My Girlfriend is a Gumiho (내 여자친구는 구미호)

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Dae Woong!

Dae Woong!

Woong!

Dae Woong!

Oh, right, right.

Oh, oh yeah.

Oh, what? I can't hear you very well.

Oh, ahhhh.

Dae Woong.

Oh geez.

Oh, you came?

Didn't you see me earlier?

I kept calling your name. Didn't you hear me?

I didn't see you.

I was on the phone.

Ahh, that must be.

Unless you wanted to die, you wouldn't have pretended not to see or hear me, right?

Of course not.

I want to live.

Let's go. I found something really amazing.

This is my girlfriend.

My incredibly beautiful girlfriend that makes all the other guys jealous.

Hurry up.

What is it this time? Where are we going?

Today is really a special day.

What kind of day?

Woong, at this restaurant, they just caught a cow.

Today, I want to eat a freshly-caught cow.

Beef again?

You can't!

Mi Oh, I really have no money.

It can't be beef today.

It can't?

Then, I'm going to want to eat you.

How tasty.

This isn't just talk.

Fox, fox, what are you doing?

I'm eating.

What dish?

A Dae Woong dish.

Is it dead or alive?

It's alive!

Dae Woong, I gotta eat a cow, so I don't eat you up!

My girlfriend, who wants to eat me up, is a gumiho.

Episode 1

Am I cool?

You're cool, totally cool!

Put me down quickly. It hurts.

Ah, okay! Let him down, let him down!

Ow!

Hey, I must totally be an action god!

The wire can't follow my movements.

When you just glance at it, doesn't it look like I'm flying?

Um, yeah.

Is the ice cream good? Should I order some chicken too?

Yeah, sure.

But, just 'cause we put it on the internet,

do you think you can become a UCC* star?

What if,

instead, you do some martial arts dance, and Star King! How about being on Star King?

That's for the general public.

I'm going to debut as a celebrity soon and that wouldn't be good for my image.

That's true.

Let's do it one more time.

Oh, Noona!

Are you at school now? I'll be right there.

Just count to a hundred.

I gotta go.

Hey.

Noona.

Dae Woong.

Moonlight Swordsman

Then, you're going to audition for this movie too?

I got to the final cut.

They say with the number of candidates, the odds are like 150 to 1.

But I think the actual competition looks more like 2 or 3 guys.

That's great!

I'm so proud of you, little Dae Woong.

You won't be able to just touch me when I'm famous.

So, do it all you want while you can.

Here. Touch the face, and smack me in the shoulder.

Shall I hug you once too?

I'm already so awe-stricken that I don't think I could hug you.

I'm really going to be so famous that you'll be awe-stricken.

Wait and see. It'll happen.

I'm done preparing for the audition.

Analyzing this script, I can totally see the character's state.

The subject of a man's professed love.

My heart is hot.

...is hot. Aw, hot! Aw hot!

Isn't your audition in 4 days?

- Is it okay if your hair is all kinky? - Ah, I didn't think of that.

I better get the neutralizer applied right away.

Dae Woong.

But, are the perms really free here because this is your grandfather's building?

Well, basically it's taken as part of the rent.

You can eat at and enjoy all the shops in the building if you drop Dae Woong's name.

I'm going to have to be close friends with you.

Ay...

3 of us.

Oh! Oh!

Grandpa!

You punk.

I heard you came to get free hair styling again.

And you even brought your friends.

Ay, Grandfather, what do you mean free?

I was going to pay. I have money.

Money?

That money wouldn't be the tuition money I gave you, would it?

Uh, tuition?

The school called letting me know that I hadn't paid the tuition.

What did you do with the tuition money I gave you?

Ah, I put it in the account and forgot all about it.

As soon as my hair is done, I'll go and pay it immediately.

Where do you think you're going?

I heard you bought a motorcycle with that money.

Your aunt told me everything.

Where have you hidden the motorcycle?

Okay, all right, I'll hand over the motorcycle. I will. I will.

Let's go then.

Just a second, just a second, Grandpa. I gotta neutralize.

My hair. If I leave it like this, it will get kinky.

Kinky? Forget kinky? I just want to shave it all off, you punk.

Okay. I get it, so please just let go. Who says I'm not going?

Let me just neutralize my hair first.

Seriously, if this gets totally kinky, are you going to take responsibility?

Yes, Grandfather, please let him put on the neutralizer.

If it gets too late, he will get completely kinky.

Go and put on that neutralizer or fertilizer or whatever it is, you punk.

Okay.

Cha Dae Woong!

Aye, what about my hair?

I'll have to find a salon.

5572, 5572! Please pull over.

5572! 5572, please pull over to the side of the road!

Please just ticket me quickly.

I have to get my hair taken care of before I can wear a helmet.

- You'll have to come with me to the station. - Excuse me?

- The motorcycle has been reported missing. - Excuse me?!

I've had this a week...

I won't try to run away. Just let me go to a salon.

Or find me some neutralizer.

A lot of time has already passed!

I'm going to be movie star. I have an important audition.

If my hair gets totally kinky, I'll sue the government for damages!

Dae Woong.

Aunt!

Let's go out. Your grandfather is waiting for you.

Grandpa?

First, go and get your hair unrolled.

Father, you've gone too far this time.

How could you have your one and only grandson jailed for theft of a motorcycle?

Still, I let him off easy and released him because he's my grandson.

I tried hard to talk him out of it, but he insisted on acting school, so I sent him.

But, what? He spends his tuition money on a motorcycle?!

You're the one who felt sorry for him losing both parents so young, so you spoiled him.

You...

Just wait and see.

This time, I'm going to really set my mind to it,

and make a human out of my grandson.

Grandpa, I'm sorry...

I'm sorry.

It's all been prepared.

Let's go.

What?

Spartan Academy?

- Why would I go there? - Get locked up and study.

Then go back to college.

Grandfather! I can't.

I have an audition in a few days!

Think of it as enlisting and study.

Come up to Seoul as soon as possible.

You have no choice.

I'm not going.

Aunt, stop the car. There's no way I'm going.

- Step on it. - Aunt, don't step on it!

Cha Dae Woong!

Live locked up until you become a real person!

Please come here.

Now this is a painting where a gumiho,

who struggled to be a human for hundreds of years, is trapped.

And the Three Gods Grandmother next to her...

She has a lot of virtues.

As you know, she pairs up all men and women and she sends us the babies!

That's the very famous Three Gods Grandmother.

And that gumiho is a fox spirit followed and obeyed the Three Gods Grandmother.

You said she's a gumiho but it doesn't have any tails!

Originally, she had all nine tails.

But she was incredibly pretty!

That was the problem.

That gumiho came down to the world of humans and wanted to live as a human.

But her unearthly beauty became a problem.

- Lady! - Miss!

The civil servants who needed to study stopped their writing.

Lady, please tell me your name.

And the farmers who needed to farm stopped their planting.

And the merchants who needed to sell stopped working.

They were all bewitched by the gumiho and could do nothing at all.

The women couldn't bear to see the men like that and went to the Three Gods Grandmother.