The Warning

As you know,

I have come to demand unrelenting truth in journalism.

So I feel it is my duty to share this with you.

Even if it might end my career.

In 2011 a major network picked up the show,

Investigating Urban Legends.

But before the show aired,

all the copies were erased,

the programming schedule was suddenly changed,

and the remaining parties were forced

to sign non-disclosure agreements.

The real reason why was never released, until now.

The footage you are about to see

has only been edited for ease of viewing

due to lack of activity and multiple cameras.

The content has not been manipulated in any way.

It is just as it was found: untouched and disquieting.

No!

Get away!

Leave me alone!

Stop.

Leave me alone!

Help, somebody!

Please, I won't tell anyone.

Don't hurt me.

No, no!

Please!

Ow! No!

- Hi! - Hi!

Hi, how are you?

I'm good.

You look great!

Oh, thank you, so do you.

- Ugh, I have a few more wrinkles, but, you know.

- You should get into the t.v. business,

then you'd learn to take better care of your skin,

but you don't look that bad.

Um...

So this is exciting, Hollywood coming to Colorado.

- Oh, they just want some interviews of townspeople.

It's nothing that'll put the city on the map, or anything.

I don't know how you lasted here this long.

I mean, just coming back made me remember why I left here.

Hi, Bradley.

Hey.

Hey.

Hi.

Are you recording with that camera?

- Yeah, I thought you wanted it for your tv show.

- Bradley, the network isn't going to wanna see this.

They want interviews

with the local townspeople on that camera.

This camera is for my breakout show.

Oh.

- It's like you're new to all this, or something.

Sorry.

Does it say "record"?

Um, wait.

Where do you see that?

- Bradley, can you show her, please.

Sure.

See that, right there?

Oh, okay.

And you gotta turn it upright.

Oh, sorry.

Okay, ready.

So, how do I look.

The same.

- What's that supposed mean, Bradley?

Hm?

I don't know, it's just...

Um, okay.

Action.

Hi, I'm Taylor Sky,

and welcome to my show, Outsiders.

Whoo, yeah!

- Thank you, thank you very much.

Mmhmm.

So this is a show about how people outside our local legend

are affected by them?

Mmhmm.

- Does the network know you're doing this?

- No, but when they see what a great job I do

with their small-town legends bit and I give them this,

then they're sure to give me my own show.

I mean, how can they let this talent go to waste?

You always were talented.

Thank you.

So you record the professional interviews with that camera,

and your job is to record how our crew

is affected by the local legends.

Got it.

- So I'll need you to put on the tripod,

and you guys need to get your mics on.

- Wait, so, we really need to wear these?

- What did I say on the phone, Bradley?

- Rule number one, Brad, never take the mics off.

Rule number two, we agree to be filmed

at all times that she deems fit.

Good girl.

- It's been a long time, Tay.

Yeah.

Always swore I would never come back here, again.

Seriously?

We're starting this already?

You know what?

Never mind, just turn it off.

So Angel, tell the camera a little bit about yourself.

- Well, there's a town near where we grew up

called Manitou Springs.

And I believe the legends are true.

That it's the devil worshiping capitol of the Western world.

It's a hoax.

It's just made up by parents to keep their kids in line.

That footage was a fake.

Oh, I don't know.

You know, wait 'till you hear the interviews.

They'll tell ya.

Crazy stuff happens there.

Have you seen anything?

No, I haven't, but...

You know I can feel things.

- Oh that's right, I forgot about your ESP.

It's not that, it's just...

I'm in tune with the vibrations of Mother Earth.

- So, Bradley, what do you think?

- Well, I don't know about her powers,

but I don't go to Manitou much, it's pretty freaky.

Anyway, that's Bradley.

Brad.

Bradley, what would you like

to say to the camera about yourself?

Well, I grew up here,

and I work at the local college teaching film.

And I just wanna say thank you to Taylor

for getting me this spec job,

so I can get more work doing camera.

- Yeah, well, you can thank Henry for getting sick

and leaving me without a cameraman at the last minute.

Thank you, Henry.

Woohoo, Henry!

Oh, I almost forgot.

I got this for you.

Oh, what is it?

It's called a B-Pro; it's new.

Huh.

Bradley, it's called a GoPro,

and it's been out since 2004.

It's old news in Hollywood.

Oh, well.

I got two.

I thought it might help you with your show, you know?

You stick it up...

Thank you, that's great.

Hey, Taylor.

Do you miss high school?

Not at all.

I work for a major network show.

Why would I miss this?

Brad...

Brad. Brad...

Do you?

- Um, I mean, I can't say there weren't some good times.

Senior prom was pretty fun.

- Do you remember that hotel room?

- You were so pissed about that shower.

I couldn't get you to shut up.

I had that night planned down to a T,

and all you would focus on was that damn shower.

- Sorry, I know you planned a lot.

Oh well.

We did have fun in the morning, didn't we?

Oh, please.

What's her problem?

Ooh, ooh.

What's going on?

Prom sucked for me, Brad.

I'm sorry.

You know that.

- Angel did something happen on your prom night?

'Cause I can't even remember.

No, um...

it's just hard memories, you know?

It's just hard to deal with sometimes.

I'm fine.

- 'Cause I didn't even think you went to prom,

did you?

I was sick.

- Oh, is that what you're calling it, now?

Because the interviews were

supposed to be set up for tomorrow.

Well...

She could only do today, because her kids are home tomorrow.

Hi, Jamie.

- Hi, this isn't really a good time, the kids are home.

Oh, we could come back.

Hi, I'm Taylor.

I work for a new show called Investigating Urban Legends.

It'll only take us a couple minutes.