Adult Behavior (Vuxna människor)

-You've been married how long? -Almost three years.

-But we've been... -Together for eight years.

Since the summer of '91.

She's kind of good-looking. Almost sexy.

Cut it out, Frank! This is your therapist.

-And no kids? -No, our place is so small.

-We've waited-- -You can't raise kids in a shoebox!

No...

-I just became a lawyer. -Frank is up for partner at the firm.

Maybe.

I'm an entrepreneur. I have my own shop. Kids will have to wait.

Maybe I should marry her instead. No, Nenne and I are happy.

I wonder if she's horny. She looks a little horny.

Sorry to interrupt. May I ask you a question, Frank?

Would you like to sleep with me?

As a part of your marriage counseling.

I think the best thing for you two is if you could do me right now.

-Unless Nenne objects? -No, no.

-Listen to her, it might be good. -Yes...

It doesn't mean that you are cheating.

-Is that what you thought? -Yes!

You're doing this for you both to improve your relationship.

Frank?

Why do you think you're in a rut?

I don't know. I guess I lack imagination.

"ANY SECOND NOW, THEY WILL SEE I'M A FRAUD"

-I understand you want to know. -Yes!

The proceedings went well. You will receive damages of 1.3 million.

Unbelievable! How did you swing that?

I saw their weakness.

I knew this would go our way!

-The board will give you a bonus. -He smells like cheese.

After we get our money, that is!

He can't help it, of course, but he really does smell like cheese.

...feels good to finish...

It's probably physical.

Where do you live, little rat in your hat...

Stop it, Frank!

You're supposed to think about you and Nenne being happy.

We're going to have a wonderful life together.

This is the big room. It is...

-The tiled stoves work perfectly. -Oh, they do?

And over here, we have the kitchen.

-Did you get a prospectus? -Have all renovations been done?

-Why are they selling? -I think they're getting divorced.

-Why do you think that? -Just a feeling. And the place...

three huge rooms. They must be loaded to afford that.

But they weren't happy. I bet they stopped sleeping together.

-What about the birth control pills? -You know, people still hope...

It was impossible to imagine the two of them having sex.

-He's probably gay. -No.

It's more common than you think.

People think they're happily married for 30 years,

then the husband introduces his boyfriend one day.

Not this guy. He's not the type. Big, hairy-- a real stud.

She's tiny and miserable. Maybe he's abusive.

-No! -Well, something was up.

She looked like she was ill. So many creams in the bathroom.

-They must be getting a divorce. -Maybe they're just moving.

But what if it's cancer?

-Hi! -How do you do?

It's her!

I-- don't start! She doesn't wanna sleep with you, Frank!

No, I could never...

But if someone held a gun to my head and told me to do it...

then I would have to do it. An opportunity I wouldn't miss.

What is this? Am I having these thoughts?

That's just...

-I'd like to file a complaint. -I was just kidding.

Yes?

Frank was thinking about touching my boobs!

-What? I can't make a joke? -Frank!

Bitch, it was just-- never mind.

I'm meeting with a client. I'll be back in an hour.

-All right. -The moist in her voice...

I'm leaving for lunch. I'll be back at 1 p.m.

-The Backmans were pleased? -Very.

Damn good job!

To be honest, I didn't think you could handle it.

No. Well, that's nice.

-Thanks so much. -Yes.

-Bye for now. -Bye.

Is he going the same way? I'll just pretend I didn't notice.

What should I do now?

I'll pick up speed.

No. Slow down, you old fart!

I shouldn't have juice with my breakfast. It upsets my stomach.

It leaves a sour taste in my mouth.

I wonder what she has for breakfast.

Probably oatmeal. She looks wholesome.

Oh, what do I know? She might spend all her days--

no, there I go again!

No, I didn't. I almost did, but I didn't.

I just thought about what she had for breakfast.

-You almost made partner... -So sad.

But we heard what you were thinking on the subway.

You wanted to sleep with someone who ate oatmeal.

-Is this true? -No, it's not. It doesn't matter.

I don't do those things anymore. I'm starting a new life.

I'm never going to think about sex and stuff Nenne doesn't like.

I'm going to get a grip and act like an adult.

I will be a fantastic husband

who surprises her with a wonderful dinner on a weeknight.

I will stop doing immature things, like lying...

stop being prejudiced against gays,

and stop saying I saw famous women naked.

-Frank. -It's me. What are you doing?

-Just fixing dinner. -I'm at Mom's, so I'll eat here.

I'm spending the night, too. She seems lonely.

She mixed up her medicine with Morty's.

I was just going-- what? Is the dog on medication?

God, yes. Three times a day. You didn't know?

Did Sonja take the dog's medicine?

Just one dose. It's not going to kill her.

It's worse for Morty. He's been given Rohypnol and a diuretic.

What medicine does the dog take?

Something for his shedding and asthma.

He's like a passive smoker after ten years with Mom.

Call and order Prime Double Master.

The phone number is 0200-388-666.

This is a popular product-- Prime Dildo Harness.

It's an exclusive harness...

This is sick! Why not exhibit something people will understand?

This is a provocation, Frank. This is about their own divorce.

-More than 50 percent of marriages fail. -Yes?

They tell it like it is.

-It's sick. -Because you're afraid.

Seriously. It's sick.

They want to provoke you.

So they are getting divorced on my account? I understand.

They love each other, but let's get divorced to provoke Frank.

-Why provoke me of all people? -Why are you even provoked?

You and your crazy family!

I'm not provoked.

No, this was so bad. It was such a failure.

Maybe she has higher standards than you.

-She's got-- -You don't know what you're saying.

What is she doing? Nothing! She's oppressed!

People in general are destroying morality.

People give up and get divorces.

You have to fight to be happy. Don't you think?

I think people give up too easily.

Markus! People give up too easily!

I don't agree. Too many fight on when they should give up.

Give up? What are you talking about?

-They should walk away. -Stop, Markus! Give up?

I just say it like it is. I would never get married.

It wouldn't even occur to me to try and be faithful to one woman.

It's absurd! It goes against what it means to be a man!

It's absolutely fine if you love the woman.

Do you know how many beautiful women there are?

-I'm only talking about Stockholm! -Stop it, Markus.

It's absurd. You can be sarcastic if you want,

but I will keep fighting for my and Nenne's happiness.

I thought you were happy.

I mean, happier. What did I say?

Give me some candy!

-Women just want two things. -What?

It's not love. It's more...

They want to feel prioritized, that they are important.

But it's only at certain times

you should focus on her and make it all about her.

Okay. And?

And they want sex in unexpected places.

-No! -Yes!

The more unexpected, the more surprising, the better.

-What do you mean, sex? -That's what they want.

-Do they? -Yes!

But what kind of unexpected places? Where?

Anywhere! The kitchen, the shed, the forest, the elevator.

-Not here! -Let's have sex!

No, the elevator? Why would they want that?

It's the same thing. They want to feel like they're important.

"He wants me here even though it's crazy

and people might show up and I might get sawdust in my ass!"

That applies to the art chicks you know, making love in art studios.

I mean the average woman.

Ordinary women like Nenne

would want separate bedrooms if you tried anything in an elevator!

I know exactly what women want.

-I'd like to buy flowers. -Perhaps some roses?

-No... -We also have...

This will spice things up. Surprise them with flowers out of the blue.

We'll take these.

A four-bedroom on Odengatan...

I read that men think about sex 30 times a day.

There's no time to think about anything else.

No, it was just for corporations.

Apparently, it has something to do with reproduction.

If there's war, those who are left will have to have a lot of sex.

To save humankind.

Are we better prepared for war if you think about sex a lot?

No...

but after!

If almost all men die in a war, that is a good thing.

Frank only has his legal proceedings on his mind.

-Wednesdays aren't good. -Nothing?

No, there aren't good ads on Wednesdays.

Georg wants to live in Old Town. Not Östermalm.

Old Town is so expensive. A two-bedroom is three million.