica without even a scarf.

Wow. Who would have thought Rabbids could be useful?

We look forward to seeing if your training program

can turn any of them into real rabstronauts.

That's nice. Can I use that?

- - A flight simulator?

Yep. If there's a Rabbid capable of flying the ship, we'll find it.

And is there?

Probably not. But luckily we have the best autopilot system ever designed.

Please follow me.

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Hi.

Wow, he hit an ice cream truck.

And there isn't even one in the simulation.

That is one unlucky Rabbid.

Hey! Everyone!

I think this Rabbid has drawn some probability equations or whatever.

You know, with numbers.

-Not funny, John. -What?

They were there! I recognize them from the episode of Sunny Love Beach

with the evil math teacher.

Now, the question I get asked most is--

Apart from "why are you using Rabbids?"

Yes.

…is, "Is there life on Mars?"

The sad answer to that is no. Unless they all live underground.

Nevertheless, Nebulous Industries has invented a device

to send a message to any potential friends out there.

-And it's totally Rabbid-proof. -

Greetings from Earth. We come in peace.

I'm Frank Nebula, and this is a recording

of the greatest artistic and scientific achievements of humanity.

This message of peace is touch-activated.

And the built-in camera will beam images of who or whatever activates it

to this little screen right here.

- -Hmm?

Get off me!

That's our innovation room.

We can't show you in there

since it houses the next generation of our top-secret products.

But this coming out of it isn't a secret.

This device is designed to start a process called terraforming.

It uses our Nebulous technology to gently heat the Martian surface

and oxygenate the atmosphere on a microscopic level,

which eventually will allow humans to live on Mars.

And once that's happened,

we can start work building high-tech eco-cities.

Thank you, Mr. Nebula. We look forward to--

Oh, sorry about that. Do you guys want to do another take?

Hmm?

What's that you're scribbling, Scribbles?

Probability equations?

Excuse me, Scribbles. Can I have a word?

Oh, sorry.

I've been keeping an eye on you, and I think you're clever.

Next selection test beginning in five minutes.

All Rabbid handlers, please gather on the tarmac.

Come on, little one.

One for you.

John, right?

Um, hi. My name's Olivia.

Yeah, I know.

The space helmets are just for publicity shots.

They don't actually need them.

Okay. Hey, give me that back.

Why are we sending Rabbids?

A load of drunk chimps would do a better job.

I don't know.

I think we should have a bit of faith in them,

like the boss does.

Okay, let's see how they cope in zero gravity.

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Land the plane! Quick!

It's raining Rabbids. Or at least it is around Nebulous HQ today.

I mean, they didn't say nothin' 'bout it on the forecast--

Whoa. You okay, ma'am?

Are these really the only ones left?

Well, we need four, so…

The one with the helmet looks confident. That'll be our captain.

Dancy there looks sociable, at least.

And keep Cutie.

We could sell dolls with that one.

Lose Beardy and keep Scuba Boy.

I think the beardy one might surprise you, sir.

Hey! Looks like someone else has some faith in a Rabbid.

Okay, Beardy's in.

Stay focused, team. We launch in two days.

I'm so happy for you, Scribbles.

I wish I could go with you. I wonder what you're gonna find up there.

Hey! Olivia! Have you seen my phone?

- Uh, that's quite expensive. -

Wow. You've increased the magnification.

What? What are… those?

They're moving.

Is that… life… on Mars?

Mr. Nebula has got to see this.