Loaded

Come on.

Hold on. Hold on. Wait.

What? Wait.

What's the matter, baby? Hold on.

Just need another hit. Come on.

Here.

Good, huh?

What's up?

What the fuck?

What's wrong?

Get off. What the...

what the fuck?!

Fucking crackheads.

Hey.

Come on.

Let's see.

Oh, fuck.

Sorry, baby.

Hello.

Shh.

Please take me off your list.

I don't want...

Oh. Hi, Mr. Hamilton.

Is he ok?

No, of course not, sir. I'M glad to do IT.

Thank you. I will.

I have to go to San Diego today.

What?

Alex Hamilton is in the hospital.

He's the one WHO got drunk

at our WEDDING. Yeah.

Swam in the fountain, no pants. Yes.

Unnecessarily handsome.

Yeah.

He had some kind of accident.

That was his father.

You couldn't say no?

First time he's ever asked me to do anything for him?

No, I can't say no.

Well...

What about our appointment, then?

Ok, obviously I can't make IT anymore.

Fine.

I'll be at my parents when you get back, then.

Listen, you can go to this thing

on your own. You don't need... great.

Do whatever you want.

My friend is in the hospital, Shireen.

I just have to bring him home. I have to do this.

Your priorities are all wrong, Reza.

Shireen.

I'll be home tonight!

Fuck you.

Reza.

Dude. Hey.

Nice to see you. You look cool.

Thanks.

Yeah, this is a nice ride you got here.

Thanks. It's just part of the business upgrade, not a big deal.

I like with the whole, um...

He's not at the hospital anymore.

Why?

I don't know, dude.

He checked out.

I talked to the hospital,

and, uh, his voice mail is completely full.

Shit.

Shit.

Ah, just check out some of these places, man.

Yeah, when your dad pays the rent, sky's the limit.

All right.

Yeah.

There we go.

What, we going to the gym?

This is my airplane travel outfit.

It's for comfort.

Yeah?

Look like 1998 puff daddy.

That was his best period.

I'll take that as a compliment.

Heh.

Alex!

This place is a mess.

Listen, what IF he doesn't want to come with us?

Have you thought about that?

He has no choice. His dad's gonna cut him off for good.

Yeah, what IF he doesn't care?

Listen, I have an obligation to the man, ok?

He helped me get my scholarship,

and when someone like that asks you to do something,

you do IT. You don't question IT.

Alex!

It's Reza!

What was that?

I don't hear IT anymore.

Shh!

Human legs.

Alex?

Hey, Alex.

Hey.

Alex.

What the fuck? Yeah.

You guys scared the fuck out of me!

What the fuck are you guys doing down here?

This is crazy.

Yeah.

Oh, hugs. Hugs.

Ah, man

that's good.

So next thing you know, I'M in a fucking ambulance

being rushed to the hospital.

They checked me out. I sign the papers and catch a cab.

You guys care for an eye-opener?

Well, I'M confused. WHO are these people?

Ah, just some punks, bro.

Why do they want to hurt you?

IT just looks bad. It's nothing, really.

Ah, wow.

What a night!

Whoo!

So what are you guys doing in San Diego, anyway?

Huh?

Hmm?

Yeah.

So let me see IF I fully understand this.

You guys came down here

to bring me back up to San Francisco

'cause my dad Says that he wants me back home?

Yeah. That about covers IT.

This a...

Intervention or something?

Did he pay you?

Alex, whatever IT is you're into,

you gotta get out of IT now.

What about my job?

The paralegal? Dude, your dad

can find you a new job in 10 minutes.

There you go.

You've been to that house.

I can't live there.

Ah, come on, man.

Laundry's always done for you.

Fridge is always full.

Nobody's ever there. I mean,

You'll basically have the place to yourself.

It's got that fountain.

It's got the fountain.

Plus, look at this place.

Looks like you've been eating cheese fries off the table.

You shouldn't be eating cheese fries at all.

I mean, I'd say It's time to go.

There's, like, funyuns in that wineglass.

Funyuns and wine

and cigarettes.

Fuck IT.

Yes!

Ah, see? All right. Ok.

Well, let's pack your bags

and get the 6:30 flight out of here.

Oh, I'M not leaving without all my stuff.

What do you mean?

What do you mean, what do I mean?

All of my stuff. I'M not kidding.

What? Dude, what do you have that's so important?

Guy, I'M not even gonna answer that.

What? My whole life is here.

What are you talking about?

We don't have time for that. Sorry.

No time? Mm-mmm.

All I have is time, bro.

Nobody's keeping you here.

Fucking shit. All right.

Well, let's see what we can pack in your stupid car.

I don't have my car, remember?

Listen, we're gonna need a truck for all this, anyway.

What? No. We're not getting a truck.

IF we're gonna get IT all, we're gonna need a truck, Rez.

There's no way we're getting a truck.

We did not discuss this.

We're gonna need a truck.

Fuck.

Dude, what's going on?

I'M sorry. This fell.

Ow.

Sorry, man.

It's all good.

Hey, listen. What do you want to do

with all this stuff here?

What?

This junk right here.

This?

Yeah.

Dude, this is, like, a $500 freshwater tank.

My Japanese fighting fish Shakiro's in there.

I just gotta clean IT, man.

There's a fish in there? Yeah.

Yeah, he's right here.

What do you want to do with this gay sex paddle that you got in here?

It's my pledge paddle. Where'd you find this?

Under all the rest of this shit.