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So, Craze, you got the scoop on London Bridges. What do you hear?

It's more boy trouble for London Bridges.

And boy, has she had a lot of trouble with the boys.

Welcome back to Pawparazzi Snap!

Your Hollywood connection behind the scenes.

Our next guest needs no introduction.

She's had more boyfriends than Taylor Spears,

and she is hotter than a Fourth of July barbecue.

Our Pawparazzi reporter Nancy O'Dog has an exclusive interview

with London Bridges.

Thanks, Sydney.

That's right, we've got the inside scoop on London Bridges' new movie

and love life.

Hi, Nancy. Hi, Sydney.

Thank you so much for having me on the show.

Is this really happening?

I'm such a huge fan of Nancy O'Dog.

I mean, a talking dog! On TV and everything!

Lovely to have you on the show, London.

So, tell me about that boy you were dating two weeks ago,

Crimson Lakely.

Sydney! You can't expect a girl to address such things on television.

Sure we can. We do it all the time.

Oh, my.

Well, let's just say that I don't have the... hmm...

same talent off the screen that I do on the screen.

But you know, I'll always have my little Latte.

Mmm. Yeah.

-I thought you could do better anyway. -You're way too good-looking for him.

Oh! Oh, you flatter me, and I'm never one to kiss and tell.

Well, let's skip the boy-talk then. You are blowing up.

I mean, you've had quite the run so far.

I've been following you since you did

Twelve Reasons to Dump Your Not- So-Man Man,

now you're all set to do There Will Be Oil,

small-town love story.

That's quite a genre swing!

Ah! It really is.

You know, I'm just really excited to do this film.

I just...

I really care about the material and the subject matter as a whole.

Tell us, what's it about?

Please, you think she's read the script?

I do all her reading, and even I haven't read this one.

Oh, you know, I really can't say too much, but you know,

it's about life and...

working on a farm,

or something.

Wait, what? I'm not going to a farm.

Oh, wonderful. Sounds like a beautiful story.

Well, before we wrap it up, we have a very special presentation.

That's right, Sydney.

From our friends at Diamonds are Forever and the academy,

we'd like to present you this gift

in recognition of being the young rising star of the year.

Oh...

It's a necklace that shines almost as bright as you.

It's wonderful.

And did you know that your costar from There Will Be Oil,

Dame Rudy Bench, won this very same award 25 years ago?

Oh, wow.

I mean, a career is nothing without your wonderful fans.

I mean, where would any of us be without you,

the beautiful people that make all of this possible?

Wonderful, just wonderful. Thank you. It's a pleasure, my dear.

Folks, be sure to check out her upcoming film There Will Be Oil.

Let's hear it for London Bridges, everyone!

And we are off the air.

Ugh! Can you just get this thing off of me?

Bridges, that was fantastic. Thank you. I'm a huge fan!

I'll take it. Thank you.

Water!

Where's the straw?

Ugh. I am never doing one of these tabloid shows again!

Brucey, why am I doing this silly farm movie anyway?

Look, if you want to be taken more seriously as an actor,

then you'll have to do more serious work.

It's as simple as that.

Well, I am not milking any cows. Do you hear me?

Have you seen their udders?

Can I get a latte for Latte?

Well, maybe it won't be so terrible.

I'll have Latte with me, and I'll have my trailer.

Ah. Yes, about that.

I'm afraid you can't take the trailer, dear.

What?

There actually won't be any trailers on this film at all.

You wanted to do an art film. I did warn you.

Excuse me?

Oh, come now. It won't be that bad.

London, you're overreacting.

This is what you wanted.

Oh, my. Oh, my.

Bruce, you have one job, which is to make your client happy.

Do I look happy?

Look, I admit the trailer thing is not great,

but you have to understand these independent films don't have much money.

Hello! I'm a movie star.

It's a lovely little farm. I've seen photos, you'll love it.

Oh, my.

Do you know who else is not gonna have any money soon?

You.

I'll call myself and take care of it.

Look, once you fly out there, you will absolutely love it. I promise.

Can I please get a straw?

This latte has got to be cold by now.

I'm sorry, Latte. I know you only drink your latte hot. I get it.

A straw?

Can you just do something right?

Kim, maybe we should just steal TVs.

-Bigger! -Big TVs!

-They make 'em huge now! -Huge!

One second. I've really gotta get this shot.

I know, hold on. I just want it to be perfect.

I mean, it's a nice camera, right?

Yep, yep, number one special?

-Yeah, yeah, you go starboard. -All right, going in.

Oh! Hey, you lovely little girls. Have you seen page eight?

Would look adorable on you. Get one for you, too, and you, you know?

Enjoy New York, girls!

-Sure. -Wait a second. Where's my camera?

Where's my camera?

-I had a camera on me. It had everything. -Oh, my gosh.

It had, like, my money, my ID. It had everything...

All right, let's see how we did today!

Not bad. Ooh.

That camera and that case I've been dragging around.

-Is that it? -Afraid so.

Walter, I cannot do any more of this small-time stuff.

It is killing me!

Well, you never like any of my other plans.

Fifty-three dollars in quarters from an ice-cream truck

is not going to cut it, Walter.

No, no, no. I saw you steal that fudge pop, too.

I want nice things, Walter.

I'm tired of not having things.

I want a nice house and nice clothes and diamond...

What? Earrings?

-Necklace. -I don't think that's your color.

It's diamond color. That's everybody's color!

I want it.

Who is that anyway?

London Bridges? She's huge right now.

I don't read that garbage.

Whatever.

Hey, listen,

"London Bridges is set to shoot There Will Be Oil,

an independent drama about a cowgirl who's fighting for the rights

to the oil under her land before the evil oilmen get it from her.

Filming is set to start next week,

with the stars arriving over the weekend."

Does it say where?

Michigan. Uh, Grand Rapids?

When was that printed?

Monday.

-What do you think? -Oh, now you want to know what I think?

It's a diamond necklace, Walter!

All right, how about this?

London Bridges! What's next for you? How does it feel?

Oh, well, what can I say?

I mean, I just feel so rich and beautiful!

I feel like all my dreams have come true!

Let's hit the road, baby!

We'll be the paparazzi bandits!

Yeah.

Whoo!

Go! Go!

Uh, miss, if I may ask, who takes care of scheduling for y'all?

'Cause it's gotta be pretty near the 12th time

I've had to drive into town the past few days, which ain't a problem.

I'm not concerned. It ain't that far, you see.

Well, of course, you saw we just come from there.

But what I'm sayin' is--

Do you have air conditioning?

Oh, right.

Yeah. The air conditioning is broke, miss. Sorry about that.

No air conditioning?

Or, say you got 12 people coming in on a single afternoon.

Now, that makes sense, because you can't fit them all in a single pickup,

so you need to make multiple trips.

Or I guess you could seat 'em in the bed in back.

But then, what about their things?

You movie people sure do travel with a lot of luggage.

Hey, Bobby. How was the trip?

Hiya, Tom. She's just...

Oh, yeah?

How's the tractor?

I think it burned out a plug this morning.

-About time for a swap anyway. -Yeah.

-Crazy weather we're having, huh? -

You're telling me.

Hiya, miss. I'm Tom.

-Dog. -Oh.

Hello.

You must be London.

Yes.