Black Mirror

Open one of those for us.

You know you're the only one who can stand these things?

They're the only things left.

The pigs have all gone.

Used to be full of pigs, that.

Yeah, that and pig shit.

-Dogs took care of them. -Don't think I could hack being a pig.

-I don't think you could either. -What's so bad about being a pig?

It's undignified.

Undignified?

Walking about with your nose the same height as your asshole.

-Snout. -What's that?

Pigs have snouts, not noses.

So it would be your snout the same height as your asshole.

Nose, snout.

You're still trotting about gazing up everybody else's assholes all day long.

What kind of society is that?

An equal one?

So what do you reckon?

Yes or no?

I can give it a go. You're not gonna be long?

Five minutes, max.

Oh, fucking hell.

This is mental, this is.

I mean, he's dying anyway.

Well, he is.

I mean, it's not like it's gonna save him.

He's got, what, days?

Well, if it's what's in there makes those days easier...

that'll do for me.

I promised my sister we'd help him.

We all promised her.

Plus there'll be other stuff in there. Batteries.

-All sorts. -OK. OK.

-Leave the keys in the ignition. -I'm ahead of you there.

If you hear anything, yeah, don't fuck about, yeah? Just tear straight off.

-Five minutes? -No more.

All right?

You sure it's gonna be in there?

Course I'm not sure.

Fuck it.

Oh, fuck.

95-DY42.

95-DY42.

95-DY42.

95-DY42.

95-DY42.

95-DY...

95-DY42.

Psst.

Quick.

Shh!

Oh, fuck.

Go. Go.

Go! Go!

Tony!

Clarke! Go!

Oh, fuck.

Come on.

Come on. Yes.

No!

Oh, fucking hell.

No, please!

Please, no! Fuck, no! No, please!

Please!

Fuck!

Fuck!

Fuck!

Fucker!

Fuck!

Fuck!

Ah!

Fuck!

Fuck. Fuck you, you-- Fuck!

Ah.

OK.

Shit.

Oh.

Ahh.

Ah.

OK.

Oh.

Ah!

Ah!

Gah!

Ah!

Anyone?

Come in?

If you can hear me, it's Bella.

Hello?

Oh.

Pick up. Please, fucking pick up.

Oh, fuck.

Hello? Who is that?

I can't hear you. You're not clear.

Listen, if you can hear me, just whistle. Don't say anything.

OK, OK.

I can't talk for long.

We found a dog at the warehouse.

We didn't see it. We don't know how long it had been in there.

It got Tony and Clarke.

So they're gone. I'm-- I'm sorry.

And can you tell Ali that I'm sorry too?

She said that we were mad to bother and she was right.

We... We just wanted to help her with Jack.

I don't know...

Get him something that might help.