Legally Blonde

- Hi. - Hi.

- Hi! - Hey!

- Did you get the card? - Yeah

And five, and four, and three.

- All right. - Yeah!

- Hi! - Hey girls, sign!

- Oh my God! - Yeah!

- Elle's gonna love it. - Thanks.

- Hi. - Thank you.

I love that restaurant!

I heard Madonna went into labor there.

Oh, gosh, I have to go shopping.

Okay, I'll see you tonight.

Okay, bye.

Bruiser, what's this?

Ah, good luck tonight.

Elle and Warner forever.

That's so cute.

Oh, my gosh, you guys are so sweet.

But I'm not positive it's gonna happen tonight.

Hello!

He just had lunch with his grandmother.

You know he got the rock.

Why else would she have flown in from Newport?

It's not like she'd FedEx a six-carat diamond.

Do you really think?

I can't believe you're getting engaged!

Oh, my gosh.

You guys have to help me pick out the perfect outfit.

Come on. - Totally.

I think you should go with the red.

It's the color of confidence.

I don't understand why you're completely

disregarding your signature color?

He's proposing.

I can't look like I would on any other date.

This is the date.

The night I'll always remember.

I wanna look special.

Bridal.

But not like I expect anything.

There's nothing I love more than a dumb blonde

with Daddy's plastic.

You know how he gets excited when he...

Did you see this one?

We just got it in yesterday.

Oh!

Is this low-viscosity rayon?

Uh, yes, of course.

With a half-loop top stitching on the hem?

Absolutely, it's one of a kind.

Hm.

It's impossible to use a half-loop top stitching

on low-viscosity rayon.

It would snag the fabric.

And you didn't just get it in.

I saw it in a June Vogue a year ago.

So if you're trying to sell it to me for full price,

you picked the wrong girl.

Ow.

Girls, this is it.

In a few hours,

I'll be the future Mrs. Warner Huntington III.

Hello.

Wow.

You look so beautiful.

So do you.

Let's get out of here.

Okay.

It must be strange having such perfect eyes.

God, you're so wonderful.

Elle, thank you.

Oh.

Here's to us.

To us.

Ah. - Mm!

- Elle. - Yes?

One of the reasons I wanted to come here tonight

was to discuss our future.

And I am fully amenable to that discussion.

Good.

Well, you know how we've been having

all kinds of fun lately?

Yeah.

Well, Harvard is gonna be different.

Law school is a completely different world,

and I need to be serious.

Of course.

I mean, my family expects a lot from me.

Right.

- I expect a lot from me. - Hm-mm.

I plan on running for office some day.

And I fully support that, Warner.

You know that, right?

- Absolutely. - Okay.

But the thing is,

if I'm gonna be a senator by the time I'm 30,

I need to stop dicking around.

Oh, Warner, I completely agree.

Well, that's why I think it's time for us,

Elle, Pooh Bear.

Yes?

- I do. - I think we should break up.

What?

Well, I've been thinking about it,

and I think it's the right thing to do.

You're breaking up with me?

I thought you were proposing.

Proposing?

Elle!

If I'm gonna be a senator,

well, I need to marry a Jackie, not a Marilyn.

So you're breaking up with me

because I'm too blonde?

No, that's not entirely true.

Then what?

My boobs are too big?

Your boobs are fine.

So when you said you would always love me,

you were just dicking around?

Elle, I, I do love you, I, uh.

I just can't marry you.

You have no idea the pressure that I am under.

My family has five generations of senators.

My brother's in the top three at Yale Law,

and he just got engaged to a Vanderbilt, for Christ's sake!

Bad salad.

Sweetie, Pooh Bear?

It's not like I have a choice here, sweetheart.

Okay, you get the car.

I'll get the check.

I won't be having salad.

Come on, let me take you home.

No.

Elle, believe me, I never expected to do this.

But I think it's the right thing.

How can it be the right thing

when we're not together?

Well, I have to think of my future

and what my family expects of me.

So you're breaking up with me

because you're afraid your family won't like me?

Everybody likes me.

Well, East Coast people are different.

What, just because I'm not a Vanderbilt,

suddenly I'm white trash?

I grew up in Bel Air, Warner,

across the street from Aaron Spelling.

I think most people would agree

that's a lot better than some stinky old Vanderbilt.

I told you, I need someone serious.