Oohalu Gusagusalade (ఊహలు గుసగుసలాడే)

Smoking and drinking is injurious to health.

Hail! Hail! Hail the supreme lord!

Hail! Hail! Hail the supreme lord!

Are you crying when cutting onions?

Are your tomatoes becoming pulp?

Is it hot when cutting chillies?

Then you have to purchase this slicer.

It costs only Rs.1499 only.

But if you order in next five minutes, you can have it for Rs.625 only.

With this latest sharp edge technology..

..you can cut vegetables in the size of your choice.

Badaliya slice wizard!

Wow! Are these just for vegetables? - What else?

Wow! Bedaliya slice wizard!

Your kitchen will turn into a heaven with this.

Badaliya slice wizard!

Cut it!

Everything is fine, Mr. Venkat.

Are my dialogues okay? - Perfect.

Your schedule for today is over.

Hey, Venky! It seems you are enjoying your job a lot.

Do you mean tele-shopping anchoring?

No! Don't know how long but it is irritating.

How long were you working?

By next march, it will be four years.

That means you must have been famous TV actor by now.

Nothing like that. No one even recognizes me.

Are you serious?

Why doesn't anyone recognize when you are there for 4 years?

Don't you believe me? Come with me.

Here, can any of you recognize me?

Don't feel bad, Venky.

But I heard that the ladies at office are your close friends.

Oh, feeling shy?!

Venky! Do you have any work this evening?

I cannot.

What's the work? - A small shopping.

This time sari! You selection is always best.

Oh, how can you ask me to select a sari for you?

I gave my appointment to someone else. Sorry!

Are you bored even after such fans?

There is no relation between job and this.

I don't want to do this job.

What did I think of doing and what am I doing?

What did you think of doing? - My father's name is N. Bhanumurthy.

Did you hear his name?

Bhanumurthy means the person in dooradarshan(TV channel)..

Yes, he is. I too wanted to become famous news reader like him.

That's good.

I didn't see him lately.

After cable TV was introduced in 1991..

..he suffered paralysis.

After that he lost his ability to speak.

Oh, no! How is his treatment going?

There will be one hour session every Sunday.

Another typhoon in Bay of Bengal.

Coastal people are in fear.

Mr. Venkayyanaidu assured that they will win in four states..

..and madam Sonia denied that.

Onions Rs.100, petrol Rs.80 and Rs.70:$1.

These rates are making people cry.

Did you see? He moved.

Government and oil companies conflict regarding gas companies dispute.

Kholi helped India win with a ton.

The news ends now.

We shall meet here at the same time next sunday.

Yours, N. Venkateswara Rao.

Such an improvement in just ten sessions.

He will become normal with 40 more sessions.

When your father read the news, everyone used to feel great.

You should also become famous like him.

Oh, no! By the way I heard the channel..

..you are working is going to start news bulletin.

Why don't you try in that? - I already did, sir.

There is a twist in that too.

There are two demons standing between me and news reading.

Who are they?

First is Vamanrao.

Give it. - Just try.

Oh!

Listen, it is not enough if you want to become news reader.

You need to work hard.

If you waste your time all day..

..who will supply news for you in the evening?

Listen, Mr. Vamanrao! If you read news with that voice..

..you will need a guy like me to do the dubbing part.

You just watch. I will be reading news tonight.

Hey boy! It is not the voice that is need to read the news..

..you should have honesty in your heart.

Courage to say any news without fear.

More than anything else..

..you need to know current affairs and not these affairs.

Who is the second person? - My boss!

A. Udayabhaskar.

What is it, Uday? Why are you standing alone in the photo?

I am like this since childhood. I am different.

Yes, Venki told me that.

Did Venky tell you? About what?

He said that you hate humans and go to zoo every sunday.

That you don't know how to speak to people.

Especially with ladies. - He is nuts.

He might have said it because I didn't made him news reader.

What else did he say?

Since you are motherless and grew up studying in hostels..

..and since you possessed everything that you need..

..you became like this.

Just a moment.

I hate people who behaves like him in the office.

You are jealous that he speaks well with ladies.

It is not a big deal.

Everything is written in this book.

People bit dust by following such books.

I don't think so. Do you want to see?

Friends!

That was a fine presentation. Let us meet after the lunch.

Okay.

Katti! - Yeah?

Can I speak with you for a moment? - Yes, sir.

When are we going on a date? - Excuse me?

Just to have some fun.

I am the executive vice-president of this company.

Is this how you behave with me?

How long are you going to hide? I understood your true intentions.

How did you understand?

It is written in this.

If a girl wears short clothes like that..

..it means she like that other person a lot.

Showing her open hand means, 'I am open..'

'..and I have nothing to hide.'

What if I stand like this?

If you stand like that then you are..

..my slave. - Oh!

What if I stand like this?

It says that you are ready to live together with me.

What is the meaning if I slap you like this?

It is not in the book, but I understood.

I got it pretty clearly, actually.

Oh, she didn't consider that you are a motherless child.

Don't worry.

Ladies behave differently sometimes. I don't mind.

But your prestige is ruined.

I don't tell this to anyone.

What if she says? - I can counter in a thousand ways.

Who will trust her? Anyone didn't see this.

If you are so dumb, how are you going to get married? Do you have any plans?

About the marriage?

My dad is searching matches.

What else did Venki say?

Venky! I spoke to your boss.

Is that true? What did you say to him?

If you insist..

..he might give you news reader post.

What do you mean by insist? - Confidently.

All the best. Bye!

Come in!

Hey, celeb boy! I have edited your ad yesterday.

It was wonderful. You are made for this, man.

How long should I do this, Mr. Uday?

You promised me many things.

You said you will give me news and gameshow.

You said many things.

But I heard that you are giving it to Vamanrao.

Yes. - Sir!

Please give me evening news reader post, sir.

Listen, Venki!

A host of the game show..

..don't know who plays and who wins.

What do we get from that?

If it is news reader, it's about scams..

..foreign trips and assembly sessions..

..releasing of movies..

..just telling everything. They don't show your talent.

Just look at you. Badaliya slice wizard.

It was wonderful. Sales increased because of your anchoring.

Venki! That is your talent. Don't waste it.

Okay? Don't waste my time too.

Sir! - Yes?

You are stone hearted.

Venki! Please!

What is it, Venki?

Why are you crying after using Badaliya slice wizard?

What is the reason? What is it?

Hello?

Yes? Greetings, sir! How are you?

Match from Karampudi!

My son is busy launching Tamil channel.

He said he doesn't want to get married this year.

Hello? Actually my son is very tall.

It will be better if the girl is at least 5'9''.

Hello?

Her birth star is 'Aslesha'.

Hello, are you listening?

It is said that her mom-in-law dies if this marriage happens.

But groom's mother is already dead, sir?

That is why we want to be extra careful.

Hello?

My son studied MBA.

It would have been nice if the girl finished her graduation.

Hello? The girl is..

..more educated than the guy. It doesn't sound good.