Edo Moiselle: Reiwa de Koi, Itashinsu (江戸モアゼル～令和で恋、いたしんす。～)

Megumi!

Daisuke!

- We're closed. - Huh?

The Cafe is closed.

Please pay your bill.

Those two were both insane.

The man lingered around for five hours over a cup of coffee.

And the woman came after closing time.

If you want to flirt, do it on a deserted island far away from the Honshuu island!

I heard an economist has calculated the probability of a night you meeting your destined one

would be 0.0000034%

which is almost zero.

There are no such things as destined encounters in this world, though.

Whoa!

What is that?

Eh!?

I must be getting extremely tired.

I just have a stupid hallucination.

It was all that annoying couple's fault.

I wish they went to a deserted island,

and got into a fistfight over the last of the water and beat each other up.

Welcome back, Shun.

Who the hell is that woman?

She seemed to have lost and happened to be in front of our house.

It was already late, so I invited her to come in for tea.

Oh, if you like it, please enjoy.

This one's good, give it a try!

Wait! Wait! Wait!

There's been a lot of vicious events lately.

And I don't think we can let a stranger get into our home.

If you get a good look at her, she's not normal at all.

I smell something fishy.

It's such an honor to have a hottie do something fishy to you!

Uncle!

She has got Date-hyogo, a long Kiseru, and even a Dounuki.

Dounuki: top-quality Kimono Kiseru: tobacco pipe

Date-hyogo: female hairstyle starting from the Keicho period​, often worn by courtesans

Oiran: a highly-educated courtesan that has skills in the traditional arts, having a degree of choice in which customers they took and run their own businesses

I don't think I've ever seen such an impressive Oiran costume before!

Wake up, Hisano!

Yo! That's what I call an Edomania!

Hisano who is a history buff and very interested in the Edo Period (Edomania)

That's good, my daughter knows her stuff.

May I know your name, Ms. Oiran?

Cuculus Poliocephalus: a bird; frequently praised for its song

If you don't sing, I'll sing for you like a Cuculus Poliocephalus.

One of the hundred talented blooming flowers in Yoshiwara.

Yoshiwara: Edo’s most famous and popular licensed red-light district in early 1617 It wasn’t just the sex trade, the area soon became popular with artists, musicians and performers looking to challenge the boundaries of creativity and, as a result, popular fashion, culture and kabuki (a traditional and elaborate form of dance-based drama)

I'm Senka from Suzu Hachi House.

No way! I'm getting a whiff of something bad.

Suzu Hachi: brothel's name

Suzu Hachi House?

Let me introduce myself, I'm the owner of this house, Takehiko.

I'm currently looking for a lover.

And this is my daughter, Hisano.

And this freeloader is一

I got it! Hisano, get up!

It's Reiwa! It's Reiwa!

Hey, hey! Shunsuke, hey!

It's Reiwa, right!? It's Reiwa, you know!

Don't you think it's too risky to deal with her?

- Oh, maybe she's a new kind of con woman. - That's too new, right?

We might be forced to buy some lucky charms or prayer beads after this.

If it can improve our luck, just don't dither to buy it!

Are you two really insane?

Enough! I'll kick her ass out to keep the peace in this house.

I'm sorry, but could you please ...

She's asleep.

Wake up, please.

I was about to ask her to stay for the night, though.

She's already come into this house, so let her stay. Hisano, let's get her a futon.

W-wait a minute!

We can't let her stay. We'll have her leave right now.

Are we really going to kick this woman out at this hour?

- Even so, she's still a stranger. - Asshole!

Ugh! That's not a word you'd say to your cousin.

What would you do if she was a robber?

Where could you find such a conspicuous prominent robber?

Right here, right?

Hey! Hey! Hey!

We don't even have any assets that can be robbed, right?

Yeah.

But but ...

I'm sorry, may I ask you to leave now?

Hey, do you hear me?

Her perfume is way too strong.

Nao ...

What are you saying?

Nao ...

I couldn't sleep at all.

I never thought that just having a stranger under the same roof would turn me out like this.

Do I have the mentality of a lifelong eighth grader?

I'm going to the library to look up some information.

I'm going to the library to look up some information Hoshino

Information?

I'm going to catch my dreams Takehiko

I'm going to catch my dreams.

Like hell! You just wanted to play pachinko!

Pachinko: mechanical gambling game superficially resembling pinball

What is that?

Oh God, it's moving strangely. Is it an animal?

Why is it attacking me?

No!

That's frightening.

Ah no!

What kind of place is this?

- Isn't it geisha? - Maybe they're filming a drama.

- May I take a picture? - Wow, it looks so real, doesn't it? It looks real.

Please stop it, what's wrong with these people?

Why are you guys pointing those wooden tags at me?

Wooden tag: lucky charm made by artisans, which avoids disasters (popular in Edo period) and calls the Kichijo (the goddess of happiness and wealth)

What's happening? Please stop.

Excuse me!

Hurry, get back now.

- What are you doing? - But what's happening?

Kuraji?

Kasuga!?

An acquaintance?

What? No way, she's just a stranger.

I was just wondering what happened since there was a bunch of people there.

Master Kuraji, what's with that wooden tag?

But it seems she's talking to you.

Me? No, isn't she talking to someone else?

Kuraji is a common last name, though. No, it's not common, but ...

Ah, by the way, aren't you on the way to work now?

Yes, I have an urgent meeting this morning.

Ah, no.

Sorry, I'm in a hurry. I'll see you later.

What's wrong with this world?

May I ask you to leave now?

Do you not know how painful it is to be seen like that by the person you一

Do you mind if I ask you one thing?

Which direction is Edo in?

Can we stop talking about this kind of thing now?

I'm home.

I failed to catch my dreams, I just lost the fastest in my history instead.

Hey, hey, I just found out something cool.

Ukiyoe: Edo-period woodblock print

- Ukiyo-e? - Look what is written on.

Ansei: era name; spanned the years from November 1854 (Ansei 1) through March 1860 (Ansei 7)

It says, Ansei 7, Yoshiwara red-light district, Senka.

Senka's profession was an Oiran.

That's a picture of me, isn't it?

It's such a nuisance, it has been spread all over Edo.

As I expected, it's you, isn't it?

I've been doing a lot of research and found out that there was a woman named Senka

who left a legend in Yoshiwara during the Edo era.

She's just cosplaying in that setting, right?

She traveled in time to the present day from the Edo era!

What!?

It's not just what is written in the Ukiyoe, but the way she's dressed, the way she talks, she's totally from Edo.

That can't be possible.

No, that's possible.

- That makes it sound way more interesting. - It's not interesting at all.

Don't be surprised, Ms. Senka.

You're in the future day, the next 161 years of the year you're supposed to live in.

161 years?

You're now in Tokyo, not Edo.

Tokyo?

I've never heard of such a place.

How far away from Edo is this place?

Edo is no longer exist.

Could you please inform me about it in detail?

I get it.

Finally she gets it.

I'm dreaming right now, aren't I?

This is useless.

What do you think we should do to make her believe me?

Show her “Back to the Future”?

Back to the Future is a 1985 American science fiction film directed by Robert Zemeckis

It will confuse her even more.

I think we should take her to the hospital, right?

Asshole!

That's not the word you'd say to your cousin.

So, what am I supposed to do?

I don't pretty know.

What do you mean?

I don't know how you came to be here or how to get back to Edo.

So, I can't go back?

Shun, do something.

Even if you say “do something” what can I do, huh?

At a time like this, it's a man's job to give solutions.

- If you do not, I'll call you an asshole. - You've already called me an asshole.

It can't be helped.

I'll just have to stay here for a while, I guess.

What!?

I hope you can take care of me.

Well, I don't mean to be rude, but aren't you a little quick on the uptake?

I thought maybe you'd grieve more, or be sadder.

It's no use grieving.

I'll bloom where I'm put.

No, more precisely ...

I've decided that I'll bloom where I'm put.

Edo Moiselle: ~The love story of a Courtesan in the Reiwa era~

Translated by neet21_(twitter)

It's a story about a chic courtesan that appeared in the Reiwa era after traveled in time and space from the Edo era

Cafe Kura

Why is this happening?

First: Courtesan Workplace reform

I'm the manager here and I've already given my permission.