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Why did you do it?

I saw the mirror and then...

I just took it...

...spontaneously. - Hmm, spontaneously?!

Well, did you have any tools with you?

No, why?

Well, I mean, did you intend to commit that crime?

Uhm no, I did not intend to. How would I even intend to do that?

So, why did you take the mirror?

You know, that this is theft? - Yeah, shit.

na ja, na ja.

Well, well, well. Yes, I give the floor to the attorney, please.

Please. The attorney.

Excuse me! Do you want to have a look?

there, we're in conversation...

Yes, very good. Come over here for a second.

Have you ever seen something like this?

Do you have something like that at home?

Well then, you should give it some thought.

Always in here, always the smooth movement, like you used to it in the olden days,

on the playground.

Simply clamped into the apparat here. Spin it quickly.

That's fun. That's nice. That's an easy movement.

No chef is capable of doing this.

No chef is capable of doing this, even if he had the sharpest knife.

Young lady, may I for a second... there, we're in conversation...

okay.

Well, this is from the house of Schacher. Til now, Schacher always...

Have a look, how beautiful: until the last piece, everything is gone.

...and at the end, just eat the vegy left overs.

Sit and stay! You are supposed to sit!

I talked to Adam, he told me that you have to work.

No.

No!

Come, let's go outside in the yard.

I put a chair out.

It'll make you feel better.

What's wrong with you? Hmm?

Curly-Fry...

I... I think you should get a child.

Why? - Sorry for saying that...

...but honestly, you always worry about yourself.

That's nothing really.

Especially for women. That is bad.

Mom. - No, it's true.

You got your state examination. And you know so much.

Vivi, you can't just move into our living room.

That is nonsense.

My estrogen level is declining...

...and I don't have the need to constantly care for someone. I'm sorry.

Vivi, Dad is taking you to an island - I was just supposed to tell you.

Vivi, you are dragging us all down!

Welcome to the island in the North Sea with happiness-climate!

The whole crew of the MS Florida wishes you a relaxing holiday.

The island of your dreams says: "Moin, Moin."

Yes, I am actually reaching a stage where I put my socks on with my feet.

- Without your hands? - Without my hands.

What about your cake? Go for it.

You're picking there.

First, you want to have it and then you don't.

What are they even doing on this island?

This could be something for you. Aqua-Fitness in company.

Kitesurfing. But you have to be sporty for that...

...this isn't for you, I think. Maybe, I should try it.

Yes?

Actually, I just want to sleep for a bit, Dad.

Where is the Hotel? - Too much sleep isn't good either.

Why did you never get rid of that thing?

What thing?

Well, the thing, there... the wart. - That's a birthmark.

Nonsense! That's not a birthmark. - Yes, it is! -No!

Call it what you want. But...

...every time one looks at you, this thing stares right back.

Maybe people want to look you in the eyes and not always right at the wart.

Sorry!

You don't need to be afraid of me.

Now he's running away.

Sucker!

So, Miss Vivi!

let's see here. Just as we discussed, it's not going to hurt.

It's going to belike Ricky-tick, two, three seconds.

Now we only need the patches, the eye patches, please.

Relax, relax.

Relax, relax.

Just relax.

Voilà!

Done. Love it.

Changes are good.

Now, we only need a little patch

and then you're clear to go dancing again tonight, young lady.

I actually need to get going, sorry. But it's nice here. I'll pay outside, right?

Yeah, hello...

Now, they want to thrust a baby on to me...

I can take it.

This is Konstantin.

What did I use to say?

Smile when it's good, life isn't going to get any better than this.

Hello

Sorry.

Sorry.

I... I can fix the bed later.

I have clean towels and...

...I'll just vacuum later.

Sorry, there is dirt everywhere, huh?

I'm sorry. Bye.

I can't move in with you.

And you didn't think of that earlier?

No.

Yes, you could have!

You could have said something way earlier.

Sorry. You're risking our relationship, you know that, right?

You could have just gotten a dresser.

I just don't understand, why you can't even get a dresser.

Sorry, but I don't understand. That's the least you could have done.

I can get myself a dresser. No, you can't, otherwise you would have already done it.

Maybe, I just don't want to buy a dresser.

Oh God, what happened here?

Well, a dead pigeon fell right on my waffle.

I am deeply embarrassed. That never happened before.

Could I please have a napkin? - My god!

The pigeon is probably sick. - Don't touch it!

Let me cover it first. - Yes.

you must not take it likely

Adam.

The island of your dreams says: Bye bye and see you later."

We hope, you had a pleasant stay.

Come back later!

Bye.

Hello?

I wanted to ask, if I could maybe stay with you?

Yes.

Really? - Yes.

Okay.

My crafts group is coming any time soon.

Biene...

we talked and we decided that,...

well, that may sound a little harsh. but...

Well...

...a couple days ago, we heard about another course. Dancing with body sticks.

"Dancing with swinging body sticks"... - "Nordic Dancing".

That rotates through the entire body

Short, well, we don't have much time left.

And... No, I didn't mean it like that.

We all have some years left.

- We have to see, how we manage everything.

Would you like to join us? - Join you where?

Well, at the Nordic Dancing.

Maybe. Why not? Sounds exciting, body sticks.

And Dörte is going to lead the group...

I have something new.

Long moss!

It's great for beards, for little pelts, maybe little hair dressings...

- Biene... - Yes?

We don't want to make those figures anymore.

We said, we wanted to be sensitive.

Okay...

I didn't know that you didn't have fun here anymore. I didn't know that.

- We have been doing this for a long time now.

Yes, that's right. - Right.

Mom, what's for dinner? - Just look in the kitchen.

I already did. - Just look closer.

Well, somehow, the whole thing is a little like "Desperate Housewives".

Biene, you went to college! - What does that mean?

So, do you still want to try something with the moss today?

No. Look, they are tasteless, really.

I don't even know where to put them anymore.

I hung mine.

Good. No problem. Then... ...we'll just stop here.

We can share the moss...

and I'll strike you off from the list and then...

...maybe other people will come.

Cool. Good. - Okay. Bye.

I constantly start new things, and...

...and everyone else is already...

...done with everything.

That's okay.

I like to be herewith you. - Yes?

Really?

Crazy.

How did the coconut get here?

Where is the coconut? Where is the coconut?

Who stole the coconut?

Where is the coconut? Where is the coconut?

Who stole the coconut?

Hello Vivi?! Yes, it's Mom.

Listen, I was thinking...

maybe you should get your thyroid examined.

Yes, I had the feeling,

you're throat has gotten bigger.

Yes, that's what I wanted to tell you. Do it. Soon!

Get that checked. Or you'll end up with a goiter, just like grandma

A very big goiter.

That goes together with your sleepiness and you gaining weight.

Just do it, okay? - Ja!

Did you ever see grandma's goiter?

No, I don't think so. - Okay. I have you... Now stop!

Stop Pepe. I said stop. Listen, I have to hang up, the dog.

Give it a bone! Love you. - It's fine. Love you too.

Bye, Mom.

Hello?