Beavis and Butt-head (Beavis and Butt-Head)

You bought it, what was that?

Maybe your bike's getting ripped off again.

Hi girls.

Woah, it's Todd.

Yeah, like, uh.

You candy ass is just sitting in my spot.

Move.

Uh, can we like, sit over here on the floor?

Whatever.

Block my view and you're dead.

Cool.

Yeah.

Woah, it's crowbar.

Oh yeah.

There only is taking a dump.

I gave my heart.

Woah.

He said he gave us Barton's soul to some chair.

Yeah, that must have been like, at least 50 pounds of me.

Yeah.

This music is slow and flat.

This is the kind of music you have to work out, tape.

If you're skinny, you want to get flat?

Yeah.

If I can put this on, then just like, pick out.

And then every time any of you is home, I gave my heart and thought of you.

Yeah.

And then you just sit there and get flat.

I think this is like a love song.

Yeah.

There's a love song, so divine.

Did you see that guy?

Yeah.

Really?

Must be his first concert.

He is mom's waiting outside in the stage, you might.

She said, okay now, what time is the concert going to be over?

What a boss.

Can nobody know where I am, okay?

So if anybody comes by looking for me, just play dumb.

Got it?

This is all we got, sir.

Me and Butthead were going to eat it for dinner, but you know, you can have it.

You call this food?

What should I call it, sir?

Crap.

Yeah.

This is crap, Beavis.

Shut up, Bunghole.

This is your favorite food.

It used to be butt wipe.

Get the door, you turds.

And remember, play dumb.

Where's Todd at?

Uh, we don't know.

Like, we're dumb.

Yeah, but we're like in his gang and stuff, so you can talk to us.

That's cool.

We got a message for Todd, so listen up.

Ah!

Ah!

Oh, no!

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

Who was it?

Uh, they said they had a message for you, but then they just kicked our asses.

Yeah.

Now we told them we were dumb.

Yeah.

That probably didn't believe us.

Uh, can we be in your gang now?

Shut up and fix the antenna.

Yeah.

Shut up, Beavis, and fix the antenna.

Coming up, Beavis tries to claim his birthright, but the pawn shop dude says he needs the ticket.

Stay tuned.

Circling the globe on a quest for sports played only in bikinis.

This is why world of bikinis bar.

Yes!

Yes!

The bikinis rule!

Damn it.

Sit your ass down.

Yeah, Beavis.

At least try to be cool.

Don't we?

Shut up, ass munch.

I'm here with Tasha Lipton, four-time bikini tetherball medalist, and truly one of the classiest individuals in the entire world of bikini athletics.

Thanks Brad.

Now get your hand off my ass.

Um, are we like ready to be in your gang yet, sir?

Listen, if you are really loyal, you to kick those guys asses.

To be in my gang, you gotta be more than just dumb.

Go get that. Tell him I'm not here.

Bring some of those marshmallow things on the way back, or I'll stop a mud hole in your ass.

Whoa.

Todd's even cooler than we thought.

Boys, I'm looking for a fella who goes by the name of Todd.