Family Guy

Family Guy is filmed before a live studio audience.

That's Carol,

Lois' sister who was married to Mayor West,

- but now he's dead. (WHOOPS) I love you, Carol!

We're glad you could come over for dinner tonight, Carol.

Thank you for having me.

I've been having such a hard time since Adam passed away.

Aw... (WHOOPS)

I want to squeeze your butt and then take your pants down

and look at your butt!

We still can't believe he's gone.

He was such a great mayor, and a great uncle to the kids.

Wait, Uncle Adam is dead?

Yeesh. How many people has this show killed?

- Yeah, we're all gonna miss... Hey, don't touch me, man!

I'm leaving. I know-I know what I did. I'm leaving.

Yeah, we're all gonna miss Mayor West.

You know what'll make you feel better, Aunt Carol?

Doing an Indian guy.

Meg, stop eating with the serving spoon.

Nah.

I just wish there was some way we could honor

Adam's memory here in town.

You know what we should do?

We should rename the high school for Mayor West.

What, you mean change it from James Woods High?

Yeah. James Woods is an embarrassment to Quahog.

He's a political troll and a maniac on Twitter.

I think that's a great idea, Brian.

You should meet with Principal Shepherd

and suggest it.

Awesome. And while you do that,

I'll make a special video dedication reminding people

of how great Mayor West was.

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So, you'd like to rename the school?

Yes. To Adam West High.

Well, you're a talking dog... you probably know what you're doing.

Let's do it.

- (CROWD GASPS OVER SPEAKERPHONE) - Damn it!

The only thing that's left to do now

is for you to pay the normal $1,000 principal meeting fee.

What?! Wait a minute.

Do you have a gambling problem?

Me? I don't have a gambling problem.

Points! Just score points!

- I don't care who. - (KNOCKING)

Principal Shepherd, someone named Eddie Payups

is here to see you.

Tell him I need one minute.

Anyway, great idea. We'll have a ceremony

to change the name of the school this week.

What's the score of that game right now?

It's, uh, 85-75.

Ugh! Not enough.

Wow, we did it.

We changed the name of the school.

Well, you know, it was the right thing to do, Brian.

Like when I had to give bad news to that improv team.

I called you here to tell you that you're all 45 years old.

Go home and be with your children.

Thank you, everybody, for coming today

as we honor one of Quahog's finest citizens,

Mayor Adam West.

We will start today's ceremony

with the traditional 21-cat launcher salute

to honor our wacky but beloved mayor.

Ready! Aim!

Meow!

Beautiful. Now, to unveil our new sign,

we've invited HGTV's Chip and Joanna Gaines,

who are here to prove that their show didn't ruin their marriage.

All right, Quahog, are you ready to see your new sign?

Yeah! - (WHOOPING)

Oh, a-are we going that way?

I don't know, Joanna. What direction are we going?

Uh-oh.

Thank you. Uh, please, uh, stick around

for refreshments and snacks in the gymnasium.

Go, go, Principal Coffee Breath!

Looking for someone?

I like this episode.

- Brian, wait. - Oh, hey, Carol.

Do you need me to walk you to your car

in case the studio audience guy shows up?

No, he killed himself in my downstairs shower.

Oh, good. That's good.

I just wanted to thank you for what you did today for Adam.

He was a great man.

You know, I see a lot of him in you.

Oh, no. Are we gonna kiss?

- We're gonna kiss, aren't we? - I came here to say

that what you did was very honorable.

It showed real leadership,

and I think you should be the next mayor of Quahog.

Ah, damn it!

Oh, I couldn't do that.

I don't know anything about politics.

Although crazier things have happened.

Harry Truman didn't have any experience.

Of course he did. He was vice president,

and before that, a United States senator.

Oh, word?

Brian, is this gonna be a politics episode?

I-I think it might be.

No one likes those.

So, Carol was just going on and on about how I should be mayor.

And it's got me thinking, it is an interesting idea.

- You think I should do it? - Absolutely not.

- I mean, if not me, who? - Anyone.

- If not now, when? - Never.

- You know, why not me? - A million reasons.

I mean, who do you want in there,

- some career politician? - Yes.

- What are they gonna do? - Govern.

Thanks, Stewie. Your support means a lot.

- You don't have it. - You know what? I'm gonna do it.

Guys, I have an announcement.

- I'm gonna run for mayor. - That's a terrible idea.

You idiot, Brian. Meg, fart on Brian.

I can't. I don't have one in the chamber.

The one time I give you a chance, you're not ready.

Chris, tag him for Meg.

See that kid? He's a gamer.

Great job, Chris. Now, go hit the showers.

Meg, you miss 100% of the farts you don't take.

That kid's going places. He's going all the way.

If only they knew.

That's my boy!

Welcome back, Quahog. And now it's time

for a new segment on our show called "On the Same Sofa,"

in which a guest and I have a conversation

while sitting on the same sofa.

My guest tonight is mayoral candidate Brian Griffin.

- Thank you for coming, Brian. - Pleasure, Tom.

And thank you for allowing me up on the furniture.

- I don't always get to do that. - Oh, word?

Now, I understand you're running unopposed.

That gives you a bit of an advantage, doesn't it?

Well, Tom, I welcome a challenger.

Not the one that exploded, but, um...

That's probably gonna get me in trouble right there.

Good thing I'm running unopposed.

Well, we've now reached the middle of the interview,

where I ask the guest, "How's the sofa so far?"

So, Brian, how's the sofa so far?

So far, so-so.

I see. Sophie?

So far we've got a so-so sofa.

Great. Okay, Tom, we go live in three,

- two... - What? None of that aired?

It's all right, we can recreate it.

And you're on.

So, Brian, I understand you like eating your own poop.

What's that about?

Argh. Turn that off.

I can't believe we're gonna have a dog for mayor.

We're gonna be the laughingstock of the whole country.

Even Sean Hannity's talking about us.

He's a weird-looking guy.

- Put up a picture of Sean Hannity. - Can we do that?

Yeah, Tosh does it all the time. Put it up.

Yeah, he does look weird.

Yeah. Who does he look like?

I'm seeing Mr. Doubtfire.

High-sodium Superman?

He looks like an angry face drawn on a thumb.

The richest guy at Rite Aid?

Or the mayor who won't close

the beaches in Jaws.

Wreck-It Ralph at a job interview.

You know that's a guy

who's roughly led his wife out of parties by the elbow.

A guy whose ice cream parlor just went broke.

He looks like a handsome Weeble.

Or a hot Frankenstein.

Yeah, but either way, he's that Little League coach