Yamada-kun and the Seven Witches (山田くんと7人の魔女)

Listen up!

You need to stop taking your education so lightly!

What the heck is he squawkin' about now?

Just can the stupid lecture already.

Every day you're late to school

and then you leave early!

You're always getting into fights!

And to top it all off, you have the audacity

to sleep during class!

Yamada! Enough!

It's time for you to get your act together!

Excuse me.

Here's the class journal, sir.

Oh, good. Thank you, Shiraishi.

You're such a big help.

Sorry to interrupt.

See that?

You could learn a thing or two from Shiraishi!

Great moral conduct, top scores on her tests...

You would be wise to try and follow her example!

Like I'd ever wanna be that boring!

You can leave.

Come back with a better attitude!

Look, it's Yamada. He's so scary.

Whatever, he's just a wannabe delinquent.

Can you hear me now? Hello?

Man, this sucks.

I tried to go to a high school

where no one would know about my reputation.

But this place is like middle school all over again.

I shoulda known it was gonna be super lame.

Huh?

Oh, look, it's Little Miss Perfect.

Heh, heh!

Huh? What happened?

That's right, I fell down the stairs.

Wait. Hold up.

Where am I? Is this the nurse's office?

What the hell?

No!

Holy crap, the honor student chick stole my body!

What the hell is goin' on here?

Does that mean she's in my body? And if she is,

why on earth would she go to class like normal?

Is she crazy or something?

No way!

Check out Yamada! He's, like, actually studying!

I wouldn't believe it if I hadn't seen it myself!

Question.

On this one, could we substitute the answers for A and C?

Uh, yes! I don't see why not.

Then this problem's "x" becomes "a."

So open bracket x squared plus--

Just what do you think you're doing?

Come with me!

You have some serious explaining to do!

Why am I in your scrawny girlie body and why are you in mine?

No idea.

What do you mean, "no idea"?

And how are you so freaking calm right now?

We've literally switched bodies, don't you get that?

I guess, kind of.

"Kind of" is not an answer!

I can't explain why we've switched bodies.

It's very strange. However...

I have a theory on how to return to normal.

Think back.

This had to have happened

when we fell down the stairs together.

If we were to replicate that event, it's only a guess,

but it's possible we would switch back.

Were you able to understand all that?

It's okay if you don't.

Of course I understand, I'm not stupid!

Anyway... Let's just hurry up and get this over with!

It'll have to wait.

Ugh!

You see, if we go right now we'll have to faint again.

It may be fine for you, but I can't afford

to miss any more classes.

Seriously?!

So, what exactly is your brilliant plan,

just stay in each other's bodies forever?

That's not what I'm suggesting.

As if I'd really wanna have this odd thing

between my legs forever.

My thing's not odd!

Let's wait until after school.

What?

Listen.

We're in this mess because you tripped

and fell down the stairs. I'm sure you can manage

for a few hours.

Uh, hey, it's not like I fell on purpose!

Man, this whole thing royally sucks!

What I am even supposed to do

while stuck in this dumb body all day?

Hold up, this is a golden opportunity!

Oopsies!

Uh...

Oh! Yeah!

Uh, h-hi, Shiraishi! How are you feeling today?

You look a little more pale than usual!

Do you need any assistance, my lady?

Ew, gross!

Crap! What should I do?

Thanks, guys, but I'm super great!

Oh, golly, I'm late for class!

Well, that was weird,

I wonder what's going on with her?

This blows, I just wanna

go back to normal already.

Aha!

So this is where you've been hiding.

What are you doing lying in the grass, silly?

We've been looking for you!

Oh, sorry. It's Sasaki, right?

You're so funny!

Come on, I brought you lunch today!

Let's eat together!

Uh--

Guess I gotta play along.

Of course!

That's, like, super nice and stuff!

Thank you for the food!

Since I'm in her body, it should be okay

for me to eat her lunch, right?

Whoa, holy crap!

This is the lunch of an honors student?

This is delicious!

Oh, yeah. I was wondering.

Could I copy some of your notes from class?

Uh, sure.

Ah--

Huh, what the hell?

Why does she have all this awful stuff

written in her notebook?

On second thought,

I'll pass on the notes.

Now I get it.

Problem?

So that's how it is.

Man, I didn't know chicks

could be so frickin' cut throat y'know?

I think it'd be best

if we went back to normal right away.

What? Why?

I'm sorry, It was unfair of me

to make you endure such a horrible experience.

Nuh uh. We'll wait to change back until after school,

like we said before.

Remember?

You told me you don't wanna skip class, so we'll wait.

Also,

I promise you this: once we're back to normal,

I'll make sure those girls never bother you again!

Mind your own business!

I never asked you to rescue me or anything!

If you get involved, you'll only make the situation worse!

Stay out of it, I can handle this myself.

What were you talking to that thug, Yamada about?

Nothing much.

Anyway, I've got stuff to do, so I'll see you around.

Go ahead and whine to that hopeless loser all you want.

It's not like having a delinquent on your side

will actually help.

Huh?

We both know what'll happen if he touches me.

He'll be kicked out of this school so fast

it'll make his head spin, and then you'll be left

to fend for yourself.

Oh, well, is that a fact?

Hey. What do you think you're doing?

Wait, don't tell me--

Are you actually planning on fighting back?

No way!

You wouldn't dare do anything to tarnish your perfect record!

If I stop just short, then it'll give her

one hell of a good scare.

And she'll learn to play nice real quick!

What on earth is going on here?

Wait, what?

You idiot! Why'd you get in my way?

That hurt! I can't believe you hit me!

Shut it!

I only misjudged the distance because