The Oregonian

Hello!

Hello!

Help!

No!

No!

No!

Oh, oh, no!

Oh!

Oh no, no!

Oh, no!

Oh, no!

- Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, no!

Oh, no.

Oh, no!

No!

Oh, no!

Oh, God!

Help!

Help!

Help!

Oh!

Hey!

Hey!

Hey!

Hello!

Oh, my God!

Hey!

You've got to help me!

I think there's been an accident.

There's some people back there that are hurt

really, really bad!

I-- look, I don't know where I am!

I'm--

I don't--

I'm losing my mind here, I gotta-- you gotta help me!

Please?

There are some people that are hurt really badly.

Please?

Will you please just help me?

Please?

Please?

You've gotta help me!

Hello?

Hello?

Hello?

Hello?

Hello?

Hello?

Hello?

Anybody here?

I need to use a phone!

Hello?

Hello?

Goddamn it!

Where the fuck is everybody?

What the fuck?

Fuck is everybody?

Where the fuck am I?

What is this shit?

Where the fuck is everybody?

Fuck!

God fucking damn it.

I need your help, man.

-Hey, I really need to find a phone.

-Hey, man, I been in an accident.

-There are some people that were hurt really, really bad.

I gotta get some help!

I need to find a phone!

Fuck!

Ah!

I'm OK.

Too much breakfast, maybe.

Hey, uh listen, man, I

appreciate the ride, but, uh, I really need to find a

fucking phone.

I'm really lost.

And I-I can't even remember fuckin' nothin'!

And I don't even know where

you're taking me.

But I trust you realize this gun is fucking loaded.

So don't even think of trying anything.

I need a phone, man!

Why are there no people around here?

Makin' omelettes tonight.

Secret recipe, lots of cheese.

And lots of garlic.

I use lots of garlic.

Salty.

I like that.

You take two, three eggs-- no less--

little bit of milk, a little bowl.

Let them cook.

Let them cook for awhile.

Let them cook for awhile.

They're fluffy, see?

Let them cook for awhile.

Hello?

Hello?

Dial again.

Dial again.

Dial again.

Dial again.

Dial again.

Ah, fuck.

Dial again.

Goddamn it!

Shit!

Happy Birthday.

Whoo!

Herb, slow down!

Oh, shit!

Oh, shit!

Woohoo!

Slower!

Slower!

Whoo!

Son of a bitch!

Oh, damn!

Fuck!

Oh, ho, ho, no!

Oh, no!

Get back in the goddamn wheelbarrow!

You--

you fuckin' bitch!

You fuckin' skanky fuckin' bitch!

Baby, just calm down.

Just quiet down.

Shut up!

Cunt!

You fuckin' cunt!

-Baby, I don't know what I did!

You are such a fuckin' cunt!

I fuckin' loved you!

And now this pussy is like a fuckin' outhouse!

You just let--

you'll let anybody shit in it, won't you?

You just let anybody fuck and shit in it!

Where is he?

Where is he?