Hytte

- Hi. - Hi.

Just calling to make a plan for next week.

Okay.

Did Mira enjoy seeing her grandparents in Italy?

Yes, she did.

The removal men needed a bigger truck.

They packed and finally left this morning.

We will catch a plane to Luxembourg this weekend.

Is her room ready?

Almost.

I'm in the middle of taking the old wallpaper off.

How come you're still working on it?

You should have paid someone to do it.

I want to do it myself.

It's a big deal forMira to leave her friends behind

and move to Luxembourg.

And also, she's a bit scared to learn Luxembourgish.

Can you help her?

Yeah. Of course, I will help her.

When will the room be ready?

Next week, most likely.

[JuliSo, anything else?

What color does she want for her bedroom?

Ask her.

She's at a friend of hers, but call tomorrow afternoon.

Yes, okay.

Will you be ready to have Mira on Friday?

Yes.

Don't disappoint her again.

Yeah.

Everything's going to be fine.

What you see out here

on the right side

is straight over to the North Pole.

And I want to remind you this is the end of the road.

We are going to guide you around here in Longyearbyen.

And take you out in several different spots.

I hope you all really enjoy this special trip.

You can order something to drink on the trip...

It's your first time?

Definitely, yeah.

The first place we're going to travel...

I love it here.

Where are you from?

Uh, Luxembourg.

You know where that is?

A little bit, yeah.

But you don't hear much about Luxembourg.

- It's very small. - Here you go, sir.

Thank you.

Here you go, ma'am.

Mmm.

All right?

Yeah, cool.

- You're welcome. - Thank you.

The glazier is somewhere behind you there.

Somewhere behind you there.

The crew on board, they are from the Philippines.

They speak perfect English.

We love them, I love them, and we be good to them.

So, you pull the zipper up, like this,

and you can put your head in, like this...

- - ...so you can see.

Thank you for laughing.

Now, we will go out the fjord.

We will go south toward Isfjorden.

I just love the smell of fresh babies.

- It's like a new car, you know. -

Just want to pick them up and just smell. Yeah.

And one of the,

well, one of the best things I like about babies

is actually just changing the diapers,

the dirty diapers. It's like brown gold.

To me, it kind of just... it smells like honey.

I just want to pick them up and...

...inhale the thing.

Yeah, I-I don't see my daughter that much, so...

- But, but I love her. - Well, yeah, of course.

But I hate to be that kind of guy who just...

forces images, pictures, of their own kids on people.

I just have to show you my kids.

Let's see. Yeah, these are my two daughters.

In the garden, in the garden back home.

And this is the newest picture with my, uh, son as well.

[heavy disco music playing]

Ah, yeah, okay. Now...

Woo-hoo!

Hey!

Hey, are you okay?

I'm fine.

Are you from Luxembourg?

Do you have a smoke?

No...

Let me help you up.

It's okay, thank you.

There's blood by your ear.

I don't care.

I am going to stay in an abandoned cabin

at the end of the fjord.

I want to regain my primal instincts.

To survive with absolutely nothing.

A guy told me

that there's a crack, somewhere on the mountain.

You enter that crack.

And as you come out...

Bam!

You're an animal.

I want to be a stag.

No... really, I mean it.

Those animals have great style.

With their giant antlers.

What animal would you want to be?

No idea... a fish, maybe.

Yes, a fish.

They don't question anything.

They don't give a shit whether they're here or not.

Or why they're here.

They are free.

What would you do with your freedom as a fish?

Just live.

My little fish life.

Where are you off to?

I need to piss.

Why don't you piss here?

A fish pisses where he wants, okay?

Okay.

Then again, we are no fish.

We are just two human beings...

900 km south of the North Pole.

Do you have a name by the way?

- -

Hey!

Hey!

Are you going that direction by any chance?

- To the end of the valley. - Why?

I'm looking for a friend. He stays there in a cabin.

In a cabin over there?

Are you sure?

Can you give me a ride?

No, I'm sorry.

Okay.

Good luck!

So, have you been here for a long time?

Four days.

Do you like it here?

Uh, yeah. Yeah, really.

Today, I met...

I met a tourist who asked me if, uh,

if this was Canada the other side of the fjord.

What did you tell him?

"Yeah, this is Canada."

And so, this cabin.

You sure it's down here at the end of this valley?

I hope so,

because it's all I know about this cabin.

Sorry. Sorry.

What's wrong with these birds?

They really got you, didn't they.

Yeah!

Am I bleeding?

No, I can't see anything.

You will survive, you know?

Did you know that they will attack me?

No! How could I?

And how did you like my little performance then?

It was okay.

When you go out there again, put a stick on your head.

- Why a stick? - It works.

So they don't attack your head.

I don't care. I'm not going out there anymore.

- No? - No.

You're not a very brave man.

You're not very into nature either?

No, I'm not.

Why are you up here if you're not into nature?

Why not?

Welcome here to downtown Coles Bay.

It's an old Soviet mining settlement.

This place, as you can see,

is probably nobody been here for a little while, at least.

Um... it's been abandoned since the middle of the 60s,

but it was a Soviet town.