Rush Hour - First Season

When the FBI sent me here two years ago

the Quantou were growing in strength.

Now you're crippling them financially.

Sorry. Family squabble?

The usual.

You know he hates it when you use English, Kim.

That's why I'm doing it.

'If she wanted a change of pace'

you could put her on that museum team.

'Your brother's assigning officers to escort'

a collection of terracotta soldier statues

to Los Angeles for a museum tour.

Who wants to go to Los Angeles?

hey, what's going on, man?

Como estas, man, how you been?

Good talk, Carlos. So where's the merchandise?

I'm ready to do some shopping.

'Here we go.'

here's the gun I told you about.

Woo, this is nice.

Is this from the future?

Did you get these off a storm trooper?

Bang! Aah! Scared your ass.

You were scared, you were scared.

Don't even act like you wasn't. Let's talk money.

Easy, easy, I got this.

I got this, chill out.

What's goin' on, gentlemen?

You know what, we're actually okay.

Y'all can go on 'bout your business.

Get on the ground.

Don't shoot, I'm a cop.

Put it down, put it down, right now, get him.

'Cuff him.'

Carlos! Shut it down.

Shut it down and step outside.

'Carlos, I'm not playing with you.'

- 'what?' - What, don't let me.

Shut it down before i put a bullet in your ass.

'You shoot me, we both die.'

look down!

get some of this.

- 'Like that?' - Shut up.

'Now, you like it.'

that's the most fun I've had in years, I love it.

So, you think it's funny? You think it's real funny?

You think it's a..

Oh, man, my leg! Aa-a-ah!

Adios, amigo!

Oh!

That's right.

Crazy weather we have. It's rainin' black people.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, whatever.

Keep that.

- No! - Okay.

So, how do you wanna do this?

Would you like to go first?

I realize that report looks bad..

I'll go first.

You crashed a helicopter into the home

of an la city councilman.

Captain, I had it under control

until those patrol cops got in my way.

It's always someone else's fault, isn't it?

Is that why you insist on working alone?

Alright, Carter... I honestly don't know

how many times I have let you talk your way

out of something like this.

I've definitely lost count myself.

I-i don't know how i could save you this time.

- Even if I wanted to. - Captain, come on.

You're on a desk until further notice.

Welcome to Los Angeles.

Have we arrived late?

I was told we would load the trucks

'then call for police escort.'

you're all Asian.

Chinese, actually!

A ransom demand of 200 million us dollars

was made for the return of the statues.

If the FBI does not make quick progress

I will send you to Los Angeles to facilitate the payment.

Seriously, you couldn't find a black gi Joe?

This is a brown mark on a white guy.

Now, that's just lazy.

Hey, didi! Did you see this?

A bunch of gunmen killed six Chinese cops

steal some old statues, put the dead cops

back in the plane and torched the thing.

Carter, why are you reading the airport case file

when you are not allowed to go anywhere near a case?

- I like to read. - Yeah, right.

Also, see those two very, very white guys?

I guarantee they're here about this.

And I bet they came to ask for my help.

Oh, Carter? A word.

No way.

If you like, you could watch me as I walk away.

- Huh? - I'll pass.

Admit it, you miss being my partner.

Carter, this is agent Murray and agent weiss.

- They're here regarding... - The airport heist.

I'm way ahead of you, already read the reports.

The crime took place on us soil so we're not

obligated to include the Chinese in our investigation.

But as a courtesy, the bureau is allowing

a detective from Hong Kong to... Consult.

We don't have time to look after a Chinese cop.

- But you do. - Okay, I'm gonna stop you.

'Cause it almost sounds like you're asking me to babysit.

I hope you hate it.

Hey, man, I'm supposed to be meeting

some Chinese cop from Hong Kong.

- I'm Carter. - Carter?

- Detective Carter. - Carter.

Do you just love my name or do you not understand

a word I'm saying?

It's not right that they stuck you with that clown.

Thanks, man.

Was talking to the Chinese guy.

I hate that guy.

Come on.

Come on.

'Can't believe I have to babysit some dude'

'that doesn't speak English.'

'i got a plan, I'm gonna solve this case'

get back on Cole's good side.

Carter, you are gonna get your butt fired.

Hey, Lee, it's a good plan, right?

He didn't answer, but I can tell he think it's a good plan.

Alright, I gotta make a stop.

Okay, you just wait in the car.

Hey, no, hey, just stay.

No, go-y!

Thanks for listening.

Check y'all out.

Guns on the table, drinking forties

just hanging out perpetuating negative stereotypes.

Let's not.

What the hell you want, Carter?

- Let's go talk. - I ain't goin' nowhere.

Or I could arrest you and all your friends

for the drugs on the table and we could go talk

down at the station.

Good for you.

Makin' a smart decision before I had to knock

your ugly behind out in front of your friends.

- What's up, cuz? Hey! - What's up.

Look at you, man, looking like a hobby with a gun.

Uh, you looking like a black ninja turtle.

- Man, how grandma doing? - Oh, you know she good.

Oh, besides the thing on her foot.

I saw that, that's nasty. Is that.. Did I feel a new gun?

Did you?

Yeah.

- Yeah! - Ooh, nice.