Mengfei Comes Across (Meng Fei Jia Dao / 萌妃驾到

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Mengfei Comes Across

Your Majesty, you treat me so well..

I want to be your forever be your sweetheart.

Your Majesty, you treat me so well..

I want to be your kite forever.

Your Highness, please enjoy.

No matter what, it seems that being a favored concubine means death.

I don't want to end up like them, to live freely but to die at random.

So..

The only choice I have is..

to not gain favor.

Yan'er

I've set two goals for myself.

Every morning I must remind myself

One, don't go seeking for attention

but do go seeking for longevity.

What do you think?

Isn't your mistress smart?

Hey, I'm talking to you.

Mistress,

This servant has something to say but I'm not sure if I should say it or not.

Say it.

The Empress Dowager went to Puruo Temple to pray to the Buddha

for the well-being and prosperity of her citizens.

Right now it's the best time for those demons to cause chaos within the harem.

You're sure that you're not going to participate in the wave?

Participate in the wave?

Picking up the waves to attract the emperor! .

You must let him know of your existence!

What a coincidence!

Noble Consort Ru will also know of my existence.

Do you know how terrifying the tricks up her sleeves are?

Before you even get the chance to start, she would already have you sprawled on the sand.

Let me tell you

Ever since I've read the Pampered Consort and the Bold Wives of the Overlord,

the love here and there. Where would you escape these famous novels.

I have decided

to avoid being favored.

Avoid being favored?

Avoiding Favor is an Area of Knowledge – Episode 1

Everyone knows that the largest society today is in the imperial palace.

In this society, there are both civil and military officials struggling for power.

There's the imperial harem's life or death struggle.

If you want to live,

Other than having wealth, authority, and connections,

one must also make allies.

We are

the four small dragons of the palace.

White Dragon!

Green Dragon!

Black Dragon!

Wu Qi Long!

Did you think these were my allies?

All of these aren't unique enough.

This is my friend circle!

This is Consort Yan.

She travelled a long distance to enter the harem in order to avoid her junior sister.

Out of nowhere she was struck by lightning but she didn't die.

Everyone calls her the cursed consort.

Who called for me?

Who is it! Who's there!

Now let's look at Imperial Concubine Qu.

Pure white skin with beautiful features.

There hasn't even been a single day where the emperor pampered her since she entered the palace.

She's gotten the cold shoulder.

She could only use food to endure her sadness.

Hello..

I'm Imperial Concubine Qu. I just arrived not long ago and I got the cold shoulder from the emperor.

16 years old and I live in the Youthful Courtyard.

Noble Lady Xiao.

Her love Shen Shang disappeared on the battlefield.

They've even talked about marriage!

Alive she can't see his person, dead she can't find his corpse.

Noble Lady Xiao can't let go.

She's still waiting for him right now!

She just can't walk away from it.

This is my friend circle, my allies!

I thought this would be enough to avoid the emperor.

Your Majesty.

Teacher.

Your Majesty,

It's time to flip a card.

I say.. this..

Imperial Censor Bu never gives me any face.

His daughter is Bu Meng, right?

Answering Your Majesty,

His daughter is Bu Meng.

I pick her then.

Sister Chunping, Sister Yan'er!

Sister Yan'er, Sister Yan'er!

What is it Fuxi?

Are you being chased by a ghost?

No, that's not it.

Your Mistress..

got picked by his majesty!

My teacher is on his way over here.

I hurried over here first

to give you guys the good news

so you guys could make preparations!

Oh my god.. I have to go serve the emperor?

My death date has come so sudden..

Finally this day has come~

No one can bully our miss anymore~

Quickly go and prepare~

I'll go find my mistress!

I'll go find my mistress too!

Mistress! Mistress!

His Majesty flipped your card! Mistress!

Mistress, Mistress!

This is great news!

His Majesty finally flipped your card!

Mistress?

Oh no! Oh no!

Bad news!

Oh no! Fuxi! Oh no!

Sister Yan'er,

What happened?

My mistress disappeared!

What? What should we do?

What can we do?

Fuxi.

Teacher..

Where is Consort Meng?

Consort Meng disappeared!

But..

This..

A living and breathing person just disappeared like that?

How is that even possible?

Go find her!

I say, why the hell are you guys being so noisy? Is gold falling out of the sky?

Consort Yan! My mistress is missing!

Where could Consort Meng have gone?

Could she have run into trouble?

Yes or no?

If it's anything like I predicted,

she's in low spirits again, acting as if she's dead.

Mistress! It's my mistress!

Mistress? It's her mistress?

She's become posessed?!

Consort Meng fell into a manure pit!

Oh god.. you're too stinky..

When I was on the toilet,

I heard that his majesty picked me to serve him. I got too excited..

and I lost my balance!

I'll go wash it right now, I should still be able to make it!

I say..

This old servant has lived for so long..

but this scene.. this is the first time I've seen it.

I didn't want this to happen!

All of my good qualities have fallen into dust! What should I do now?!

Eunuch!

Wait for me.

I won't let this chance get away!

I'll go wash this off right now!

I say.. no matter how much you wash.. you're still a stinky egg.

Nope.. this definitely won't work.

Sister Meng. Eunuch Wu.

Why don't.. you let me go?

Do you see this?

This is called fighting for favor, trampling over eachother.

A couple days ago, you were affectionately calling eachother sisters.. Now you want to go running to the emperor?

You're even more excited than a jumping donkey.

This eunuch thinks..

anyone in the Spring Courtyard is still okay.. right?

Eunuch Wu, you could choose me!

Eunuch Wu..

Since Sister Meng can't go

then no matter who you choose it's just a replacement isn't it! Just choose me!

You see, the emperor is kind and honest.

And I have so many talents!

I will surely make his majesty happy!

By that time, his majesty won't even worry about something like this..

Am I right?

Yes yes, right!

Then tonight will be.. Qu..

Imperial Concubine Qu!

Ah yes, right right, Imperial Concubine Qu!

Hey Eunuch Wu!

It's been decided then?! Oh my god, I'm so smart!

Eunuch! Eunuch Wu! You can't treat me like this!

Give me some time to wash it off!

You can stop acting now.

You still have the audacity to talk about me

I thought we established we'll stay alone for the rest of our lives.

Why were you raising you volunteering? Betraying that now?

I volunteered not because I wanted to fight for favor.

Me, a cursed consort, even being 3 meters away from the emperor is alarming.

I can't stand that smug look on Imperial Concubine Qu's face so I had to give her some trouble.

Really? You're not just trying to fool me?

Oh please!

I'm a woman that's determined to be the king of inventions.

You actually don't believe me?

Oh my head hurts..

The blowing wind of the night is just too cold..

but what's even more painful is the lack of trust from my good sister..

Chunping, quickly help me back to my room to rest.

Yes, Mistress. Let's go.

Oh my brain..

Mistress, let me help you wash up..