What's Happening!!

I'M TELLIN' YOU, MAN, IT'S GONNA BE A NIGHT IN PARADISE.

HEY, AND BETTY'S FOLKS ARE OUT OF TOWN,

SO YOU KNOW IT'S GONNA BE THE PARTY OF THE YEAR.

HEY, SHIRLEY, SHIRLEY! THIS SODA AIN'T SWEET ENOUGH.

OH?

YEAH, IT IS.

HEY, SHIRLEY, YOU COMIN' TO BETTY'S PARTY?

YEAH, I THINK SO.

YOU WANT ME TO GET YOU A LIFT?

ALL RIGHT.

GOOD. THERE'LL BE A TOW TRUCK IN FRONT OF YOUR HOUSE 00.

OH, MAN!

HEY, DWAYNE,

DIANE STEWART JUST WALKED IN.

YEAH? SO WHAT?

SO, AREN'T YOU GONNA INVITE HER TO THE PARTY?

NO, I'M NOT GONNA INVITE HER TO THE PARTY.

WHY SHOULD I INVITE DIANE STEWART TO ANY PARTY?

BECAUSE EVERYBODY KNOWS HOW CRAZY YOU ARE ABOUT HER.

I AM NOT CRAZY ABOUT HER.

HEY, DWAYNE.

HEY, DWAYNE!

YOU'RE DWAYNE, STUPID!

I'M DWAYNE, STUPID.

OH, DWAYNE!

OH, MAN, AM I DUMB!

AM I DUMB?

NOW, IF ROGER NEEDS ME, THE NUMBER'S RIGHT HERE BY THE TELEPHONE.

NOW, DEE, I WANT YOU TO MIND YOUR BROTHER.

IT'S BAD ENOUGH HE HAS TO MISS THAT PARTY.

AND HE DOESN'T NEED ANY TROUBLE FROM YOU.

YES, MAMA.

AND STAY OUT OF THAT PEANUT BUTTER JAR.

YOUR TONGUE'S GONNA STICK TO THE ROOF OF YOUR MOUTH AND NEVER COME DOWN.

HI, EVERYBODY.

HELLO, ROGER.

WHAT IS THAT SMELL?

THAT'S MY NEW COLOGNE, BRAVE BULL.

HE'D HAVE TO BE BRAVE TO WALK AROUND SMELLING LIKE THAT.

OH, COME ON, MAMA, HOW DO I LOOK?

ROGER, DEAR, THERE'S SOMETHIN' I HAVE TO TELL YOU.

OK, BUT COULD YOU HURRY UP? 'CAUSE I DON'T WANT TO BE LATE FOR THE PARTY.

CAN I GO IN MY ROOM, MAMA?

WELL, OF COURSE, HONEY. GOOD.

BECAUSE EVEN THOUGH WE FIGHT, I LIKE ROGER.

AND I DON'T WANT TO BE HERE WHEN YOU TELL HIM

HE HAS TO BABYSIT AND CAN'T GO TO THE PARTY.

BABYSIT?

UH-HUH.

AND CAN'T GO TO THE PARTY!

OH, MAMA, I--I--I CAN'T STAY IN TONIGHT! ANY NIGHT BUT TONIGHT.

OH, DARLIN', I KNOW HOW YOU FEEL.

BUT I HAVE TO GO TO WORK TONIGHT. WE NEED THE MONEY.

NOW, PLEASE, BEAR WITH ME AND JUST DO AS YOU'RE TOLD.

YEAH, ROGER, JUST DO AS YOU ARE TOLD.

SH-SHUT UP BEFORE I BEAT YOUR BEHIND!

NOW BE QUIET, ROGER.

YEAH, BE QUIET, ROGER.

SHUT UP, BEFORE I BEAT YOUR BEHIND.

I'LL BE HOME ABOUT MIDNIGHT.

AND IF YOU NEED ME FOR ANYTHING,

MRS. HUTTON'S NUMBER IS RIGHT HERE BY THE PHONE.

AND REMEMBER, ROGER,

NO MORE PEANUT BUTTER FOR HER. NOW YOU HEAR?

YES, MA'AM. ALL RIGHT.

'BYE, MAMA. 'BYE, HONEY.

'BYE, MAMA. 'BYE, DOLL.

GEE, RAJ,

I SURE AM SORRY YOU HAVE TO MISS THAT REALLY WONDERFUL PARTY.

AND ALL THAT FUN YOU'RE NOT GONNA HAVE.

WHO SAID I'M GONNA MISS THE PARTY?

WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

I'LL FIGURE OUT SOMETHIN'.

YOU HEARD WHAT MAMA SAID, YOU CAN'T LEAVE THIS HOUSE.

IF YOU DO, I'M GONNA RUN AWAY.

AND MAMA'LL COME HOME AND FIND ME GONE,

AND GET HYSTERICAL,

AND CALL THE POLICE AND HAVE YOU SENT TO JAIL FOR LIFE OR LONGER.

THEN THEY'LL DO MY LIFE STORY ON T.V.,

AND CECILY TYSON WILL PLAY ME AS AN OLD CHILD.

GET OUT OF MY FACE!

HEY, RAJ, HOW YOU DOIN'?

HEY, RAJ, WHAT'S HAPPENIN'?

SMELLS LIKE IT ALREADY HAPPENED.

YOU WEARIN' BRAVE BULL? SO AM I.

WELL, HOW COME IT SMELLS DIFFERENT ON YOU THAN IT DOES ON ME?

YOU PROBABLY TOOK A SHOWER FIRST!

LET'S GET GOIN'.

HEY, WHAT'S THE MATTER?

I CAN'T GO.

WHAT?

I CAN'T GO!

WHY NOT?

MY MAMA HAD TO WORK TONIGHT, SO I GOT TO BRATSIT!

WHY DIDN'T YOUR MAMA HIRE A BABYSITTER?

NOW, WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU, RERUN?

MY MAMA CAN'T AFFORD TO HIRE HELP. SHE IS HELP.

HEY, RAJ, MAYBE YOU CAN HIRE A BABYSITTER. YOU GOT ANY MONEY?

HEY, YEAH, THAT'S A GREAT IDEA.

MAYBE, ALL TOGETHER, WE GOT ENOUGH FOR A BABYSITTER.

I GOT A DOLLAR.

GOOD.

NOW WHO CAN WE GET FOR A DOLLAR?

HUH?

ALL RIGHT, YOU GUYS GO AHEAD,

AND--NO SENSE IN ALL OF US BEIN' LATE FOR THE PARTY--

AND I'LL MEET YOU THERE, OK?

OK.

OH, RAJ, YOU'RE GONNA BE IN BIG TROUBLE.

MAMA TOLD YOU NOT TO GO TO THAT PARTY!

NOW, ALL MAMA SAID WAS TO LOOK AFTER YOU, DEE.

AND GETTIN' MILLIE TO BABYSIT COVERS THAT.

SO YOU WON'T CARE IF I CALL MAMA AND TELL HER.

OH, NOW...

NOW, WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO DO THAT?

BECAUSE YOU WON'T GIVE ME A QUARTER NOT TO.

HERE.

HI, MILLIE, COME ON IN.

BRAVE BULL.

THAT REALLY TURNS ME ON.

THANK YOU.

HELLO, DEE, DARLIN'.

HELLO.

WELL, MILLIE, I HAVE TO RUN.

SO DO YOU WANT ME TO PAY YOU NOW OR WHEN I GET BACK?

I WOULDN'T THINK OF TAKING YOUR MONEY

FOR LOOKING AFTER THIS LITTLE ANGEL.

NOW, YOU GO ON AND HAVE A GOOD TIME.

DON'T YOU WORRY ABOUT US.

OK. 'BYE, MILLIE.

'BYE.

WELL, DEE, WE CERTAINLY ARE GONNA HAVE SOME FUN.

WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO?

I'D LIKE TO HAVE SOME PEANUT BUTTER.

OK, GO RIGHT AHEAD.

IF YOU SAY SO.

THEN I'LL JUST MAKE MYSELF COMFORTABLE HERE,

AND WHEN YOU COME BACK,

I'LL TELL YOU ONE OF YOUR FAVORITE STORIES.

OR MAYBE, I'LL TELL YOU ONE OF MINE.

ONCE UPON A TIME...

MILLIE?

HI, MAMA.

DEE, WHAT IS MILLIE DOING HERE?

MAKIN' ME EAT PEANUT BUTTER.

AND WHERE IS YOUR BROTHER?

HE GAVE ME A QUARTER NOT TO TELL YOU...

THAT HE WENT TO THE PARTY.

SO ROGER WENT TO THE PARTY

AND LEFT SLEEPING BEAUTY HERE TO BABYSIT, HUH?

UH-HUH. HOW COME YOU'RE HOME?

WELL, I CAME BACK TO GET YOU SO ROGER COULD GO TO THE PARTY.

WELL, COME ON, GO WITH ME.

I'LL DEAL WITH HIM LATER.

OH, DOES THIS MEAN I HAVE TO GIVE HIM BACK HIS QUARTER?

OH, OF COURSE NOT, HONEY.

SAVE IT FOR A GET-WELL CARD FOR YOUR BROTHER'S BEHIND.

HMM, BABYSITTING INDEED.

AND THEY LIVED HAPPILY EVER AFTER.

STOP IT.

STOP WHAT?

BLOWIN' IN MY EAR.

I'M NOT BLOWIN' IN YOUR EAR.

OH, YEAH?

WELL, WHO IS BLOWIN' IN MY EAR?

YOUR BRAVE BULL?

HA, YOU RECOGNIZE IT, HUH?

I HAVE A NOSE FOR BULL.

CHECK THAT SIDE, MAN, AND TELL ME IF EVERYBODY'S DANCIN'.

YEAH, LOOK LIKE EVERYONE'S DANCIN'.

THEN NOW THE TIME IS RIGHT FOR ME TO MAKE MY MOVE.

WITH WHO?

THE CAKE.

HEY, THAT'S MY KIND OF MUSIC. HOLD THIS.

GREAT, RERUN!

RIGHT ON.

HEY, DWAYNE, HOW COME YOU'RE NOT MAKIN' TIME?

OH, MAN, I FEEL WEIRD.

ALL THE GIRLS HERE ARE SO MUCH OLDER THAN I AM.

HEY, GO TO THE BATHROOM, PUT ON SOME OF MR. WILSON'S COLOGNE,

THEN, AT LEAST, YOU'LL SMELL OLDER.

OK.

MAN, THIS PARTY IS A DRAG...

HEY, MAN, GET IT STARTED, DO SOMETHING.

ALL RIGHT, EVERYBODY!

NOW'S THE TIME FOR SOME QUIET LOVE MUSIC.

BETTY, YOU PUT ON A RECORD, AND I'LL PUT OUT A LIGHT.

HEY, WHAT'RE YOU DOIN'?

WELL, IF YOU'RE ASKING, THEN I PROBABLY AIN'T DOIN' IT.

CUT THAT OUT!

IS THAT YOU, RERUN?

HEY, RAJ, WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU?

I'M SORRY, MAN.

I THOUGHT YOU WERE THE FLETCHER SISTERS.