Troublesome Night 4

What’s wrong?

Are you okay?

Thank you.

I had a nightmare.

I saw someone running after me in my dream.

Then, a car was about to run me over.

Maybe, the wedding arrangement drives you nervous.

Take a rest. Come on.

Look at the lovers.

They are like the couple in the film "Titanic", so romantic!

You jump, I jump!

Shut your poisoned lips!

Why do you quote that tragedy while we are taking a plane?

Why not?.

That's a ship.

You'd say something about airplane.

An airplane crashed against people's houses in Taiwan months ago.

Many people died.

Why?

Why?

The plane once carried some dead bodies.

What kind of bodies?

Few months ago, there was an accident in Osaka Airport.

That plane carried dead bodies who died in that crash.

Sir, please don't say such thing on the plane please.

Thank you for your co-operation.

Let's go back to Titanic, it's romantic.

Okay.

We don't want to hear this.

She is one of our tour-mates.

This is either.

My name is Leonardo.

Dicaprio.

Driver.

I am a driver.

You could never let me link you up with that movie star.

You just can't discover our similarities right now.

My I know your name please?

My name is U2.

My name is K2.

You have cute names.

You are cute too.

Sure I am.

Well, drop in our place if you have time.

We are working in the China City Club.

Come to us, we'll give you a discount.

Please be seated.

How much flight time is left?

About 10 minutes.

I am sorry, I have to go to toilet.

You are really smart.

I am sorry.

It doesn't matter, my friend is really nice.

I am sorry.

No problem.

Mr. Wong, will I be promoted after this trip.

It depends on how you behave in these days.

Sure I will behave well , especially in bed.

It's weird.

Get back your luggage, we are going to the Custom Office now.

Excuse me, my friend is in the toilet.

My friend is in the toilet too.

It's not a carnival, is it?

Only men need to piss, huh?

Never mind, I'll wait for them, you'd better leave first, I'll wait.

Let's go. - Go...

What's this?

It's a vase.

Please open it.

Mr. Wong, nice to meet you here.

This is K2, team 8 of China City Club.

Do you remember me?

How are you?

How are you, where are you going to?

I come for business.

Why haven't you come to have fun in my club?

I have been busy.

What's wrong with this guy. He stays there for a long time.

Look at him! He seems to be a smuggler.

I think he is a drugs trafficker.

You come with me, and take your belongings.

Sir.

Welcome to this 7 days tour in the Philippines.

There are 70 million people living here.

With three million Chinese.

What is the proportion between men and women?

The proportion is 1 to 7.

It's great.

But, it's a complicated matter about their sex behaviour.

So. Number isn't an important problem.

English is the official language.

But usually they speak Philippine language.

That is the language we usually here locally.

Say, I am "Maganda".

It's very easy to understand that, it means beauty.

Remember this word.

This will be useful.

We are maganda too.

This is a Catholic country

Churches are found everywhere.

So, isn't whoring prohibited in this country?

Whoring? You mean whoring?

Miss, would you please don't interrupt?

Isn't it prohibited?

Don't worry, guns and whores are commonly found here.

Do you know what this is?

I don't know.

No, I am not a drug dealer.

This is the ashes of human bone

No, ...no drugs?

I said, this is the ashes of human bone.

Thank you, sir... sorry...

You should have paper for importing such kind of thing.

Sorry! My Company asked me to carry this, I don't know...

That's your problem.

You will be fined for this.

Sure.

Pal, that's why you asked me to bring it.

This is an urn, not an ashtray.

Luckily I've got death certificate and related papers.

Otherwise I will be in deep shit.

I'm getting married soon, I can't want it to bring me bad luck.

That's why I need your help, I am sorry.

I've asked someone to pick you up.

I've been long waiting.

I wonder! Has he gone for he didn't see me?

Please go to Trades Hotel to stay a night.

I will ask him to pick you up tomorrow.

Alright, let's talk about it tomorrow.

Tomorrow.

Enjoy you staying here, sir.

Thank you.

Thank you.

This is a big bed.

Did you see anything?

Did you see what I've just seen?

It's horrible.

Don't be afraid, it's gone...

Come back again.

No, but one more is coming.

Dear tour-mates,

We will wait for another tour-mate, then we'll go to dinner.

You are the guy who got trouble in the custom this afternoon.

Pal, were you beaten?

It's just a misunderstanding.

Be careful.

What's your name?

Alan.

Are you living here?

Yes.

Have my recommendation.

If you are bored in Hong Kong.

You can go to China City Club.

My name is U2.

K2, come here quickly.

This is my partner, K2. Hi.

We are nice.

Remember, China City Club.

China City.

Team number 8.

Alright.

May I help you, sir?

I want a room.

Check out please.

Two thousand Peso please.

Quick.

Hurry up!

Thank you, Sir.

I've found no beauty here.

Mr. Wong, are you living here?

I've checked out.

Let's go.

Don't you feel good to live here?

It's good, but I want to find a better one.

Really? - Yes.

Are you kidding?

I think, let's take a group picture.

It's a good idea.

Come here! Come!

Your key , sir.

Thank you.

Come on, look at here.

Hey!

Hey man! - Me!

Yes, I mean you of course.

Come and help! Take a group picture for us.

Come on! Hurry up.

Come on, let's take picture!

Come on, ready.

One two three.

Thank you.

This is mine, pal.

Alan, see you in Hong Kong.

I am sorry.

Your shoelace.

Thank you.

You're welcome.

Thank you.

You say thank you again?

Thank you.