Troublesome Night 3 (陰陽路之升棺發財)

Don't move!

Hands on the car, spread your legs.

Sir, what's the matter?

You're stealthy here! Are you going to steal this car?

What?

This is my car.

I have been chased after by my client.

What client do you mean?

I...

I think you must be a pimper.

What?

I am a gentleman, how come you claim me as a pimper!

You're like a pimper!

What? Am I like a pimper?

Sure!

Sir...

What are you doing?

I just want to give you my name card.

Slow down...

In fact, I am a sales manager of a funeral home,

this is my card.

Funeral home...

Funeral home?

Yes.

So, what client was chasing after you?

A client who has just died.

Are you bluffing?

Of course not! I...

What are you doing?

I just want to let you hear a song,

to make you relax.

Turn it off...

The Commissioner of Police said, music can lessen pressure.

Well, why not change a Cantonese opera for you instead?

Did our head say such thing?

Sure! Your commissioner did say that openly.

Well, it sounds nice!

If you don't have any more question, may I leave now?

Alright, drive carefully.

Thank you, sir. - You're welcome.

If you have any needs, just call me.

It's predestined to know you, isn't it?

I think we can be good friends.

That's right, I'll give you a 20% discount if necessary.

Thank you. - You're welcome.

I'll call you later.

Bye bye. - Bye bye.

Hey, you've forgotten your briefcase.

Oh, thank you.

Bye bye. Take care.

Bye bye.

Take care!

What's the matter?

Wong Pak-man is going to die.

Wong Pak-man?

The billionaire?

That's right.

Thank you.

Man, are you going to take my advantage?

In our field, we'd follow our own regulations, business in single day will go to me.

But today is... isn't the single day, see, it's 11:50 pm only.

The business will go to me.

Let's see who is more lucky.

Nurse?! - Nurse!

Don't die!

Die! Die now!

Die!

Die...

Go to hell...

Go to hell at once!

Doctor? - Doctor!

12 am, single day, huh!

Sister, come on! Don't be upset.

Don't leave me alone!

Mrs. Wong, don't be upset.

Mr. Wong died young...

What? My brother-in-law was 70 and something.

I mean...

I mean he was comparatively young to die at this age.

Have my consolation.

Who are you?

I am the sales manager of the funeral home, my name is Cheng Lik.

Well, Mr. Wong had full confidence with the future of Hong Kong,

he was a farsighted strategist in business.

Mr. Wong really is a good sample for the young people.

That's why I think Mr. Wong's

funeral should be a great one.

What do you think?

I have no idea, Bill, please take care of it.

Bear in mind that,

the funeral should be a great one.

Money isn't a problem, we need face.

Everyone in Hong Kong knows my husband.

Sure...

May I know your name?

Chan.

Mr. Chan.

Just call me uncle.

Uncle, please tell me what should be done,

I'll do it accordingly.

It's alright, I know what to do.

I am showing my customer around.

Uncle, for the paper sacrificial gifts, it's a must.

More you burn, more respect to the dead.

How much should be burnt?

Let me show you

the basic set.

It includes house, gold mine, silver mine,

Farewell pavilion and four servants.

A safe, a wardrobe, total is...

$15,000. It's rather cheap.

No way! We are rich to deserve more.

This is my duty

to introduce the cheapest set to you,

however, Mr. Wong is so rich,

he won't live a small house after his death.

So, we must burn him a big villa.

So, he shouldn't deserve a narrow bridge.

That's why we should prepare a wide bridge for him.

Sure.

Mr. Wong died, I worry that he would feel lonely.

So I will burn him two concubines.

And then, he should have a big villa to settle the concubines.

So, I will burn him two or three more houses.

And, servants should be provided.

I will burn some chefs, gardener and maids to him.

Wait, no Philippine maids, my brother-in-law doesn't know English.

Never mind,

I'll burn him some maids who know Cantonese.

Really? - Sure.

Does Mr. Wong know driving?

He had drivers.

So, drivers

and deluxe cars should be burnt too.

I have prepared electric appliances too.

Say, CD, LD,

and DVD too.

DVD? Isn't it too high-tech for the old?

A user's guide will be burnt too, of course, a Cantonese version.

You're so caring, well, how much should we spend?

Total is $175,000 only.

You'd better give us a discount, money isn't a problem,

it's the matter of face.

I know, since we are offering special discount in this month,

actually I've already given you a 40% off.

It's not expensive at all.

But you are so nice,

I'll cut the price to $170,000.

You're a man of the world.

But one very important question.

Does Mr. Wong have children?

No.

Really?

No.

Well, so no one would cry for him in his funeral.

I can't help.

Don't worry, I can hire keener for him.

Only weeping, a thousand, with tears, just two thousand.

Per head.

It's cheap! So give me two.

The funeral should have someone to cry.

Sure, I will find you a handsome one,

with no tattoo.

Really? You should find some decent looking ones.

I don't want those who look poor.

They will be as decent looking as I am.

Sister Hung, is that OK?

Of course not, the wax isn't enough.

When the body is out from the fridge, water will leak out.

If you don't put enough wax, the cosmetic will be useless.

More wax, where should you fill?

Fill those holes, got it?

Sister Hung...

May I leave earlier? I have something personal to do tonight.

Do you have a date?

No, I am going to attend the mini concert

of Beauty Chan tonight.

It's not easy to get the ticket...

Who is Beauty Chan?

She is nice looking, but she sings badly.

What did you say?

Don't be that serious.

Don't get angry, she is a new comer.

Beauty Chan is his idol.

I'll beat you, you know? - Super fan.

Mind your tongue! - I know it, I know it.

Stuff that hole too.

I'll treat you to tarts.

You're so nice!

I've done a big business.

How big?

Wong Pak-man!

Wong Pak-man? You're rich!

You can earn 3 times than normal.

Do you know who Wong Pak-man is?

It's great.

How many times I've told you?

You can earn living people's money, but don't cheat the dead.

They paid, so you should work accordingly.

You're right...