South Park

Okay, guys, it's November,

and who can tell me what that means?!

Yes, Francis?

It's time for the Special Ed Science Fair!

‐Yea! ‐Science fair!

That's right! The Science Fair is this weekend,

and I know you are all very excited to show

the projects you've been working on!

‐Yea! ‐All right!

Science Fair!

This week, we'll be hearing

all about your projects,

and first up we have

Nathan and Mimallah.

For our science fair project,

we will be showing the destructive force

of nature by simulating a volcano!

‐Ooooh! ‐Ooooh!

With vinegar and baking soda,

we will make this papier‐mâché volcano explode!

‐Aaah! ‐

With the power and fury of Mount Kilauea!

Our science fair project is sure to be a blast.

Get it? A blast.

All right, what do you guys think of Nathan

and Mimallah's project idea?

‐Yay! ‐Yay!

We've done it, Mimsey.

We're gonna win the science fair for sure.

And then every chick in this school

is gonna want to have sex with us.

Oh, gee, boss, I don't know about sex with no chicken.

Not those chicks, numbskull.

I'm talking about bitches.

You know what girls like? They like winners.

And when we win the science fair,

we're gonna be up to our ears in pussy.

Is it just me, or are things around here

getting worse and worse?

It's definitely not just you.

I think everyone's is shock that Heidi went back to Cartman.

What keeps driving her back to him?

It's so weird.

And she's so...

Mean and angry these days.

People change. They say you become

more and more like the person you're with,

and I guess it's true with Heidi.

Hey guys, wassup?

Hey, Heidi.

What are you guys talking about?

Nothing.

Bullcrap, you're all

talking about me again!

'Cause you're judgmental bitches.

Eh.

Heidi...

Are you okay?

It's just... You look...

I look what?

You know, you just look ‐‐

What, I look fat?

Is that what you wanna say, Wendy?

you, bitch.

She's just concerned, Heidi.

Meh, myeh, meh, meh, meh, Heidi.

I'm just trying to enjoy my lunch here.

Can I do it without you guys shitting all over me?

All right good, Timmy.

Test 42‐A is successful!

Let's move on to the next phase.

Well, hello, gentlemen.

Oh, hey, fellas. We're doing great.

Timmy!

Thought we'd stop by to see how

your science fair project was going.

I thought we was comin' to rub their faces

in how good our science fair project was, boss!

Shut up, Mimsey!

So, what are you guys working on?

Oh, it's fantastic.

This year, Tim‐Tim and I

are doing our project on water bears!

Ohh, water bears.

You hear that Mimsey?

Like there's any such thing as water bears.

That blue Science Fair Ribbon is as good as ours.

Well, we gotta get back to our lava volcano.

Good luck finding your water bears.

Oh, would you like to see them?

Wha? What are you talking about?

Timmy and I have gathered thousands of water bears.

Take a look into the microscope.

Water bears are water‐dwelling, eight legged micro‐animals.

Timmy! They are one of nature's

most resilient animals.

Studies have shown they can survive lava

and even the vacuum of space.

What ‐‐ How ‐‐

where the did you learn about these things?

Where all good scientists learn from ‐‐ Octonauts.

Octonauts!

Some scientists believe the study of water bears

is key to human survival.

Aw, gee, that sounds a lot better than

a lava volcano, huh, boss?

Well not really,

because a science fair is supposed to be an experiment.

I fail to see what the experiment is here.

Oh, that's easy! You see, for the past several weeks,

Tim‐Tim and me have been training the water bears

to respond to different sound waves.

We've found that they respond best to Taylor Swift.

Take a look!

We still have some training to do,

but we're excited about the results.

I have to admit your lava volcano is pretty great, too!

Maybe we could tie for first place.

Come in.

You wanted to see me, Mr. Mackey?

Oh, yes, Heidi! Uh,

we just wanted to see if you have transportation

to the Special Ed Science Fair this weekend or if you wanted us

to set something up for you.

What?

Uh, Saturday is the science fair,

and you're the judge for the competition.

Judge a special needs science fair?!

Ugh, no, thanks.

Well, Heidi is there a problem

with you being the judge this weekend?

Uh, yeah, it's Saturday, and I don't wanna be at skewl.

But you're always the judge of the Special Ed Science Fair

because you're our best science student.

So, now I'm gonna be punished by being forced to judge

a bunch of handicapped kids?!

But ‐‐ M'kay. You see the problem is that

you volunteered last month, Heidi.

You said you wanted to do it, M'kay.

Well, how can you expect students to commit

to things a month in advance?

I don't even know what I want for dinner tonight!

Look, the kids have worked really hard

and have done some amazing projects.

You're gonna force me to come to skew on a Saturday?!

Heidi...

Is everything all right?

Oh, what are you gonna call me fat now, too?

It just so happens I'm a vegan!

Which means it's difficult for me to get enough protein

so my body doesn't burn fat, it burns muscle,

which makes it look like I'm fat, but I'm actually

way healthier than any of you!

Heidi, you're judging the Special Ed Science Fair

this weekend.

Aw, God damn it!

Mimsey! Come on!

Okay, Nathan!

Shhhhh! Shut the up!

Gee, we could get in a lot a trouble.

Y‐you sure we should mess with Jimmy and Timmy's

science fair project?

Mimsey, do you know what Jimmy is?

He's a cockblocker.

Arr, what's a cockblocker?

Every time I come up a way to score with the ladies,

there's Jimmy trying to one‐up me.

This science fair is supposed to finally make us

successful enough to get chicks.

Aw, gee, I don't know if we should use

our position of power to exploit women.

I'm not letting those assholes win the science fair.

That's why I say...

The only good water bears are dead water bears.

Let's go!

This is bullcrap!

How can they force me to be the science fair judge?!

Now I know how it feels to be a slave!

It's... not exactly like being a slave, Heidi.

Yes, it is! Am I being paid to judge the science fair?

No!

Do I have a choice? No.

Ooh, yes, massa!

Lemme judge that science fair for ya, sir!

God, will you stop?

Theresa, don't get all aggro on me because you're pissed off

you're family lives in a trailer.

My family doesn't live in a trailer.

We live in a tiny home! My parents downsized

to make a smaller footprint on the environment.

That's what I said ‐‐ your family lives in a trailer.

There's lots of progressive people living in tiny homes.

There's five others on our block!

Right. That's called a trailer park.

I don't live in a trailer park!

Just don't even respond to her.

Just ignore her.

I'll try, but she's such a bitch.